Tuesday, January 24, 2023

"It's A Major Award"


FAFO Medal:

Bronze tombstone-shaped device, inscribed "Fucked Around Found Out", suspended below a ribbon, argent. 
 "For conspicuous stupidity and jackassery, generally in public, usually resulting in pain or great bodily harm to self, to no good ending, and frequently awarded posthumously. (Bronze cluster for subsequent awards. Gold star for posthumous awards.)"

We're thinking of having a medal company whip up a batch of these. But we have a feeling no matter how many we have made, demand will always exceed supply.

3 comments:

John Wilder said...

We thought about commissioning a Jackass of the Week award, but I don't know that Brandon and Kneepads have a trophy case big enough.

dorfer21 said...

The gold star variant, wouldn't that be a Darwin Award Medal?

Aesop said...

Only if they haven't produced offspring.