Thursday, April 14, 2022

Introducing the Poopypants-bot 2022

h/t Weasel Zippers

You have to see this to believe it:


Poopypants turns to shake hands with no one, then has a conversation with his Imaginary Friend and the Voices In His Head until, after multiple aborted tries to find the exit, blabbering to No One all the while, he wanders off the stage and into the sunset...

Ongoing showdown with Russia.

Nuclear launch codes.

"Leader of the Free World".

Fraudulently installed illegitimate occupant.

Full. Blown. Advanced. Alzheimer's.

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!?

Sleep tight, kids.

5 comments:

Michael said...

And this "Leader of the Free World" is going to surround the Evil Russians with spears and swords? Turn Moscow into a steaming wreck?

The US Military as battered and "Diverse" as they are ARE over 90% of NATO's conventional military power. Otherwise even NATO has to go to nuclear weapons PDQ.

WHO OWNS Our Politicians? Hint, it's not the Russians.

No Aesop, the Chinese play a Long Game and when both the USA and Russia cripples each other economically THEY will own both Siberia and our fertile farmlands. Even fallout decays.

A year or so waiting until the smoke of food riots in America clears the "rifles behind each blade of grass" will be less dangerous.

All they need to do is keep prodding both sides and avoid being the nuke target of choice.

Famine Wars or as Michael Yon says PanFamWar. China has years of stored food and energy (oil-coal-nuclear power), the USA has no food reserves and the Sockpuppet is drawing down our tiny Strategic petroleum reserves. To boost polls or Chinese orders?

Have you spared any thoughts beyond Russians dying and Putin's brains splattered to ponder WHY the Democrats have not already dumped the Sock Puppet?

Maybe because the Chinese still find him useful? Money talks. China has plenty of US T-bills to bribe with. Or crush the US Dollar with? Yes, would hurt them also but like Nukes the threat is often stronger than the use.

China pays the long game, our politicians barely plan beyond todays bribes and getting re-elected.

I'd not be surprised if the Democrats keep Emperor Poopypants in office past the November elections and ALLOW the Republicans (not much difference between them anyway) to OWN the Collapse of the US Dollar and they think THEY can come back in as Saviors.

China doesn't care all politicians can be bought or blackmailed (Epstein anybody?) as long as China doesn't get nuked.

Got food as in years worth+? Got trusted friends?

Aesop said...

Poopypants isn't likely to live out his term.
He's not the only option on the table, and you know that.

The US is actually only about 42% of NATO's military forces.
NATO, OTOH, is more like 200-300% of Russia military power, and Russia can't even manage Ukraine, which had a military smaller than France's.
At this point, Italy could probably kick their ass.

China, BTW, would be a smoking ruin for trying to own anything. They play a long game because they have no other choices. Their army is a joke anywhere but Nepal or Tiananmen Square.
Let's look at the tape of Chinese military prowess over the last 200 years:
China vs. Britain: 2d place.
China vs. Japan: 2d place.
China vs. US: 2d place.
China vs Russia (multiple times): 2d place.
China vs. India (multiple times): 2d place.
China vs. Vietnam: 2d place.
Spot the trend.
The Chicoms haven't won a war since 1949, and that one was against themselves.

Our "strategic petroleum reserve" has always been an open joke, and exactly like Meals Ready To Eat, three lies for the price of one.

Poopypants is in place because they have no other choice. And they still don't.

Bear Claw Chris Lapp said...

The rumor is they are preparing to use the 25th on him even hitlery had helpers after her failure when she would stumble. The logistics are the issue with kamaltoe in second place to get their person there. Some are claiming obummer. They have a plan as they always do all the way back to Nov. 4 2016 and beyond. My gut says they excellerated the plan from that date on.

BobF said...

I've seen similar behavior when nursing home patients left an activity and began searching for the correct hallway to their rooms.

Retired Mustang said...

I've cared for enough Alzheimer's patients to agree. It's disheartening to see the elder abuse continue.