h/t WRSA
Today's unattributed soopergenius Biff Tannen Award-winner is the upper left panel of this work of Half-Assed Half-Wittery On Parade, which we have helpfully amended for your illumination.
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| You could look it up! FFS, this is even on Wikiretardica. |
This is before we point out that the US spends $18.6Billion per day on itself, so that means Israel gets $1/person/day (and the US gets no oil embargoes nor gasoline selling for $7/gallon in return for that), and the US spends $54.79 per person/per day on its own citizens, including billions and billions annually squandered on Common Core education and healthcare for the shiftless lazy fucks of the nation, all paid for by the less-than-half of the US that actually works for a living, so fuck off with that "we're so neglected by our own government" commie bullshit, you innumerate and illiterate total jackass. Pull up your pants, spin your hat around, get a haircut, and get a job, and stop whining about other people. Or else move to Israel, and take a chance on a homemade rocket or an MRBM up the ass every day for 30 years. Give a holler when you can buy college and healthcare for $1/day, while you're up.
And as usual, when you lie by only telling part of the truth, your meme smacks its face into the pavement like a passenger dropping out of an Air Pinochet helicopter ride.
We congratulate another bravely Anonymous Shit For Brains memester for another award-winning meme equivalent of LZ Hindenburg, and commend the earnest dipshit who created it to go back to school, and take another shot at the second grade, probably after getting rid of the Klan hood and robes.
It must be hell to own a computer, still have a mid-70s IQ, and put that mental prowess on display for the whole world to see, like walking around with no pants all day, completely oblivious to the breeze twixt your knees, and spewing half a wit as if it were a whole truth.
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Given the riots I've seen over Israel's justified self defense that took place at the once hallowed halls of learning, I don't know why Americans think that I would ever want to pay for thier degrees.
At least the Israelis might learn something. What are we getting at Columbia these days, other then a bunch of useless agitators, and assorted crimes?
Rhea
Homeschool.
"The man that doesn't read has no intellectual advantage over the man who cannot read." - Mark Twain
So then what exactly is the lie? The amount of money given or the two Governments uses and effects of the money in their respective countries? The fact that the memer did not include Eqypt as the comparison, is this considered a lie?
It's all a lie, which is the entire point. You can't bake a pound of shit and a pound of hamburger together, and then tell the person you serve it to it's meatloaf. You've left out a critical detail.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie#Lying_by_omission
The pretense that we "give" money to Israel alone, without any historical context whatsoever, when that's not the case, and the wholesale omission of the reason for the payments, who gets them besides Israel, and what we've gotten for the money, which in this case is 50 years of peace between two nations that did nothing but fight wars multiple times, rather than 3-5 more wars and as many oil embargoes, which was the case from 1948 until the Camp David Accords were signed.
That "lies of omission" has to be explained to you as if you were four years old bespeaks that either you're not tall enough for the internet, or else you're just trolling by deliberately gaslighting the obvious.
If you're in grade school, and still believe in the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny, you get a pass.
Otherwise...
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