Sunday, March 15, 2026

Just A Reminder

Cheers.


 Definitely never expected this when we started this thing in 2008. Wonders never cease.

Saturday, March 7, 2026

Derka Derkistan: Still Crazy After All These Years

Anyone: See if you can figure out why they shoot rabid dogs.






















Administrivia: Gulag's view-throttling censors have gone on vacation, and daily hits have inexplicably jumped from circa 10K/day to 30K/day. How to tell us Gulag fucks with our blog numbers, without telling us Gulag fucks with our blog numbers.

Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Stop Hyperventilating About What Isn't































Personally? Hoping they finally ditch the asinine Colon Powell "You broke it, you bought it" model, and replace it with the "You FA, You FO. And if you FA again, you FO Harder" Doctrine of Don't Mess With America.

The latter served us well until 1945.

Sunday, March 1, 2026

Tehran Trail


Maduro. El Mencho. Khamenei.

In the Jeopardy! category "Dick-taters Hiding 200 Feet Underground", the $500 answer is "Who is Kim Jong Un?"

Apparently, Trump has issued himself a hunting license. About time.

Fuck yeah!