Take the bald head, the 50 extra pounds of fat, the signs, tats and probably blue bracelet young men know not to get within 100 yards. This will save men lots of time and energy. Besides, other than producers of box wine and super sized clothes no one will miss them.
Not counting the news outlets or websites along the full range of accuracy and veracity, I follow multiple actual individuals' handwritten blogs. (Bot news aggregators don't thrill me.) Looking them over, many are current serving or former military and a couple are some variation of high-speed low-drag elite forces ninjas. Or just funny as all. Because life without humor is just despair. So in other words, the same folks I trusted in the military not to wet the bed, sh*t themselves, or otherwise run around like headless Nancys, are the same folks I trust on the interwebz, for demonstrating pretty much the same trustworthiness and circumspectly responsible behavior. Color me shocked.
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16 comments:
Agreed!
I...I...cannot..find..find, the words...
Oh, G-d! The loss! No sex with blue haired harpies? Oh, what am I to do,?
"Well, ...bye!"
Gents, be honest. Even if those blimps kept their hair the 'no sex' sign would still be operable. Am I right?
Is that a promise?
These two lesbians are threatening to not have sex with each other until 2028? I don't get it.
That would turn about an acre into a SuperFund ,E.P.A. REEEmergency.
https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-husbands-sacrificially-volunteer-to-have-twice-the-sex-to-make-up-for-lib-sex-strike
Damn, the one on the right looks like Angry Cops without the moustache.
Take the bald head, the 50 extra pounds of fat, the signs, tats and probably blue bracelet young men know not to get within 100 yards. This will save men lots of time and energy. Besides, other than producers of box wine and super sized clothes no one will miss them.
I'd rather slam it in a car door.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
Thank you Thank you Thank you...... No worries as you won't be missed
I suspect they only mean sex with men, aka XY males. They will probably keep the battery operated toys, and be 69ing & scissoring each other...
where do we send the thank you card?
The Babylon Bee nailed it - "Orcs declare sex strike"
I don't know which is funnier, the pic or the comments. - Nemo
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