Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Imaginary Beasts

"Hi, Senate Judiciary? It's Judge Garland, I'm here...did you move the meeting to a different place?? What? Garland! Gee-Ay-Arr-Ell-Ay-En-Dee. Hello? HELLO??..."

Garland, Merrick: (proper noun) 1. See Bork, Robert  syn.: Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, Abominable Snow Man, Easter Bunny


Anonymous said...

Hey ho hi again

Aesop said...

EBOLA is gone.
It must be your imagination.
There's nothing to see here.
Move along. [/Jedi Mind Tricks]

Oh, and it's actually most likely five fresh cases.
But they had so much success under-confirming actual cases and deaths last time, why buck a winning strategy, right?

It must've finally gotten too big to hide this time, or someone leaked the news.

No biggie, though. It's not like it could spread from there or anything.

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