Take the bald head, the 50 extra pounds of fat, the signs, tats and probably blue bracelet young men know not to get within 100 yards. This will save men lots of time and energy. Besides, other than producers of box wine and super sized clothes no one will miss them.
Agreed!
ReplyDeleteI...I...cannot..find..find, the words...
ReplyDeleteOh, G-d! The loss! No sex with blue haired harpies? Oh, what am I to do,?
"Well, ...bye!"
Gents, be honest. Even if those blimps kept their hair the 'no sex' sign would still be operable. Am I right?
ReplyDeleteIs that a promise?
ReplyDeleteThese two lesbians are threatening to not have sex with each other until 2028? I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteThat would turn about an acre into a SuperFund ,E.P.A. REEEmergency.
ReplyDeletehttps://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-husbands-sacrificially-volunteer-to-have-twice-the-sex-to-make-up-for-lib-sex-strike
ReplyDeleteDamn, the one on the right looks like Angry Cops without the moustache.
ReplyDeleteTake the bald head, the 50 extra pounds of fat, the signs, tats and probably blue bracelet young men know not to get within 100 yards. This will save men lots of time and energy. Besides, other than producers of box wine and super sized clothes no one will miss them.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather slam it in a car door.
ReplyDeleteNever stick your dick in crazy.
ReplyDeleteThank you Thank you Thank you...... No worries as you won't be missed
ReplyDeleteI suspect they only mean sex with men, aka XY males. They will probably keep the battery operated toys, and be 69ing & scissoring each other...
ReplyDeletewhere do we send the thank you card?
ReplyDeleteThe Babylon Bee nailed it - "Orcs declare sex strike"
ReplyDeleteI don't know which is funnier, the pic or the comments. - Nemo
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