I don't mind taking the heat for people like Gov. Moonbeam, or even RuPaul. They're both fucking lunatics, but they were actually born here, so tagging them as "Californian" is actually correct. We own them fair and square, dammit all to hell. But Nancy Pelosi is a Baltimoron. Barbara Boxer was dumped here from NYFC. Maxine Waters carpetbagged here from St. Louis. Multiply that phenomenon times 20 million batshit crazy motherfuckers from everywhere else but here, the exact ones I lump together as "your toothless, banjo-playing kinfolk".
Because. They. Are.
Sometimes we come out ahead on the deal. John Wayne or Ronald Reagan come to mind. But comedy requires humor and truth to be funny. Miss either component, like the lame meme at the header, and the mixture explodes in your face like a Tom and Jerry cigar. Certain mentally lazy dumbshits need to own the fact that Bruce/Caitlin/Whateverthefuck he's calling himself this month Jenner is from New York Fucking State, and realize that's true for exactly 90% of the fruitcakes and dipshits you try and tag us for. It's a statistical certainty. They're mainly and overwhelmingly actually your homegrown fucktards and always have been; the sooner you own up to that, the quicker you'll stop sounding like the barely-brighter cousins of your toothless banjo-playing kinfolk, who've been sadly temporarily exported here, until they achieved critical mass. Which has consequences, both for us, and eventually, for you.
One of the main reasons I stay here (besides this being my home), is because your idiot relatives have fucked it up so badly that it has to collapse, inevitably. What cannot continue, won't.
And then they'll return to the home nest. O frabjous day! Callou! Callay!
Bonus for you: Those 10 million illegal aliens here you couldn't notice until they started hanging around outside your Home Depot? The ones Lindsay Grahamnesty and Marco ScrewYoubio thought were nifty imports as housekeepers and janitors?
Cheer up. When this socilaist paradise collapses, and the statues of Marx and Lenin come down in Sacramento, Hollyweird, and San Franshitco, they follow Caitlin and Nancy and Maxine right back home to you. And they'll bring their 14 kids and the other eleven members of their extended family.
Won't that be nice?
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Its NOT a teacher at a private school or a homeschool (or if a homeschool, at least HIS children are the only ones suffering). WHY on earth would ANYONE willingly hand their children over to the government day prison system every morning, knowing that this kind of freak or similar, would be filling their head and corrupting them every day? Seriously.
Likewise, 'Florida Man' is very often a Michigan spawn.
"...your idiot relatives have fucked it up so badly that it has to collapse, inevitably. What cannot continue, won't."
I sure hope you're right about this Aesop. I've been thinking it for years, but sadly it's just been getting worse by the day...since the dawn of the 80's.
I was born in Mountain View, CA-the (blackened) heart of Silicon Valley- in '68. Long before the proverbial nerds "in the garage" changed our world forever with "personal computers". I miss THAT Bay Area. This modern one sucks, but damnit it's my HOME and I won't be chased out.
Nothing has brought me more joy in the last couple years than the DECLINING census in CA. If we could just lose another 10-15 million more, it might be a nice place to live again.
At least the deranged clearly showcase their mental illness so the rest of can avoid their ilk. Most of them are time bombs a hairs breath away from detonation, amped up on all sorts of insane drug cocktails.
@MrLiberty
There's a case in Maine right now where a parent is suing a public school district for enabling a kid's transgender issues and not telling the parents.
I live in Canberra, the national capital of Australia. Almost every day some fool on TV will say "And Canberra has raised taxes again" or some such shit, and I always shout in reply (my wife loves me shouting at the TV) "No you fucking morons, it was your arsehole politicians that you elected and sent here that raised taxes on you, not me and not the nice city I live in either".
Immigrants. They're almost always trouble.
Aesop, considering I reside in Texas, I don't have to wait for the illegals and fucktards to 'come home', they are already here. Austin has become just as dumb as either NYFC or LosAmigos.
Or New York or Canadian.
We'll claim them. As long as there is no complaining when the spicy times begin and they're shoveled in a big empty trench.
@C,
Be still, my beating heart.
Aesop,
As you might say, "Nazzofast, Guido."
I looked "it" up. This is "Little Bear Schwarz." "It" is a member of a Seattle sideshow circus group, and was born in Long Island. Therefore, "it" is very much an example of the insanity that prevails in Lib areas of the country.
As a long-time resident of California (a state I will never actually call "home," I am fed up with the deterioration of this state. It is an asylum run by the inmates.
I watched a YouTube video the other night. An author discussed her book in which she claimed that, throughout history, in the declining years of a civilization, aberrant social behavior became much more prevalent and tolerated. Ancient Greece and Rome were primary examples. The Weimar Republic was another. She named two or three other examples that I've forgotten.
Keep this decline in mind when reading news stories about trannies, Gay Pride parades with countless bare-assed men prancing in leather chaps, Drag Queen Story Hours for kids, pervasive drug culture, and homeless populations that spread endlessly down city sidewalks like alien vegetation from "War of the Worlds."
These people with their aberrant lifestyle thrive under the banner of "Tolerance" and "Diversity." Their sub-culture is the bane of traditional Americans who still have a sense of morality and a belief in a strong social order. As all of this slips away, the country inches ever-closer to the abyss and the ash heap of history.
AND WE HAVE A WINNER!
You are absolutely correct.
I'd hoped and expected someone would make the effort, because it proved my point. I'm glad it was you.
I had three versions of this meme, one from Alabama, and another from Colorado. I finally settled on Ohio, because that's where Charles Manson came from.
(As Sir Maurice Mickelwhite, AKA Michael Caine, would say, "Not a lot of people know that.")
That didn't matter, because it's no more or less dishonest than the original meme-fail, trying to bootstrap it to anything to do with people here in CA.
What matters is this "thing" had as much to do with Califrutopia, ever, as fish do with bicycles.
NYFS and Seattle? No surprise.
Anyone wants to tag Califrutopia, do it honestly, and stop cobbling in the carpetbagging freaks who are, exactly as noted, the toothless banjo-playing kinfolks from Not Here, nearly every single time.
Seattle didn't used to be full of freaks either, and it wasn't "Californians" who effed it up. It's circus freaks from Other Places, come to pillage and burn. As ever.
Same is true of Portland, or even San Franshitco.
As for the freakazoid culture, pastors, priests, and ministers noted decades back that if fire and brimstone didn't rain down on NYFC, Frisco, and West Hollywood at some point, the Almighty would owe Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.
They were right, and it's gone far beyond anyone's wildest imagination today.
If you time-travelled back and described 2023 accurately to someone from 1980, they'd have had you committed for insanity.
Nowadays, nearly the same is true if you tell someone today about 1980 and suggested times were better then. They'd seek to have you committed to a mental institution.
Culture is circling the bowl, by any sane measurement. And not just here. Everywhere.
My point remains, the freaks come from every corner of the country, and they're neither any more nor less native here, there, or anywhere.
This state is just what happens when they reach critical mass.
And the people cheering on the decline here, as if it isn't their own friends and neighbors doing it, are shooting themselves in the foot, now and later.
If people would stop trying to shift the blame onto "Places I Don't Like", and try owning up to How It Really Is in every single state, we'd all be a lot better off.
Starting with embracing the reality and magnitude of the problem.
So, technically, I am a Californian since I was born in Oakland in 1960.
Even though my parents moved back to Oregon when I was only 10 months old, I grew up and lived there until I was 23 and I moved back to El Grenada by Half Moon Bay because of a lack of work and wound up in San Jose for a couple of years.
I came back to Portland, and have lived in Washington State for the thirty two years.
But I'm still a Californian.
And I can actually agree with some of your sentiments as I feel the same way about the carpet bagging sonsabitches that have moved up here from down there.
"...moved up here from down there."
After moving here from Somewhere Else, and effing up everyplace they go before moving on.
That's carpet-bagging locusts all right.
As to who's from where, one of the background conversations from Jaws, which was also in Benchley's book, was between two of the women on the island on the beach day, verbatim from actual conversations in that part of Massachusetts:
"When do I get to become an islander?"
"Never. You're never going to be an islander. You're not born here, you're not from here. Period."
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