Tuesday, July 22, 2025

I'm Just Gonna Put This Out There

Absolutely no points for guessing how I know this to be true.
























When you either start reading stories about people on passing vessels (canoes, steamboats, etc.) getting nailed from shore, or boba fights erupting in food venues, and those food items suddenly disappear from the menu overnight, I want it known I have no involvement whatsoever in any aspect of that.

Rule 34, for example, says that if it exists, there's porn of it.
Rule 1 says that if you invent it, humanity will weaponize it in about 2 seconds.
(If you have any doubts about that, ask Abel about why his brother Cain was carrying that rock.)

I think Rule 1 is now in play.
You heard it here first.
YMMV.

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