Friday, June 27, 2025

That's Gonna Leave A Mark

h/t Conservative Treehouse










In a 6-3 ruling (of The Sane Ones vs. Three Crazy Cat Ladies On Crack), SCOTUS has issued a blanket nationwide injunction on local Crazy Cat Ladies on the federal bench issuing blanket nationwide injunctions.

It should be called the STFU And Sit Your Stupid Ass Down ruling, as that is the clear intent, and the main effect will be to force crazy Democommunist appointees with fulminant TDS to stop seeking the headlines, and go back to deciding those boring cases that have the federal docket backed up about three presidents' worth.

The only pity here is that SCOTUS' latest ruling didn't come with complimentary tazer shots to the neck, and a ceremonial ass-kicking all the way to 30 days in the public stocks for the transgressors.

But at least a judicial dick-punch from SCOTUS has career implications.

5 comments:

pyrrhus said...

Indeed...but there seems to be some wiggle room left...Decisions are supposed to be limited to the parties in front of the Court, but what if those parties operate nationwide?! Still, it's progress...

Tucanae Services said...

Well there is bitch slap of '.... Let's just not go there.' to KBJ by Barrett . In a judicial opinion none the less. Imagine a 5-4 female majority. It would be like watching the VIEW with robes.

John said...

Oh, Amy left a mark.

Harbinger62 said...

KJB put in her dissent in writing the phrases: "full stop", "(wait for it)" and "legalese". It looks like this supreme court official document is a transcription of "the View".

Aesop said...

Be patient.
Before she strokes out, I'm sure we can look forward to "Srsly?", "LOL", and ""WTF" from the most recent box-checking Diversity hire on SCOTUS.
The day in oral arguments when she decides to "axe" a question will truly be history in the making.