Damnable Libel

Seriously though, I had nothing to do with any recent fires.
But paraphrasing Mark Twain, I have sent a letter stating
 that I heartily approved of them.

Murderous Leftist Shoots Self In Dick! Hilarity Follows!

Also 2 Job Losses, 1 Firing, and 1 Fleeing For His Life. Huzzah!

Pointing a shotgun at your genitalia, firing, reloading, and firing again, is never a good idea.

But we're talking about Matt Croyle, who's probably been putting the "tard" in "Libtard" for pretty much his entire adult life.

What are we talking about?

"In the age of social media, a single post can alter lives in an instant. This was the harsh reality for Matt Croyle, a resident of Oil City, and until recently, the city's First Ward Constable.

Croyle's now-infamous X post on July 3rd has not only gone viral, but he says has also cost him his job, his civic role, and potentially his place in his hometown.

Dulce et decorum est. 

O frabjous day! Callou! Callay!

File this communist shit's whinging under Boo frickin' hoo.

The post, intended to express his fear of increasing political extremism and the potential for civil conflict, he says, was immediately met with backlash and went viral, amplified by influential figures on the platform.

Nice try, lying shitbags, but it was multiple posts, including hoping "some pissed-off left-wing whackadoodle" took pot shots at a former president and current presidential front-runner, while advocating the murder of every one of his supporters as necessary.

There was no "fear of increasing political extremism", Gavin Fish, you mendacious communist twatwaffle, your fellow bomb-thrower Croyle was throwing molotov cocktails onto the bonfire of political extremism, and only a lying sack of shit with the same belief system could characterize his delusional rants as anything but inflammatory incitement to murder on a nationwide scale. 

In the controversy's wake, Croyle posted an open letter to the community, attempting to clarify his intentions and address the fallout.

"I did not, and would not, advocate for the killing of, or threaten, anyone. Period." he wrote.

Yes, in fact, crocodile-teary Croyle did issue the above bald-faced lies, to no one's surprise, and convincing absolutely no one. He also advocated that people should commit mass murder on a antionwide scale over political beliefs, as most communist pig traitors do. Douchebadges gonna douchbadge, and Leftard lying mediaholes gonna be Leftard lying mediaholes. I'm surprised Fish could type this twaddle with his tongue so far up Croyle's asshole, but apparently he's flexible both morally and physically.

Croyle admitted he made a mistake when he made his post.

"That was a huge mistake on my part because I'm the least scary person in the world. I am not violent by any means. I don't want anything to do with violence. If that hypothetical situation that I was talking about were to ever happen, I would literally leave the country," he stated.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, says the Bullshit Artist caught with his social media pants around his ankles. He just wanted to let everyone else know that they should "kill their friends and family members who support Trump". But Mattie-poo had no intention of doing any such thing, because he's so fragile, and gentle, and peaceful. Matt Croyle is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've known in my life.

And totally full of nothing but shit, from the soles of his feet to the crown of his empty head.

And after (gasp!) Matt the Terrorist got caught expressing exactly the criminal terroristic threats he couldn't help but post, what happened?

Following the backlash, Croyle said he deleted his X and Facebook accounts and went into hiding to protect himself and his loved ones.

"It's just beyond my comprehension. My initial instinct was to protect myself and anybody else I care about. And that was the reasoning for disappearing online."

In short, Croyle admits he was too fucking stupid to know that hoping for a political assassination that would probably trigger open civil war, and openly calling for the outright murder of 80M-90M Americans was liable to get him punched in the mouth, or worse, especially while living in a town with a population of under 10,000 people, in a majority-Republican county. Until he suddenly figured it out, just about the time the local fuzz, the state police, and the Secret Service all came calling to talk about his fever dreams of assassination and mass murder, helpfully posted online for the whole world to see.

Croyle said his post, and the subsequent fallout, led to his resignation from his position as constable.

Yeah, criminal investigations of terrorist threats by badged and sworn officers of the state tend to have that kind of fallout.

"I did not want the county to have any kind of fallout, or backlash, about me being an elected official," he explained.

He also didn't want to face a grand jury over those statements, and pull three to five years in a PA or federal prison.

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FOR ENQUIRING MINDS:

BTW, in the so-called 2023 election Croyle allegedly "won", there were no candidates filed, and Croyle received exactly one (1) write-in vote - HIS OWN, presumably - (out of 15 such). I'm not making that up: see page 21 of Vanango County Election Reports for yourself. Kind of makes one wonder how Croyle was [s]elected, with a 12-way tie, do'n'it? 

And why, praytell, nobody else wrote him in. No adult relatives?? No friends? He could have been the clear winner if he'd gotten just one more legal vote. Anyone else smell fish here? 

Somebody want to call Hannity? Glenn Beck? Just wondering...

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His desire to protect the integrity of elections had driven him to run for constable, he said, rather than a desire to work in law enforcement.

He said he also lost his job at a local non-profit.

All together now: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww, what a terrible shame!" You psychotic piece of shit. Hopefully you have to flee to worker's paradises like Cuba or Venezuela for the rest of your miserable life, too, and get the shit kicked out of you there, for good measure.

And save your gas, Matt: we've seen what Democommunists think are "free and fair" elections in PA. 

Were you going to bring your own Black Panther thugs to the polling stations, or do they provide them for you when you call? And will you be able to sell the posterboard and plywood you had stockpiled for those 3AM vote counts behind blacked out windows, 

or is that going to be a sunk cost you can't recover? Maybe you can sell them to Pantifa, to use as shields and signs at their next riot.

So Criminal Croyle is now no longer even a Keystone Kop Konstable, one step ahead of the criminal indictments, and also fired from some other leftist non-profit that doesn't want any of the heat - or crazy - Matt brings wherever he walks now. And he's in hiding(!). Sounds like he got off lightly.

This couldn't have happened to a more deserving Leftard murderous piece of shit. And his caterwauling and pants-pissing self-pity party about gravity working is going to have us laughing all the way to end of the year.

Word to your mother, Matt: You live in a 58% [R]epublican county. The kind of PA county that produced guys like the ones we saw in The Deer Hunter. So you'd best be looking over your shoulder pretty much every day until you die. You took the mask off, asshole. We know what you're about. Maybe some perfectly sensible, clever, rational, right-wing Everyday Joe may decide PA doesn't need your kind anymore.

Perhaps you'd best look into a plane ticket to Havana. I don't think you have much future in Oil City any more. And it only took you telling the truth about your hopes and dreams, and seven days in America, to get us there.

How great is that, America!

This blog takes great pleasure (when the laughter dies down) in presenting Matt Croyle, formerly of Oil City PA the well-deserved award of the FAFO Medal, for incredible stupidity and mendacity in public. We give you sincere congratulations on your first award, Matt, and express our heartfelt desire that you earn a second award very soon, hopefully with a gold star denoting posthumous recognition.

We're extremely happy about any part we played in exposing you and bringing about your current situation, and only wish we could've done more. Because you richly deserve everything you've gotten, and everything that follows, plus oh so much more.

Oh, and Moldylocks says "Hi."

We leave shitbag Croyle and the online jackhole giving him the linked and quoted oh-so-sad ceremonial tongue bath with but one more happy thought as consolation for all the violence they keep wistfully and witlessly egging on, as if they're somehow both invisible and bulletproof:

Leftards: You're not going to get what you like,
and you're not going to like what you get.

FAFO

Oh, boo frickin' hoo. Shoulda been done 50 years ago.
With flamethrowers.

This, right here. Angus nails it in one take.

This is "Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'." when the volume is turned up to 11 on the geopolitical stage.

And for the Fucktards out there (you know who you are), this isn't "genocide", nor even anything remotely close to that. Words mean things.

To date, there appears to be no shortage of murdering Arabs on the planet, nor will there be even if every Egyptian Arab inhabitant of Gaza is erased from the planet in perpetuity. More's the pity.

What you're looking at is not genocide, it's consequences. Gravity, working.

You're getting to see what the Third Punic War looked like, and the reason Rome never fought a Fourth Punic War.

The Carthaginians behaved ever afterwards, because most of them were busy rotting in peace.

Gaza delenda est has quite a nice ring to it. Nota bene  how quiet and circumspectly well-behaved the Jordanian Arabs in the West Bank have suddenly become since last October. Pure coincidence, undoubtedly.

Perhaps it will catch on every time another group of goat-humpers thinks they're going to murder their way to Paradise.

The idiots who cheered on and elected Hamas to lead them, and passed out candy every time they killed another innocent victim anywhere on the planet, are now finding out, in exquisite detail, that 72 virgins or not, the fucking they'll get isn't worth the fucking they're getting.

Dulce et decorum est.

Related.

JUSTICE!!! Califrutopia Ammo Ban and Background Checks Unconstitutional And Unenforceable!

 

Rhode v. Bonta ruling

1) All CA ammo restrictions, requirement for background checks before purchase, and importation restrictions, along with penalties for same, are hereby declared utterly unconstitutional, and permanently injuncted from further enforcement.

2) The permanent injunction on the merits of the complaint is not stayed pending appeal.

3) The request to Judge Benitez for such an injunction of the decision was categorically denied, as any case being "unlikely to prevail on the merits".

Fuck Sacramento, and their hatred for the 2nd Amendment, sideways, with a rusty chainsaw. 

Worst case, CA will enjoy another "Freedom Week" until CA appeals to the 9th Circus. But until that's handed down, the injunction took effect immediately upon the issuance of this ruling, and even getting an appeal filed is going to take CA time.

That giant sucking sound is another one of CA's unconstitutional gun laws going down the drain, and ammunition flying to the Golden State at the speed of UPS trucks.

ATTENTION, In-State and Out-Of-State Ammunition Dealers: consider carefully whether you want to open the floodgates, as you should, or instead continue to fuck over CA buyers by a policy of enforcing an unconstitutional restriction decided to be such by a federal court ruling, and thoughtfully remembering all possible interpretations of "Dead To Us, Forever" and the magic shibboleth "Zumbo'ed". Don't fuck us, and we won't fuck you.

Huzzah! Dulce et decorum est.

All hail St. Benitez:

This guy is our favorite method of Rogering gun controllers.

Dear Treasonous Traitors: Fuck You. Strong Message Follows.

 

SCOTUS rules Texas may not stop illegal invasion from Mexico.

Since SCOTUS has ruled - beyond and against any legal reasoning worthy of the name - that the U.S. Constitution does not apply to Texas, Texas should ratify that decision and return the favor, in spades.

There should be consequences to ruling a state is outside the protection of the Constitution under which it joined the republic.

All representatives of Texas outside its geographic boundaries should be recalled to the state forthwith.

1) How many divisions does SCOTUS have?

2) Texas should arrest on the spot any federal agent attempting to cut, remove, or displace any obstacle Texas has erected within the state's boundaries, or otherwise thwart prevention by Texas of the criminal invasion of their state, and hold any such arrestees without bail indefinitely, for insurrection and treason.

3a) Any of them who are current residents of Texas should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of Texas law, in batches if necessary, and imprisoned in the state's penitentiaries forthwith, for the entirety of sentences received, without any possibility of leniency or parole. If a court decides on the death penalty, a ten- or twelve-place scaffold should suffice, to save time. Pour encourager les autres.

3b) Any of them with residency outside of Texas should be held without trial until the U.S. re-establishes diplomatic relations with Texas. Outside, behind barbed wire, in their underpants, 24/7.

3c) Any military personnel who attempt to enter or leave their bases should be similarly interred as in 3b, but given normal treatment under the Geneva Convention in lieu of formal treaty. 

3d) Any personnel attempting to leave military reservations within the state under arms, by land or air, should be exterminated with extreme prejudice, and those bases seized and occupied. As long as they stand down and remain neutral and unreinforced, they should remain unmolested as is. Any act of war upon Texas from such installations in any manner or to any degree voids any such guarantee. If they elect to road march on foot out of state territory, unarmed, and leaving all vehicles and equipment behind, they should be given parole and safe conduct to the state's borders. Any future return to the state under arms subjects them to immediate execution upon capture.

4) Any other federal agents, officers, or employees, lifting so much as a finger in assistance of the treasonous, seditious, and criminal conspiracy to aid and abet the invasion of the state of Texas, from within the boundaries of the state of Texas, should receive the same treatment. Tears that would be shed over any death, let alone massacre, of federal agents attempting to interfere or resist, anywhere: zero.

5) If the federal government refuses to halt this invasion, and wants to provoke a Fort Sumter moment against Texas, I suspect Texas would only have about 100M volunteers flocking to their side to take a free shot at Uncle Fuckyou within hours of declaring same, and the refugees fleeing the Mexican border region southward wouldn't be safe very much north of Cancun by the end of a month's time.

6) Some of the volunteers would start right in where they already are, and then the idea would spread immediately to about 37 other states. When the Green Zone shrunk to the District of Criminals and a handful of blue hive cities, the pro-invasion lobby would really have both tits in a ringer, and things would get interesting worldwide, in a Chinese curse sort of way.

7) Since the U.S. has not only abdicated even any ersatz border enforcement, and is now not only aiding and abetting criminal border violation, but actively preventing the several states from doing anything to stop it, Texas should take over the entire border from the Gulf to New Mexico, close it in perpetuity, and institute a "shoot-on-sight" policy forthwith. The state's DPS should then begin round-ups and imprisonment of criminal illegal aliens whenever and wherever found within Texas, and imprison them side-by-side with their former co-conspirators, outside, behind barbed wire, in their underpants, 24/7, for a term not less than 1:1 for the entire period of time they have illegally resided in the Lone Star State. If they wanted to come to Texas illegally with such fervor, they're fully entitled to enjoy the weather there outdoors in January (and every other month) unhindered.

This is what happens when you pretend an unarmed and non-violent panty raid on the US Capitol is an "insurrection", and then double- and triple-down on that fairytale, by sponsoring a criminal invasion of the country for two years.

Here's hoping Texas doesn't roll over and take it in the pants, and instead has the backbone to decide to send Emperor Poopypants the bird with both hands on this here and now, and triple dog dares federally employed criminals to wade face first into this propeller. This is where we find out whether Texas is all hat and no cattle, or the real deal.

It's clearly an idea whose time has come.

P.G.T. Beauregard sends his compliments.

Related: In response to SCOTUS ruling, Texas NG installs more razor wire at the border.

Music To Wave Goodbye To Gaza To

 

Attention To Orders

 h/t B at Middle Of The Right

We hereby award this day the FAFO Medal with gold star device, to one Douchebag Garcia, formerly of San Antonio, TX , car thief and felon in possession of a loaded weapon, shot by his theft victim while attempting to avoid apprehension for his crime, after the vehicle's owner tracked him down, finding Douchebag sitting in the stolen vehicle in question, and ordered him at gunpoint to get out of the vehicle and await the arrival of the local police.

Douchebag, desiring no such annoying outcome to his criminal enterprise, then produced a weapon of his own and shot the vehicle owner, wounding him for his efforts, whereupon Douchebag became a bullet sponge for the owner's far more accurate and voluminous return fire, absorbing thereby an unknown quantity of lead proceeding towards him at a high rate of speed, and with an unknown number of friends of the lethal projectile(s) arriving concurrently, as well as getting his girlfriend-accomplice shot critically in the exchange for bonus points, while managing to rapidly achieve room temperature himself shortly thereafter. Huzzah.

For getting shot, Douchebag Garcia rates the FAFO Medal, and by happily dying of wounds received in the exchange, the gold star device is additionally authorized.

His butthurt brother, Jose Garcia, unfamiliar with the rules of FAFO, is rectum-clenchingly upset that Douchebag's grand theft auto and attempted murder became a capital crime, but the San Antonio TX police chief, where the shooting occurred, has already declared Zero Fucks will be Given on behalf of Douchebag, who was killed both lawfully, and in a praiseworthy manner, saving the citizens of the state of Texas any further expense for such now-superfluous niceties as incarceration, trial, and imprisonment for this or any other future depredations on the citizenry thereof.

And to the vehicle's owner, wounded in the apprehension, we officially commend him for his actions, wishing him a rapid recovery, and godspeed in his future life. The local authorities should formally commend him for his actions, and reimburse him at least a celebratory box of replacement ammunition for his efforts. Dulce et decorum est.

"Nice shootin', Tex!"

If there were more crimes like this, there'd be less crimes like this.

Strike Up The Band

h/t DiveMedic

DAIQ: Deceased @$$hole In Question age 10

 

Attention to orders:

Be it known herewith that we do award Elias Armstrong, aged 12 (forever!), with the FAFO Medal. Being deceased in his enterprise, and owing entirely to it, Subject-Named @$$hole also merits the attachment of the gold star device, denoting a posthumous ultimate award. 

To wit, on February 5th, 2023:

[Denver] Police received a report of an auto theft in the 8300 block of East Northfield Boulevard, according to police. 

The car's owner tracked the vehicle using an app and found it stopped in the area of West 12th Avenue and North Decatur Street.

"When the vehicle’s owner approached the car, he was involved in an exchange of gunfire with occupant(s) in the stolen vehicle," according to investigators. "A juvenile male then drove the stolen vehicle to the 2900 block of W. 10th Ave. where he was found by officers to be suffering from a gunshot wound."

To be blisteringly precise, when the vehicle's owner approached his stolen property, the vehicle's occupants, being the culpable thieves of such property, opened fire on him, which prompted him to return same with both elán and a smile, giving much better accuracy in return than he received initially.

The DAIQ was not found "suffering from a gunshot wound", so much as he was found to be expired from one. Huzzah! Suffering, at that point, was a metaphysical impossibility.

"Armstrong was taken to a local hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

It appears other occupants of the stolen vehicle "fled on foot from the 2900 block of W. 10th Ave. prior to officers’ arrival."

This being the textbook definition of Fucked Around, Found Out (with meritorious expiration in the process!), DAIQ more than qualifies as the latest recipient of the Trayvon Memorial Award, and automatic nomination to the Darwin Awards for further recognition, having thoughtfully and happily departed the gene pool without depositing within its confines any subsequent generation of even more wastes of skin and oxygen as himself and his ilk.

In recognition of which thoughtfulness, we offer a hearty 

O frabjous day! Callou! Callay!

DAIQ's family members, having come to our attention for meritless, gratuitous, and prolonged BMWing (Bitching, Moaning, and Whining) over the loss of their littlest family fuck up, ought to be glad that the citizens of Denver do not issue Shoot On Sight warrants on the entire loud-mouthed clan of shitbags, with any such additional expungement of the gene pool thereabouts visited upon his relatives and their shyster mouthpieces being declared a public service deserving of further recognition and civic commendation, even if it erased their entire line(s) from further contributions to society.

We further commend the vehicle's owner, for both his civic contributions and marksmanship, and note that the mayor and police chief of Denver owe him a written commendation, and a token box of ammunition as recompense for the lifetime of criminal activity and legal gymnastic exhibitions from which he proactively spared both the citizens of Denver, and the courts and prison system of the state of Colorado.

One can but hope that the other participants are apprehended, as the death of their accomplice makes all of them eligible for capital murder charges in the entire incident. Notably, no one in the DAIQ's family appears to be forthcoming with the identities of those little bastards. Maybe they, too, will win their own FAFO Medals in their inevitable subsequent future exploits.

Dulce et decorum est.

Everyone loves a happy ending.

Rex Kramer, Dangerseeker, offered his timeless comment.

File Under: EAT ME!

 h/t horsewithnonick

BREAKING:

All Criminal Charges Against Alec Baldwin Dropped By Santa Fe D.A. - NY Post

Pardon me for a moment.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Surprising me with the speed of the collapse, but not the outcome, it appears obvious that after all the prosecutorial dipshits who ramrodded this witch hunt lost interest and bailed out some weeks back, the flunkie assistant D.A. who caught the case has no great love for watching their own legal reputation blown to fucking doll rags by Baldwin's defense attorneys, and has elected to get the fuck outta Dodge, rather than face the High Noon courtroom showdown that would have ended their legal career.

Boo frickin' hoo.

All of the naysayers and online legal eagles, including a certain Branca-hole, can now bite my shiny metal ass.

Exactly as I told you ought  to happen, because the midwit NM authorities in charge of this monumental clusterfuck never had a legal leg to stand on, from the get-go, and the plea bargain by Dave Halls literally shot a gaping hole in their case before it ever got out of the starting blocks. {Not because of some mythical "let's not prosecute the washed-up second-rate movie star" clause in the NM state constitution.} The second biggest crime in this case was anyone ever indicting Baldwin for any crime, when it was clear within minutes who the actual culprits had to be, necessarily.

Exactly as we told you, and told you, and told you, and told you, and told you, and told you. Many of you, happily, listened. The rest should now stock up on ice bags for your 'roids.

You can't charge someone with criminal negligence with neither a criminal act, nor any duty to be negligent in performing. No elements, no crime. QED

Not content to walk away, the D.A.'s office dropped the charges "without prejudice", probably hoping against reality to someday find or concoct some way not to look like enormous jackasses for filing those idiotic charges in the first place, and so as not to admit the obvious, and open themselves up to a yuuuuuuuge civil suit by Baldwin for false arrest and malicious prosecution, and end up paying him in the bargain. But unless they come up with Baldwin on video loading live rounds into his own gun while cackling like Senator Kneepads, and bragging while twirling the loaded gun on his finger that he was going to kill the whole camera crew, the chances of that are lower than the odds of Hunter Biden discovering a cure for cancer. And if they don't refile by Halloween 2024, the statute of limitations in NM will preclude any further legal action.

The worst thing anyone can pursue will be against the LLC as a whole, which, by definition, has no assets but a cheesy script, a half-completed movie, a cursed production, and a completion bond payout if it's not finished, and a claim against the profits (there won't be any) if it ever is, and gets released. (Ask Art Buchwald how that works.)

All of the Legion Of Butthurt, and those possessed of second-rate intellects, please enjoy a 12-foot-long party sub of Shit Sandwich, with my most extreme compliments.

If Reed, clearly and primarily the actual homicidal criminal in the trial, has the wits God gives any jackass, she'll rapidly plead guilty, take the lumps, and depart the film industry for the rest of her braindead life after prison, other than catching a flick on the tube waiting for her sentence to end, knowing to her grave that her colossal ignorance got an innocent person killed.

Baldwin, meanwhile, deserves all the karma on the planet for being the actor unlucky enough to be holding a prop mis-supervised by such a pair of criminal lackwits, which got cinematographer Hutchins killed, and with a body count as high as Teddy Kennedy, his voice and opinions on gun control are forever silenced. Better late than never.

Take that win in this case, and walk away, instead of trying to gold-plate the turd while holding it from the clean end.

Dulce et decorum est.

Strong Message Follows

h/t Peter

Sounds like somebody forgot they lost a war over this. We hope they bandage their wedding tackle before they bleed to death. Or, not.

Just Saying

Vaxx Amnesty?

 We've made our position clear on other blogs, but for the benefit of anyone who missed it, a commenter wondered our position on the call from some woke Karen at Brown for a general amnesty for the Vaxxholes and their societal-wide Covidiocy of the last two years.

Let's be clear here:

Carte blanche forgiveness en masse for the power-drunk Karens who killed tens of thousands of our relatives and friends by putting the infected in with the most vulnerable populations of uninfected, denied a million or more medical practitioners the ability to use common sense or any alternative and efficacious treatments for Kung Flu under penalty of professional suicide just to line their own pockets, then killed tens of thousands more with multiple forms of worse-than-worthless Not-A-Vaxx (whose death toll will grow inexorably until it rivals and surpasses the Holocaust or Stalin's and Mao's Purges combined, which toll will be ongoing for every day of your lifetime), destroyed the greatest economy in modern history on a wholesale scale, wiped out entire sectors of that economy and erased entire chains of businesses, employing tens of millions of people, pirated a national election, illegally installed a senile selectee, inflated the currency to near-collapse, gutted the military as we approach a time when it would be most needed, and attempted to completely subjugate the world's foremost free republic under the boot of totalitarianism, forever?

That's what the guilty are now asking forgiveness for perpetrating, in their headlong drunken quest for mere riches and absolute power over the entire nation?

Upon 0.2 seconds' mature reflection upon such a monumentally asinine suggestion, we can speak no more eloquently than the late great Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf, when asked if the world should forgive Saddam Hussein's invasion of Kuwait:

We will say no more on the question, and suggest the choices - between individual garrotes, firing squads, ad hoc wire and lamp post executions, scaffold hangings in job lot batches, or whipping their skin off with barbed wire and setting them alight with gasoline whilst still alive - are best left to the wisdom and expedience of the local populations most directly affected. All will be perfectly acceptable. Dulce et decorum est.

The vision that should haunt the Vaxxholes' every thought, whether awake or asleep, from this day until their final moments on earth, is this one coming to fruition:

'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

Which explains their screaming hissy fit over the coming Red Tsunami.

This sentiment is shared on a widespread basis.

What happens when a Karen from Brown University floats the idea of Amnesty?

From WRSA today, among a host of similar thoughts and memes:

D'accord, mes amis. Looking like a long, cold winter for Team Vaxxhole.

The Bitch-Slap Heard Round the World

 

1. I like Will Smith. I like Chris Rock. Neither of them came off this looking their best.

2. Rock has cracked on Will Smith many times. Smith has never smacked him around before. So let's look at what changed.

3. Jada Pinkett Smith was at the Oscars, because she's a bona-fide actress, and married to Will Smith, nominated for Best Actor this year, for 25 years.

4. Rock is divorced.

5. There is a comedy line. And I'm not talking the PC cancel-culture nonsense. There are simply things you don't do. Rock knows this now, just like how a man who picks a cat up by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way, as Mark Twain famously observed.

6. If Rock had poked fun at Smith for having big ears, or doing Wild, Wild West, or noted Jada Smith is more likely to get a Golden Raspberry Award than an Oscar, that would have been in-bounds. And, to be fair, Smith even laughed at the joke about Jada and G.I Jane 2. Right up until his wife let him know the joke at her expense wasn't funny. Her face looked like stone.

7. At that point, Smith sent Rock a message: you don't get to kick retarded kids, and you don't get to crap on a man's wife because of her physical appearance due to her medical condition (alopecia). 

8. People will try to throw out "Rickels" or "Dangerfield", by way of excuse: No sale. Both teased friends and strangers in good fun, and said so publicly every time they did it, and you knew there was no malice in their rips. Anyone who can't tell that after watching them perform for 2 minutes isn't paying attention. 

9. Until last night, Rock didn't know the difference. Now he does.

10. He also knows why it's called a "punchline", and that the Supreme Court wasn't kidding when they recognized that some speech qualifies as provocative "fighting words". "Sticks and stones" isn't a valid argument. Don't believe me; go to any bar, and call someone's companion an "ugly bitch". Be sure you have full dental coverage beforehand. Tell the class how it works out for you. Once your jaw wires are removed.

11. Rock doesn't have cinematic immunity for being a rude jackass just because he's on international TV. But with his one good ear, he'll probably pay a bit more attention to his own inner filter.

12. Standing there afterwards didn't show class; it showed he didn't have the grace to say "I went too far; I apologize". That would have been the Bigger Man gesture. But he doesn't have that in him. And maybe getting someone with more class and grace than recent edgy smartasses to emcee what is supposed to be the biggest event in Hollywood would be a better idea. The Academy hasn't found anyone who was more funny than irritating, and more humorous than raunchy, since Billy Crystal hung up his tux a few years back.

13. Will Smith doesn't have an anger problem, he has a sense of proportion. (Timing, not so much. If he'd instead socked Rock with a closed fist behind closed doors, he'd have saved his wife's honor and his own reputation, and perhaps more effectively with less backlash.) But sometimes, you have to throw an elbow - once - in a televised game, to get some respect. There is something salutary, in a civilizational way, in seeing a husband literally stand up and take a poke at someone who has transgressed the bounds of propriety. If anything, Smith was too gentle with Rock, but in any event, I suspect his point landed home simultaneous with the slap.

14. The big winners were the producers of the show, because it took a probable new record audience low and turned it into an event that'll be talked about for years to come. Rock looks like a graceless jackass, and Smith will have to deal with people thinking he's a hot-head, after 53 years of being no such thing. If the Academy is smart, Rock and Smith will be paired as co-presenters next year, and Rock should wear a sparring helmet. 

15. Smith's recognized acting talent means he's far from over, and Rock's comedy will always find an audience. But unless this hatchet gets buried, they probably shouldn't share the stage in the future. And the notes to future emcees should probably include the delightfully old-fashioned concept that cracking jokes about the spouse of one of the premier headliner honorees is neither funny, wise, nor in-bounds.

16. The only thing Rock did right was not to file a police report. No victim: no crime. That saved him more than Smith, because the LAPD wouldn't make any arrest, and the D.A., in fact no D.A., would ever file charges even if they did. Because they know half or more of any jury would hear about Jada's Smith's medical diagnosis, and in that light, refuse to convict Will Smith of anything short of "he should have closed his fist before he smacked him". Nine chances out of ten, the judge dismisses the case out of hand before trial, because of the precedent in Chaplinsky v New Hampshire, if it ever even got that far.

17. Don't start nothing, won't be nothing.

Rock is lucky Will was channeling Chapelle, and not Fishburne.

UPDATE: Divemedic, who took issue with our analysis of the Alec Baldwin incident, comes to the same conclusions we did here, and for the same reason: there are some jackassical things you might do that merit someone taking a poke at you.

Ukraine Announces New National Bird

To Russia, With Love

 

I don't care who you are, that's funny.

Ukraine, amidst a national war for survival against Russia's tender embrace, had time to vote on social media to select a new stamp.

The winning design commemorates the final radio message from Ukrainian border troops on Snake Island upon the opening of hostilities, a phrase that will live down through the ages as the 21st century equivalent of "MOLON LABE". Dulce et decorum est.

This is not a people who will ever be subjugated, whatever the eventual outcome on the battlefield.

I want a sheet of these.

[Pro Tip: If Ukraine made this as a morale patch, they could finance the whole war.]

Satan's Army In Full Retreat

h/t 90 Miles From Tyranny

Per latest reports, Satan's Army, having been caught Going Woke™, is now in full retreat after stepping on their own dick with sharpened cleats, trying to lie their way out of their colossal miscalculation, and now rapidly watching contributions shrivel away just at the height of their former fundraising season. Get Woke? Meet Go Broke.

Dulce et decorum est.

Boo frickin' hoo.

Sideways, with a rusty chainsaw, Leftards.

Fire the two open communists who promulgated that screed of anti-white racism, then name and fire everyone in their chain of command who green-lighted it (armies are convenient in tracking blame that way), then confess the monstrous chain of errors leading to publishing it the first place most profusely, beg obsequiously, unanimously, concertedly, and unceasingly for forgiveness, and maybe in five or ten years, we'll think about contributing again.

Purging the offending materials from their site comes too late.

(BTW, we saved archive copies of both manuals in our own files for just such an eventuality. Nice try, commie pigs. The internet is forever.)

Used skidmarked TP continues to be our bucket contribution of choice for Satan's Army, UFN.

Unconditional Surrender: Burn the lies (and the liars) out with fire, and then we can talk.

Not before.

And in the meantime, anything we can do to starve those racist communist bastards any further funding is barely enough, but absolutely doing God's work.

Not another penny, bitchez, until you repent unconditionally. 

Zero Fucks Given: Achievement Unlocked

 h/t Mike

HISTORY: Replete with examples of sonsofbitches
dumb enough to flip that switch.

What's to come in the event of a miscarriage of justice, and Kyle Rittenhouse is given anything less than the keys to the city, and a marksmanship award, for cleaning up the streets which the cops there signally failed to undertake?

THIS:

"Furk them all. Go for broke. Gonna take out one? Take them all out. Go on a full-blown killing spree/vendetta/bloodletting that would make even a commie blush in shame. Kill them all, God will know His own.

One skateboarder or head-kicker or pistol-armed idiot amongst a pack of hell-bound rioters and looters comes to attack you? Kill the attacker, kill the people supporting the attacker, kill the rest of the burn-look-murder group. Kill the ones on the front lines. Kill the ones in the back passing stuff forward. Especially kill the ones holding the cell phones up and who are calling the shots. Kill. Kill. Kill. Why not? What’s the worst they can do to you? Give you 20 death penalties that will take 30-40 years for the courts to work out all the appeals and issues. 30 life-sentences? Gee, past a certain point, what does it matter?

What matters is if they make self-defense illegal, then who cares. Take everyone out. Go down the local lefty enclave and pop the judges, the prosecutors, the city commissioners, the mayors, the teachers, the lawyers, pop everyone. Get the doctor who called for the vaxx. Get the nurse who wouldn’t admit a loved one because they were unvaccinated. Pop everyone who’s supported all the wrong decisions in the last 40 years. Biden bumperstickers, BOOM. Hillary stickers or Obama stickers? BOOOOM BOOOOM BOOOOM. FBI agent? BOOOOM. BATFE agent? BOOOOOM and burn with fire. DEA? BOOOM. TSA? BOOOM.

Past a certain point, what can they do to you? If they’re going to hang you for self defending, then they might as well hang you for everything else.

They don’t understand that the concept of self defense is the last thing holding the (to them) great unwashed idiot inbred flyoverists and red staters from just saying “Copulate this” and expending a lot of their personal horde of freedom seeds and flammable objects.

Screw it. Gonna kill the rule of law? Then you’d best be ready for a lot of righteous killing."

That singularly perfect answer, courtesy of Beans, over at Divemedic's blog.

It won't be from someone sitting on their haunches after a ritual clubbing either. Oh, no it won't.

It will be head shots from 300m, and torso hits from twice that range. Anyone moving towards that shooter can expect the same medicine. 

Turn and run? You'll only die tired. 

The police suddenly find a pair, and think to move on that position? Best be well-mounted, and leave the married men behind. Most of the ones who go aren't coming back.

Siding with rioters is being a rioter. Cops included. No mercy, and ZFG. Headshots.

No Level IV kevlar faceplate? Sucks to be you, Officer Jackboots. New cops can be hired for a dime a dozen, and the batch that replaces you is likely to be at least one standard deviation brighter than the current crop, if only for knowing who actually butters their bread. And at the end of the day, it ain't the mayor or city council. You're about to find out - in a way guaranteed to get through your heads - what the "consent of the governed" really means, when its revocation is delivered at 3000fps, in precision increments measured in minutes-of-angle. Pay attention, or ignore this advice at your own peril.

Rocking your cellphone video? You're an instigator. Headshot.

Standing around with your hands in your pockets? Here's your surprised look, in perpetuity. Headshot achievement unlocked.

Hooting and hollering with the crew? Headshot.

You're on the field of battle? You get treated as a combatant. We don't care if you've got a walking cane, a baby in your arms, or you're wearing angel wings and a halo. 

Part of the crowd? You're gonna get crowd controlled. Headshots.

Stay your asses home, and stop your burn-loot-murder bullshit, or get back on the non-violent porch, and go hoot and holler at city hall, with 200 cops around you. Or else.

Riot because Rittenhouse gets acquitted? Same medicine.

You wanted those rules, you got 'em, and what you're about to find out is that it isn't just one 17-year-old kid, you've got a tens of millions of would-be Rittehouses out here, many of them itching and salivating for the opportunity to count coup on your skulls, and only the tissue-thin curtain of "rule of law" holding them back.

Which same has been torn down and used for asswipe by the D.A.s in fucked up Minnesota and Wisconsin twice now. Fair enough. You wanted to reset the rules. Now reap that whirlwind.

You motherfuckers called the tune, and you'll damned sure pay that piper, and it won't be just once time, in one place. It's going to be for keeps, everywhere you societal septic tank escapees overflow onto the streets that decent people built, because you foolishly thought you could.

It should have been instructive that the time limit for hijacking airplanes and crashing them into buildings expired in less than 90 minutes, and was thwarted by housewives and businessmen with butterknives and rolled up newspapers. The next idiot who tried it was squashed to death under 27 passengers. No charges were even filed. They probably even got a frequent flier mileage bonus. You'll not only rest assured we'll be bringing better hardware to your next soirée, you'll Rest In Peace because of exactly that if you don't learn from it. You think your mob will win? Bring it. You might get one of us in a rush, but not before they make your head into a canoe. 

You think there's enough of you brave enough to face that?

Go back to pissing in your own cornflakes, or else wearing Depends to catch what runs down your legs will be standard rioter attire from here on out. And maybe duct tape turbans, to contain the headsplatter and flying skull fragments that will surely follow.

And if you're slow learners, the monuments we make of your bleached skulls afterwards will stand for centuries, and the first ones yapping about tearing them down will have their own skulls added to the pile. In haste.

We'll call it "The Tree of Liberty".

As Bracken warned sagely months back:

"People who don't know what "minute of angle" means, shouldn't screw around with people who do."

Experience is always the cruelest headmaster. And the bell for bringing class into session is about to be rung. It won't be unrung short of epic culling of retards, and once that genie is uncorked, no one has any idea where it ends.

"Piles of brass, mountains of skulls, and rivers of blood" is a pretty safe bet.

B'Bye, F**kface, Hope It Was Worth It

 

"Hey, wouldn't it be hilarious if the witness who absolutely exonerated the guy we're prosecuting totally without any legal merit whatsoever, spilled the beans about that on the witness stand live on national TV and...wait, WHAT?!?"

The prosecutors may have passed the Wisconsin bar, but we're betting they don't pass another bar the rest of their lives without drowning their sorrows in gallons of alcohol, and thinking about what their lives could have been like if only they weren't such worthless disreputable scummy fuckton bags of shit.

The judge in the trial should move to have the prosecution disbarred immediately, and dismiss the charges against Rittenhouse with prejudice. And if legally permissible, set aside all sovereign immunity for the entire D.A.'s office and Kenosha PD for the civil trial in response that's now a metaphysical certainty.

After which, every criminal case these assclowns ever prosecuted is going to be appealed, re-opened, and the defendants set free, for cause.

Personally, we're sincerely hoping they simplify things all around, and just blow their own brains out, by way of apology for their criminal soulless lack of character. We mean that literally, physically, and immediately. Today, if not sooner. The mean IQ in that courtroom alone would go up 20 points.

Re: RUMINT

 h/t WRSA

Gabbin' Nuisance, nephew of the witch of Frisco, may be crippled for life from Clotshot #4??

O frabjous day! Callou! Callay!

Short of hearing the entire Clinton Crime Family was trapped in a car crash, and burned to death screaming and writhing in the flames thereof, live video of which to be replayed on an endless loop on Fox News for a couple of months, we can think of no happier news on this day, and we will not tempt the crystal ball of Fate by rolling another dice to obtain any improvement upon that.

Pray the rumor turns out to be cold, hard fact.

Off to the steakhouse we go for a celebratory feast; our epicaricacy has a mighty appetite.

One can but hope that Clot Shot #4 is imminently to be visited upon Poopypants, Sen. Kneepads, ChuckU, and the Witches of Frisco.

Meanwhile, it appears not only the proles, but even the government minions, aren't having the nonsense any more:

That's a lot of folks for downtown L.A. on a workday, and
all saying "Shove your vaxx up your @$$!

ALCON: It only gets friskier from here, kids.

Great Baldwin Memes

The perenially butthurt forget that I threw literally the first pitch, when news of Baldwin's disastrous day hit the news stream. Far from upsetting me, despite his lack of culpability in the shooting, the bad karma he's stored up over his frothing moonbat anti-gun lifetime means he more than deserves all the backblast now that he's the one with the body count.

Here are fifteen of my favorite Karma bombs so far, from myself and all over the 'net:

Only the first and the last ones are my own.

And this is just after 10 days. This is never going away. Dulce et decorum est...