We should have thought of this sooner.
Let's end the rancor over this @$$clown's clowncarnucopia of fail, and instead unite over something we can all agree upon.
As even his schlocky cheapass movie title proves, Rust is the enemy of guns. We must therefore keep this chowderhead from killing anyone else with them. There's only one solution for that: Buy them yourselves, to protect them from him. Or vice versa.
We therefore happily proclaim now and henceforth, in perpetuity, October 21st shall evermore be known and celebrated as Alec Baldwin Day!
Go buy a gun to celebrate Alec Baldwin Day! Save a life! Keep another gun out of his hands forever.
And hurry up, because you're already three days late on this.
Give until it hurts.
Descriptions or hog pics of your acquisitions welcome in comments.
