Worth A Thousand Words

h/t Kenny

Biology is a bitch like that.

Campaign Season

h/t 90 Miles From Tyranny

If random road turds, and bags of fertilizer at big box garden stores within a 50 mi. radius of Command Central suddenly start sporting little versions of this, with Bernie, AOC, or just generically "Democrats" on the banner, I swear I have no idea how that happened.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

I'm sure you'll feel the same way if it happens near you.

You know that FedEx/Kinko's has color copiers, right?

Remember your Alinsky: "A good tactic is one your people enjoy."

Everyone should have a hobby.

Bonus tip:
It's even funnier on and near the local college/university Marxist Reeducation Gulag.
But putting them on public toilet bowls and event portajohns would be baaaaaaaad.

Badger (in comments) asked for artwork.
Couldn't find any, so I made my own.
Knock yourself out:

FYI, the 2016 Bernie original was an Unsavory Agents/Sabo production.
Now they're on the internetz, so anyone could have done it.

Go. Read. Warning: LEVEL III KEYBOARD ALERT

h/t WRSA

For those of you of the literati, who may have consumed such military classics as All Quiet On The Western Front, Guadalcanal Diary, and A Rumor Of War, if not lighter fare such as M*A*S*H* or The Short Timers, get over to read the screamingly spot-on antics of the 52nd Gender Fluid Battalion, dateline last week:

Dear Mom,

I’m assigned to the 52nd Gender Fluid Battalion.

Infighting has occurred whenever hard work needs to be done. When heavy lifting is required many start identifying as female. When cooking is required they identify as male.

We’re starving.

#secondcivilwarletter

 RTWT.

If the author, writing under the Twaddle nom de guerre Point E. Elbo, can expand this to a few chapters, I'm saying major book deal, and/or a weekly column at PJ Media.

Where was this genius for the last ten years?!? He's throwing fireballs!

We haven't seen anything that good since Jeff McNelly kept sending Shoe's nephew to Parris Island every summer for camp.

Have no drinks within two paces of your keyboard while reading, and swallow all consumables before clicking over. If not, we are not responsible for your equipment's fate.

And Private Elbo, thank you for your service, you magnificent bastard.

Seasoned Greetings

The Christmas lights went up today.