Raconteur Report

Seriously though, I had nothing to do with any recent fires. But paraphrasing Mark Twain, I have sent a letter stating  that I heartily appr...

Also 2 Job Losses, 1 Firing, and 1 Fleeing For His Life. Huzzah! Pointing a shotgun at your genitalia, firing, reloading, and firing again, ...

Oh, boo frickin' hoo. Shoulda been done 50 years ago. With flamethrowers. This, right here.  Angus nails it in one take. This is "D...

  Rhode v. Bonta  ruling 1) All CA ammo restrictions, requirement for background checks before purchase, and importation restrictions, along...

  SCOTUS rules Texas may not stop illegal invasion from Mexico. Since SCOTUS has ruled - beyond and against any legal reasoning worthy of th...

 

  h/t B at  Middle Of The Right We hereby award this day the FAFO Medal with gold star device, to one Douchebag Garcia, formerly of  San Ant...

h/t  DiveMedic DAIQ: Deceased @$$hole In Question age 10   Attention to orders: Be it known herewith that we do award Elias Armstrong, aged ...

  h/t  horsewithnonick BREAKING: All Criminal Charges Against Alec Baldwin Dropped By Santa Fe D.A. - NY Post Pardon me for a moment. AHAHAH...

h/t  Peter Sounds like somebody forgot they lost a war over this. We hope they bandage their wedding tackle before they bleed to death. Or, ...

  We've made our position clear on other blogs, but for the benefit of anyone who missed it, a commenter  wondered our position on the c...

  1. I like Will Smith. I like Chris Rock. Neither of them came off this looking their best. 2. Rock has cracked on Will Smith many times. S...

To Russia, With Love   I don't care who you are, that's funny. Ukraine, amidst a national war for survival against Russia's tend...

h/t  90 Miles From Tyranny Per latest reports , Satan's Army, having been caught Going Woke™, is now in full retreat after stepping on t...

  h/t  Mike HISTORY: Replete with examples of sonsofbitches dumb enough to flip that switch. What's to come in the event of a miscarriag...

  "Hey, wouldn't it be hilarious  if the witness who absolutely exonerated the guy we're prosecuting totally without any legal ...

  h/t  WRSA Gabbin' Nuisance, nephew of the witch of Frisco, may be crippled for life from Clotshot #4?? O frabjous day! Callou! Callay!...

The perenially butthurt forget that I threw literally the first pitch, when news of Baldwin's disastrous day hit the news stream. Far fr...