Bluff Called: I'll pay anyone $1 for every one of them born here, if they'll give me 10¢ for every one of them who wasn't, and I'll buy a Ferrari for cash from my winnings on that wager. Take your toothless banjo-playing kinfolk back home.
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We'll take them back if we're allowed to feed them into a wood chipper. Our county would save so much money if our resident junkies and loons were turned into fish food.
A good first step would be acknowledging that they're your freaks and geeks, not ours, and stop referring to them as "Californians", especially when they move back home and f**k up your state as badly as they've done this one.
Those obvious realities seem to bring out a lot of online butthurt in the states where they originated from.
Not counting the news outlets or websites along the full range of accuracy and veracity, I follow multiple actual individuals' handwritten blogs. (Bot news aggregators don't thrill me.) Looking them over, many are current serving or former military and a couple are some variation of high-speed low-drag elite forces ninjas. Or just funny as all. Because life without humor is just despair. So in other words, the same folks I trusted in the military not to wet the bed, sh*t themselves, or otherwise run around like headless Nancys, are the same folks I trust on the interwebz, for demonstrating pretty much the same trustworthiness and circumspectly responsible behavior. Color me shocked.
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We'll take them back if we're allowed to feed them into a wood chipper. Our county would save so much money if our resident junkies and loons were turned into fish food.
I don't know what you are grumping about. We sent you our best and brightest. Like someone said, 'If you build it, they will come."
Wait, you mean that California isn't supposed to be the place we dump out freaks 'n geeks?
A good first step would be acknowledging that they're your freaks and geeks, not ours, and stop referring to them as "Californians", especially when they move back home and f**k up your state as badly as they've done this one.
Those obvious realities seem to bring out a lot of online butthurt in the states where they originated from.
When you have rotten meat flies come from all over. The elected officials in California allow this. And you blame the flies. LOL.
BP
@BP,
What part about the flies voting the rotten meat into office did you sleep through in class?
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