Monday, November 22, 2021

A Million Unemployed Would-Be Comedians, And Yet...

There's always one jackass that thinks he's cracked the code to overnight success, and proceeds to shoot himself in the foot. (h/t Peter @ BRM)

Kids, get some basic training before you try this at home.

But never fear:

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Never turn to amateurs when professional expertise is called for.

The Second Rule of Comedy is "Bring The Funny".

The First is "It Must Be True".







6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The coronavirus enters your body thru your EYES. How is a mask over your mouth and nose going to stop that??

Aesop said...

Kindly list all documented cases of oral-ocular transmission.

If someone sneezes in your face, point blank, they have a shot.

But the much bigger issue - and I'm sorry there's no gentle way to put this- is that you still suffer from the Idiot Gene, in thinking your mask is to protect you.
(Hint: Surgeons wear a mask in surgery to protect them from the patient's germs.
a. True
b. False
You may use a lifeline to answer this question.)

For the Retarded, One More Time:
The mask YOU wear keeps your snoticles in your mask, instead of MY eyes.
MY mask keeps MY snoticles out of YOUR eyes.

It's really not any harder than that, but evidently skull thickness is a factor in this explanation, two years into the problem.

Anyone too retarded to grasp this concept doesn't understand why they put the diaper on the baby's ass, instead of their own face.

Perhaps have someone brighter explain this concept to you.
Crayon pictures optional.

Anonymous said...

Yesterday Dr Fauci admitted that the vaccine will NOT prevent you from catching the coronavirus nor from spreading it. About 30 Days ago the CDC director said the same thing. We are learning that the vaccinated are dying at TWICE the rate of the unvaccinated. If the vaccine works, why is it mandatory? Wouldnt people want it? Thousands of our soldiers are refusing it. Yesterday 10,000 people is the Netherlands protested against the vaccines. Thousands of doctors and nurses refuse. Sheriffs are refusing. Governors are refusing to make it mandatory. Ever hear of the AERS? Adverse Event Reporting System. Young healthy people are having heart problems after taking it. The numbers are out of proportion to anything in history. NEVER in medical history have we ever quarantined healthy people. You quarantine sick people. Fauci and the CDC have admitted inflating the number of fatalities. If you dont know this stuff, google is your friend. Yes I know there is false information out there but the facts are overwhelming. Scared and Want to take the vaccine? do it, but dont force it on others and dont listen to hysterical women

Anonymous said...

One of my doctors recounted that at the very start of the WuFlu, he had four patients die in rapid succession (all in nursing homes with "severe" COPD). He did the death certificates as cause: COPD, complicated by Covid."
All were refused by the County, which told him that "if Covid is present, that is the cause and the only cause."
Dr. was pissed that his reports were contributing to the misinformation about Covid.
John in Indy

Mike-SMO said...

1) There are lots of reports that G**gle censors or "hides" "politically incorrect" results in the mass of returns. Use another search engine, such as :duck duck go". As for the virus and vaccines, the final "results" will not be assembled for years, so be careful evaluating what you find.

2) Vaccines. Talk to your physician. The vaccines, and the disease have potentially bad effects on the vascular (blood) system in the heart, lungs, kidneys. The vaccines have the potential for triggering auto-immune disease in the long term. The vaccines require a risk/benefit analysis for your specific condition. Talk to your physician.

3) Disease vulnerabilities. The "China Cof" is most dangerous for those with medical comorbidities (conditions, diseases) including high blood pressue, Type II Diabetes, advanced age, immune suppression due to medications, obesity, etc. Treating the comorbidities that are treatable is a good bet. Talk to your physician.

I've lost ~60 pounds, my BP and blood glucose levels are good. I can't do anything about my age. My physician informs me that a "cute "therapeutic" redhead" is not covered by my insurance. I am not taking any immune-altering medication for. cancer, transplant, auto-immune disorders (e.g. Rheumatoid Arthritis), etc. I avoid crowds, don't use public transportation, etc. Thus I am in pretty good shape for my age and have minimal risks. Your conditions may vary; talk to your physician.

4) Masks. Sanitation is a full time job. Masks help somewhat but in the real world, masks are the least of your concerns. Wash your hands before you touch your face or your food. Shed or cover clothing and shed shoes before you enter a "sensitive" area like your home or Granny's. Don't bring the "public" risks into a "sensitive" area. "Vaccination" does not prevent the spread of the virus. Address comorbidities. Talk to your (or Granny's) physician. None of it is "magic" but it does require an attention to detail.

I worked for a while in a respirator with a N-95 PRE-filter. If you need that level of protection, you shouldn't be in such an environment where it is needed. The respirator is just one component of the package, that may involve protective clothing, shoe covers, gloves, etc. For COVID-19, Common sense, treat comorbidities, sanitation, avoid risky areas. Consult with you physician.

Will said...

Mike, you may as well drop the "Consult with your physician" advice.

Virtually ALL physicians work in medical groups. These groups are controlled by the .gov, and all pretty much adhere to the Fouci/gov view of "vaxx for all". Way too many workers in the medical industry just follow what their bosses tell them, and this includes the doctors. They mostly all talk like "true believers" when the subject is the vaxx. They've been indoctrinated on this subject.