They Played A What?! WTAF??

Say WHAT?!?

Pardon us for not noticing this egregious public jackassery before now, having paid no interest nor attention whatsoever to yesterday's Sportsbowl. But reportedly, they had someone singing some alleged "Black National Anthem".

Which leads us, inexorably, to the obvious question:

When and where did anyone grant independence to some part of the United States, and declare the new nation of Ni**erstan, Welfaria, Jigaboola, or Jimbobwe established?

There are, when last we looked, literally dozens of black national anthems. In countries from Sudan to South Africa, and Liberia to Somalia. Also, doubtless, in Haiti and Jamaica. Was one of these countries' anthems selected? If so, for what reason? Did a football team from Nigeria make it to the Superbowl this year, without us hearing about it?

Furthermore, the republic already having a national anthem, anyone at that contest possessed of American citizenship who didn't boo, catcall, and throw things at the announcers box throughout any poseur anthem should be stripped of citizenship and deported.

And if, as has frequently been the case, taking a knee during the actual National Anthem is acceptable for Activists Of Color, then by all means, white people dropping their trousers and slapping their naked asscheeks in the direction of Wakanda should be an appropriate protest for playing this Ode To Buckwheat any time, anywhere.

Will the National Felony League next attempt to pull from their hindquarters the Brown National Anthem? What about Yellow? Red? Pink? And whenthehell did the National Anthem transmogrify to being only the white National Anthem?

We suggest if this country is no longer good enough for black people, we return them - to the last man, woman, and child - back to their ancestral homelands with all haste. We have suggested exactly as much in the past, and we renew that suggestion, with oak leaf clusters. The IQ of both continents will increase, and the crime rate on this one would drop to numbers lower than that of Luxembourg. Overnight.

While we're up, we can revoke the Civil Rights Act and the Welfare Act laws, and save this country half a trillion dollars a year in money that's as good as burned in a fire the minute it's sent out, forevermore.

We have no wild idea what musical concoction was foisted upon society yesterday, but if there must needs be a Black National Anthem, we offer the following suggestions:

One

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and of course, the obvious go-to:

Six

So many questions, so few answers.

A Modest Proposal

h/t Wilder

"Well...Bye!"

Let's admit the obvious: Scott Adams is still too laissez-faire on the underlying problem.

Implement Lincoln's Solution.

We tried to assimilate them, but there are some things that cannot be accomplished solely with good intentions.

If populating the Joint Chiefs, Congress, SCOTUS, and the White House aren't enough for them, admit defeat, and end the experiment forever. Cut the bullsh*t, and end White Guilt.

Ship the entire race back to Africa. Lock, stock, and barrel. Not voluntary: 100% mandatory. Eliminate the entire category in the U.S. Ban any further immigration of same, in perpetuity. (It isn't like they could hide anywhere in plain sight, is it?)

If you're Black, You Go Back.

And the halves, quatroons, eighths, and sixteenths left behind can worry about either flying right once and for all, or seeing the bar for permanent deportation lowered until the problem resolves.

No more prison. Just a boat ride out, for good. First class, all travel expenses paid, no returns ever, with whatever they could carry off in their baggage. Don't harm a hair on their heads, just shuffle them up the gangplank, and shove off with the lot. Same way they got here, albeit under better accommodations for the long-overdue return journey. 

Convicts and jailbirds too. Free at last! Over there. Reparations: Paid in full. Game Over, man.

Imagine waking up in a country without Whoopi Goldberg, Stacy Abrams, or Maxine Waters. Ever again.

Move them back to a continent where every single day is Black History Month, and they can wallow in their cultural heritage until they die. They should all be properly ecstatic at the news. Encourage the rest of the hemisphere to do the same too. From the Great White North to Tierra Del Fuego. Let their people go! It's the only decent approach.

The mean IQ of all continents involved would go up 30 points overnight, and the crime rate in America the following year would give San Marino, Liechtenstein, and Monaco a run for lowest on the planet. Traffic jams get 13% better in a week - except at the docks - and the murder rate in Chicongo, Philtydelphia, Detroit, Newark, Altanta, and among the Baltimorons drop by 90% by the end of the year. All of D.C. looks like Georgetown by a week from Friday. The bottom would drop out of the welfare market too. Boo frickin' hoo.

Revisit in 20 years, and see how real Wakanda is. And in the meantime, we can focus on things that matter, instead of listening to the unceasing whiny tantrums of the world's pre-eminent millennially problem children, for whom nothing enacted is ever good enough.

Even odds if we made one step in that direction, the sane 20% of that population would start whacking the crazies and criminals in droves, until the problem self-corrected short of anything as simple as continental repatriation, but either way, it's a win for the nation.

Change my mind.

And furthermore, Diversitas delenda est.

Wakanda Logic

A Perennially Inconvenient Truth

 h/t Theo Spark

The OP doesn't source those numbers, but I have no reason to doubt them. I first saw official FBI stats that backed this up in about '89, in either National Review (When WFB still ran the joint) or American Spectator (I forget which), when they were both still actually conservative house organs rather than RINO rags.

They noted that without black crime stats, the American violent crime rate was lower than Luxembourg, and that if you also factored out Latino violent crime from the "white" numbers, the crime rate for the other 70% (then) of America was lower than Liechtenstein.

Which also tells you why everywhere south of Brownsville and the entire continent of Africa are permanently basically nothing but sh*thole countries always waiting for the next disaster headline.

The rate above is actually even lower than it looks. Realize that over half of those US gun deaths (at least for whites) are suicides, and that many whites shot by another are shot by latinos or blacks, not other whites, and without those deaths, the white death rate by guns functionally drops to numbers that barely even register on that graph.

We've had gun control in America that has worked flawlessly, every time it's tried, long before 1934: we call it PRISON.

The best way to keep guns out of the hands of bad people, is to fill their hands with cell bars instead.

Remember that the next time someone starts sobbing about how unfair it is that Latonkwaneeto or Chuy are still doing almost 50% of their time before getting a shot at parole, after their seven-body crime wave was pled down to concurrent sentences for improper discharge of a firearm within city limits, and littering.

No points for guessing what open-floodgate illegal immigration and no-bail no-prosecution for less than mass murder D.A.s are doing to violent crime and murder stats, but people will start to clue in when every city from Maine to Maui is just like Chicongo, Philthydelphia, San Franshitsco, or the District of Criminals. The only real check on that now is 40+ states with must-issue open- or Constitutional-carry laws.

Committees of Vigilance didn't spring up for no reason the last time, and it won't be for nothing when they return, either.

Black Magic?

 

Jackson MS Takes Toilet-To-Tap To New Levels

 

Not content with 40 years of residents eating shit every day after unbroken decades of Democrat rule, the all-black mayor and city leadership of Jackson MS has now made it certain that all residents can also drink shit 24/7, by cleverly eliminating any sewage treatment from sewage in the city before pumping it back into the city's tap water for all residents.

And, going straight to Page One of the Permanently Oppressed Playbook, it's all Whitey's fault, for moving the hell out years ago, and leaving Jackson's residents of color to literally stew in the shitstorm of their own creation.

Mayor Gibbsmedat is now holding out his hand waiting for state and federal handouts to fix the problem he and his fellow race-baiting incompetent grifting rent-seeker predecessors have spent decades creating.

The next step in city management may be to eliminate the middleman, and simply direct all Jackson residents to shit directly into their own beverage of choice, but the mayor's spokesholes haven't confirmed that part of the plan. Yet.

Color me shocked.

The problems in Jackson aren't because of one-color rule. It's because of lockstep voting for one-party rule. Get off the vote plantation, Jethro, and try voting in leadership that isn't incompetent communists. But I repeat myself. If you can produce George Washington Carver, Thomas Sowell, Morgan Freeman, Condoleeza Rice, and Ben Carson, you can find a black mayor who knows how to do his f**king job without claiming oppression rather than his own incompetence when the outhouse he threw the hand grenades into explodes in his face.

A good first step might include voting in candidates from the party that freed the slaves, rather than the party that formed the Ku Klux Klan. Just saying.

Whitey freed the slaves in 1865, and you had full civil rights every day since 1965. If you can't unfuck yourselves after 50+ years, it ain't Whitey's fault. Look in a mirror, FFS. You've elected idiots, over and over and over again, because you were checking their race box rather than their IQ or ideology. Own that.

And maybe ship your oppressed black Democommunists back to Africa. The IQ of both continents would increase markedly, and you'd get a lot less shit in your tap water.

Detroit, Chicongo, Philthydelphia, District of Criminals: call your office.

UPDATE: Add the Baltimorons to that list.

Everything Old Is New

We see where the folks who've killed all the productive white farmers in S'Africa are hungry, and they have no money to buy food at any price, because they destroyed all the (white-run) industries that used to provide jobs, lacking the literacy, numeracy, and magic juju to run those businesses themselves. Just like every day since australopithecus shinnied out of Olduvai Gorge.

Fortunately, back in the late 1980s/early 1990s, we had people, dedicated thinkers of great thoughts, who'd thought about this, and had a solution.

Just like with gone-too-soon Robin Williams, I miss Sam Kinison every single day.

But he's still just as funny the 500th time I see this.

Need the longer and more erudite but flawlessly exposited answer from 2002?

RTWT 

Nearly 20-30+ years old, respectively, and still spot-on.

Hunger And Starvation Are Powerful Teaching Tools...

h/t Moonbattery

Pretty sure the exiled white farmers' answer is:
"Not happening. Go %#@! yourselves."

...plus, for the really egregious world-class @$$holes, like the Special Ones in Zimbabwe, the after-effects are fun to watch.

Like realizing that due to their own utter incompetence and endemic kleptocracy, they are the one place where Diversity really was their Strength.

(REALITYVILLE) Crisis-torn Zimbabwe is on the brink of “manmade starvation” with most households unable to obtain enough food to meet basic standards, a UN envoy has said.

This comes 17 years after Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwean government seized large swathes of land from white farmers in the country, triggering a rapid downturn in the country’s economy.

“The people of Zimbabwe are slowly getting to a point of suffering a manmade starvation,” said Hilal Elver, the UN special rapporteur on the right to food.

“More than 60% of the population of a country once seen as the breadbasket of Africa is now considered food insecure, with most households unable to obtain enough food to meet basic needs due to hyperinflation,” said Elver.

How did the “breadbasket of Africa” reach the point of “manmade starvation“?

News24 reports that Mugabe and his Zanu-PF party launched the controversial land reforms in 2000, forcibly seizing white-owned farms to resettle landless blacks. Mugabe said the reforms were meant to correct colonial land ownership imbalances.

At least 4,000 white commercial farmers were evicted from their farms.

RTWT

Boo frickin' hoo, communist fucktards. If you want food, I'll send you my trash bags to rifle through; I may have left some pizza crusts in there.

And maybe, as your bellies bloat and your vision dims, you can ponder the white farmers you killed, whose families you raped, and whose land you stole outright, because you never learned to read well enough to understand the parable of the Golden Goose, and your surviving population will stop going for lying leaders telling them that if they just cut the Goose open, they'll be rich too.

The people that they robbed and exiled?

For some values of "people" it's always fun to watch gravity working, in a Wile E. Coyote sort of utter predictability.

Coming soon: the SAfrican version. Bloodthirsty Ramaphosa, having an IQ in the mid 50s, wants to repeat the exact same failed confiscatory policies there too, because White Man Bad.

If white farmers ever return to either place, it should be at the head of armored columns, pushing the same terms Phil Sheridan gave American Indians.