I Predict A Run On Midol And Tampons From Certain Websites...

Suck it, bitchez.

And Trump adds about another 30,000 scalps to the pile, from people that opposed him and got their asses handed to them.

And he did that in a weekend.

You'd think folks would have learned a lesson by now.

Bon Appétit!

h/t Wilder

You don't get to sanity by convincing crazy people to vote with you.

You get to sanity by ignoring the crazy people.

People who don't get this, without receiving the 2x4 Of Knowledge over the head, have been co-opted by idiocy and Common Core teaching. They're the exact problem, and the reason the entire republic is currently eating a 20'-long party sub shit sandwich, 24/7/365, in every realm of endeavor. Foreign policy, domestic policy, economics, education, health care, crime, the border, taxes, spending, the military, and all politics in general and in specifics, for two generations.

STOP SUCKING UP TO LUNATICS.

Dear idiots: Kissing the asses of Crazy People isn't bipartisanship. It's ass-kissing. If bipartisanship is such a great thing, let them come over to our side, and kiss Trump's ass. Not the other way around.

Word To Your Mother: Trump shits on bipartisanship, and tells fucktards they're fucktards, and then doubles and triples down. This is why Trump won. Three times. And it's WORKING. So if him doing all that is why you have TDS and a scorching case of butthurt, you're the fucktard in the equation.

If this concept is too hard for you, STFU until you can suss it out for yourselves. You want to hug the crazy people? Go to a BLM rally, or downtown Portland, and bring a Fucktard home to live with you. Get back to us on how that works out. Meantime, fuck off with yapping about "bipartisanship". It's not 1910, and the Democommunists are not the Loyal Opposition.

They're simply a bunch of communist motherf**kers who want to burn the entire country down, because "this time, communism will work!"

If you don't get that by this point in history, you're too short for the Internet, and too stupid for this conversation.

Kindly unfuck yourselves, and shut up until you grow up. 

In the meantime, step aside, and let the adults carry on the conversation.

Including, if it comes to it, "politics by other means."

The time for pearl-clutching and smelling salts was...oh, wait, that was Never.

And nobody has time to buy you another case of tampons until you figure that out.

Who Run Bartertown?

h/t Divemedic

 

No one who matters gives a f**k about these rent-a-shill c*nts and their command hallucinatory allegations.

The president-elect appointed someone? Unless you have video proof of them with a dead girl or a live boy, no one else should GAF either. It's background noise, and we aren't playing by their rules any more.

Ultimately, if his picks aren't confirmed, Trump should fire everyone he can at that agency/department, step in himself, and send everyone else there home on unpaid leave until his choices are confirmed. Let it grind to a screeching halt.

We can get to less government by January 21st, 2025 that way, and the screams would penetrate 30' of reinforced concrete in 0.2 seconds.

On January 22nd, if they still don't get it, he should start closing every federal office and building in every Democrat's district and state, including the Post Office. If that means moving entire military commands out to other bases/states, so be it. Call it a deployment readiness exercise.

By Day Three, all his picks would be confirmed, 100-0.

You play ball with the Donald, or you get the bat shoved up your @$$. With barbed wire embedded in the business end.

He should have taught them that lesson by Day Two of his first term, but it's never too late to readjust their perspective on "Who run Bartertown?"

This kind of realpolitik isn't pretty. It's f***ing beautiful.

Personally, I'd start with Adam Schiff-head, and start pulling the military out of their CA bases at 0001 hours on January 22nd next year, until further notice, and put every government contract hereabouts on indefinite hold. Including redeploying the entire Coast Guard currently in the state, and all air traffic controllers, out of the state entirely. The Navy would be told to anchor in international waters, and every other swinging Richard would be removed from the state NLT midnight, same day.

Schiff-head would find out where his bread was buttered before the morning paper hit his doorstep the next morning, and that would be the end of that, at warp speed.

Grab the Senate by the pussy.

And take notes on who started this crap, and pay them back every single day, until they cry and beg for mercy. Then kick them while they're down. In the crotch.

Remember this scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark?: 

Marion Ravenwood:"I can be reasonable!"

Major Toht, waving a red hot poker "That time is passed."

Ravenwood: "Wait! I'll tell you everything!"

Toht, basking in the glow of that poker "Yes. I know you will."

That needs to be every single day of the coming administration, until their biggest fear is drawing Trump's attention, let alone his ire.

Elections have consequences. Losing this one means the party out of power gets to suck it, hard, every single day, until they learn to suck less. If that's even possible.

"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot have both." 

- Nicolo Machiavelli, The Prince

NYFC: Because Truck You, That's Why

 h/t WRSA

Item: Truckers to begin cutting off shipments to NYFC Monday in response to the recockulous verdict in Trump's fraud trial delivered there last week.

Can you say "expedited overturn on appeal"? I thought you could.

The 800 Pound Gorilla has now entered the 2024 Election Chat.

Stock up on popcorn and beverages.

NYFC is about to get a lesson in power politics. Without lube.

This Is The Way

The Posse Should Be Well-Mounted; And Leave The Married Men At Home...

 h/t WRSA

Ever notice...?

And They're Gonna be Hurting For Weeks...

Who won the GOP debate last night? TRUMP.

UPDATE:

Faux News GOP debate: 12.8M views.

Tucker Carlson Trump interview: 248M views.

If you're keeping score at home, that's GAME OVER for the entire 2024 primary season.

America just wants the guy they elected the last time to get into office this time. Period.

We've seen how Fox treated Tucker, and it's about like the GOPe treated Trump.

Fox should stop the charade, and just move any future Faux News debates over to CNN or MSNBC, and have them moderated by George Snuffleupagus, or Don Lemon. If not Jill Biden.

It won't affect Fox's ratings, which went in the sh*tter the minute they fired Carlson.

Come To Jesus Time

 

Divemedic has elected to close his blog. His house, his rules.

Regarding whomever he was referring to in the latest post, I say only this.

1) Nobody is going to be "stacking up" on anyone, anywhere. Probably ever.

2) Some people - including folks some imagine are just "hiding behind a keyboard" - may have already "stepped up". If they did or do, the internet will be the last place to find out. The last of the Three Esses is "Shut up." For a reason.

3) We're already in a war. But like popcorn, it's only a few random kernels popping off. For the moment. 700,000 illegal aliens storming the border may alter that equation somewhat. Time will tell.

4) But what's beyond argument is that the ballot box has been taken away. 

The soap box is on the endangered species list, whether you're a blogger, or the most popular newscaster in broadcast news.

The jury box is on life support, with daily back-and-forth battles between communist activist judges, and strict Constitutional constructionists occurring by the day, from coast to coast.

TPTB have been coming at the cartridge box using the other three boxes for the last 50 years and more, relentlessly.

5) The obvious question for anyone not insane has to be: Just how far up your leg and ass does the alligator have to swallow you before you think things are getting serious?

As my last essay pointed out, I don't think "organization", at this point is going to happen. Americans have a long and distinguished history of waiting until it's obvious to deaf and blind people that something needs to be done, before doing anything collectively. True from the 1700s to five seconds ago.

6) Meanwhile:

You have a demented, senile, drooling, babbling, doddering puppet installed in the Oval Office, with a certified moron and another senile drunkard idiot in the #2 and #3 slots.

Stevie Wonder, from space, can see the 2020 election was a total and complete fraud.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Most of TPTB visited his island. None of them has been even investigated, let alone indicted.

A retarded former bartender, on a $155k/yr congressweasel salary, is worth $29M dollars after less than 6 years in office. No investigation or charges have been filed.

A local prosecutor in a blue hive has indicted the political opposition's frontrunner less than two years out from the next national elections, in a page from Banana Republic 101.

The entire military has been gutted, first with COVIDiocy, and now with pinktarded wokeism so rank it reeks to space. A quarter to half of all US military pilots are probably medically unfit to fly, and none of the services can make their recruitment quotas. We're headed for a mandatory draft in less than 5 years if this continues.

Most of unemployed Mexico, Central, and South America, along with a healthy contingent from Africa, Asia, Trashcanistan, and Shitholia lies poised at the Southern Border to overwhelm all life as you know it north of Brownsville, as we type this.

Your dollars, in real terms, are worth less than the ink and paper it took to create them, in flashbacks to Weimar, Zimbabwe, and Venezuela. And if the economy crashes, nothing you own that you can lay hands on will be worth a plugged nickel, including your pension, retirement benefit guarantees, savings, or anything else. We're talking Mad Max for real, which could happen in twenty years from now, or twenty minutes. Nobody knows which.

7) Now, looking at just that, anyone that thinks that internet rhetoric about what's already been inflicted on us is the most pressing concern in the country, signify by standing on your head, and clapping your hands.

We've been under attack for years. Like SAfrican farmers, the body count's getting obvious to anyone looking, from anywhere.

Some people are going to decide they've had enough. The smart ones are going to do something about it, as they can, when they can, to whomever they can. They're not going to advertise, or cock-a-doodle-doo. 

They're just going to do what they think needs to be done.

They're going to Shoot. Shovel.* And Shut Up.

Eventually, that may become noticeable. Whether it does or doesn't, everyone is going to have to decide to get in that game, or just watch.

That's a you problem, not a me or an us problem.

Because if you do it, I don't want to know. And if I do it, I'm not telling. Not you, not anybody, not ever.

Anybody who does is a pure Grade AAA Idiot.

But It's. Going. To. Start. Happening.

Best to wrap your head around that reality. As opposed to waiting until it smacks you in the face like someone swinging a frozen cod.

The deafening silence to that last essay I wrote signifies a lookieloo to pipehitter ratio of about 100:1. Maybe even smaller than that. (The entire French Resistance under the Nazis was never more than 3% of the country, BTW.)

Twas ever thus. 

But it's a big damned country. FTR, 1% of the country is bigger than the entire military and police, combined. 50,000 Taliban bested us in A-stan, and 500 PIRA boyos ran the entire British nation ragged for 50 years.

And some of the police and military are also in that 1% anyways. (That fact keeps TPTB awake at night.)

Hard times require hard goods, hard men, and hard friends. If you haven't got you some of each of those, best be about that mission, with a will and a purpose.

Say what you want. IDGAF. Do (or don't do) whatever you want. You will anyways. Go in peace.

But if things really are peachy where you're at - for the moment - or if you're too chickenshit to ever step up (I make no judgements in that respect either way) at least stay up on the porch with the small dogs, or just hold your peace, instead of yipping "You go first!"; let other people do what they will, and don't be getting all pissy about what you're not ready for. Yet. Time will tell who's right or wrong, and you may get off the porch one day of necessity, and wish you didn't have to walk back anything from sunnier days.

Mel Gibson's Patriot was the loudest voice at the town hall meeting for avoiding war and bloodshed. Until his ox was gored, his son was shot, his house was burned, and another son trundled off to be hanged.

He didn't post a declaration on the church door. He didn't run to the neighbor's house. He grabbed his tools, and got to work his ownself.

If you think there's not a lesson there for anyone with eyes and ears, you aren't paying close enough attention. May God make you fast and accurate when the time comes.

*Shovel: Sometimes a great idea. Sometimes entirely optional. LGOPs on D-Day ambushed an entire German patrol, then left the dead with their severed heads in their laps. Sometimes, Western Union isn't the best way to send a message. YMMV.

BFYTW

 

It Needs To Be Said

 

Put any butthurt and reservations aside for a minute and consider: Nothing in that meme has changed. Not. One. Thing. If anything, it's worse.

Cheetoh Jesus is still pissing off all the right people, on both sides of the political aisle, and causing them to shriek at frequencies only audible to dogs.

The convention of people with a serious shot in 2024 about whom you could ever say that could be held in a Volkswagen Beetle, and probably inside a phonebooth, and includes no other former POTUS, nor (R) candidates for same, since ever.

The cast of characters on the Right, even the non-RINO Right, all wants to be gangsta, until it's time to do gangsta sh*t. Then they're all AWOL. As usual.

Trump has Been There, Done That, and Got The T-Shirt.

The new bar for entry is "Has your house been raided by the FBI?"

Call me when anyone running next time has the balls to get into that club and come out standing up.

The next Selection will still be a formality. That's baked into the cake even now.

But the revelation of that fact is going to black pill one helleva lot of Norm Normies out there. And believe me, that needs to happen.

So give the Leftards a lit M-80 enema. Because you can.

And that's why Trump should be the nominee, for the same reason the World Trade Center should NOT have been made a hole-in-the-ground memorial, but rather should have been rebuilt exactly as it was, except with a Patriot SAM battery put on top of one tower, and a 100-foot tall bronze hand with the middle finger extended, facing exactly towards Mecca on the other one:

BFYTW.

Change my mind.

Local, Local, Local

 From Chief Nose Wetter

Dear Mayor Beetlejuice

 h/t WRSA

Election to any office confers neither godlike omniscience, nor omnipotence.

Hell will have its due.

In this republic, The People retain ultimate power. Not any branch of the government. Tyrants, wherever and whenever confronted, will be reminded of that truth with due alacrity,  vehemence, and extreme prejudice, until the lesson takes. ZFG.

Never forget what they tried to do, and what they'll do again given half a chance. And point out the hot stove.

But if they insist on grabbing it with both hands anyways, Reality is the cruelest but surest teacher.

Official Response To Poopypants' Rant Last Night...

 

Sow the wind: Reap the whirlwind.

Anytime Emperor Stumblefuck Poopypants Is Talking:

Be a patriot: Dissent.

 

Odd Job FTW

 from Odd Job's happy place

That one's had me laughing all day.

If someone were the sticker-making type, I could see these going viral IRL, and appearing on gas pumps beside "I Did That!' stickers.

If it happens, I'm sure I don't know anything about that.

Clown World: Honking Intensifies

 h/t WRSA

Hat Trick: Two-fer. In Texas.
Plan B: Trespass in Dude's house.
Abortion authorized up to 400th trimester.

Better Yet: 

Netherlands: Killtractor Achievment: Unlocked

Trifecta:

If only Japan had strict gun control laws...

On top of Brit PM Johnson resigning. 

If anyone out there thinks all this chaos, panic, and disorder is sheer coincidence, I have a bridge to sell you. Cheap.

Truckers Declare Victory And Leave, Turdooligans Claim They Cleaned Up Streets

 

Starts at 6:20ff

After three weeks, having ripped the happymask off the brutally repressive communist regime of Turdoo, having broken no laws except parking infractions, the truckers protest has dissipated. Their organizers were arrested, their bank accounts frozen, and even as they announced the end of the protest, more ordinary Canadians kept showing up, even in the face of being repeatedly tear-gassed, pepper-sprayed, and shot with rubber bullets by the Turdooligan pigs.

Stick a fork in Turdoo. Politically, he's a dead man walking.

And possibly, in more ways than just metaphorical, in the days to come.

The government of Canada, in the person of dictator Turdoo, showed up with armored vehicles and battle rattle, to defend themselves against peaceful grandmothers and middle-aged men dancing, singing their own national anthem, with their children playing in bouncy castles, and waving the Canadian flag.

The Turdooligans think they won.

But they couldn't hear the death-knell of a free Canada over the sound of their own awesomeness.

Maybe when they're choking on their own blood someday (soon, please!), their hearing will improve. Just before the entire world goes black.

It was years, in our own history, between the Boston Tea Party and Concord Bridge.

But life moves a good deal faster now.

Watch Out, Turdoo; This Is How It Started For Louis XVIth

 

In response to the RCMP trampling a little old lady, protesters in Ottawa are now building barricades in the streets. They aren't going away, and they're clearly not afraid of the RCMP Turdooligan thugs.

When governments talk, the people listen. When the People talk, governments wet their pants. As Turdoo is doing, with hourly squirts.

It wasn't supposed to go this way; the mobs were to be quelled, and respect his dictatorial authoritah. Instead, they're collectively giving him the finger, and asking him, "Is trampling crippled grannies all you've got??"

This is not what knuckling under to tyranny is supposed to look like, to the consternation of jack-booted thugs in the RCMP, who haven't thought ahead to their lot after the Turdoo dictatorship falls.

It becomes a short step for protesters to go from barricades to more strident resistance. They're daring TPTB to push them over the line, and they're putting their asses on the line to do it, against a regime out of legitimacy, RCMP thug enforcers running out of options (short of outright openly and deliberately killing people, and they've only just missed that, despite their best efforts to do it), and against a dictator out of control.

And yet again, this isn't "playing in the streets", unlike LARPing efforts down here in the recent past. Antifa isn't showing up to mess with them, and every day they're there, they're not hauling goods, the government can't function, and Turdoo is running out of Depends. They win every day they don't lose, and after Friday, most of sane Canada has now seen the mask pulled off a brutal, repressive communist dictatorship under which they didn't know they lived.

TPTB keep talking about a "crackdown".

The response on the ground seems to sound suspiciously like 

"BFYTW, eh?"

MOAR BHM: Appropriate This

 

Truck You: Team USA Edition

h/t WRSA

Opening Nationwide February 23rd

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