Sunday, August 20, 2023

FIFY

 original from WRSA

Bluff Called: I'll pay anyone $1 for every one of them born here,
if they'll give me 10¢ for every one of them who wasn't,
and I'll buy a Ferrari for cash from my winnings on that wager.
Take your toothless banjo-playing kinfolk back home. 

6 comments:

C said...

We'll take them back if we're allowed to feed them into a wood chipper. Our county would save so much money if our resident junkies and loons were turned into fish food.

Landroll said...

I don't know what you are grumping about. We sent you our best and brightest. Like someone said, 'If you build it, they will come."

Trumpeter said...

Wait, you mean that California isn't supposed to be the place we dump out freaks 'n geeks?

Aesop said...

A good first step would be acknowledging that they're your freaks and geeks, not ours, and stop referring to them as "Californians", especially when they move back home and f**k up your state as badly as they've done this one.

Those obvious realities seem to bring out a lot of online butthurt in the states where they originated from.

Anonymous said...

When you have rotten meat flies come from all over. The elected officials in California allow this. And you blame the flies. LOL.

BP

Aesop said...

@BP,

What part about the flies voting the rotten meat into office did you sleep through in class?