All of these are more light-hearted and less scary than the current ongoing three year coup attempt in D.C.
The zombies behind that are going to keep pushing until the answer they get is shotgun blasts in the face, and they're going to keep trying for that, because they think they're bulletproof.
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Good ones, as always! :-)
Shamelessly stolen from Ace of Spades last year, and because I just got over the flu:
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP!…
BUMP…
BUMP…
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog h e makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP…
BUMP…
BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER…
FASTER…
BUMP…
BUMP…
BUMP…
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping...
clappity-BUMP…
clappity-BUMP…
clappity-BUMP…
…on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket…
and,
[Wait for it...]
The coffin stops.
Great pictures. Some people are so talented.
Thanks for sharing. Happy Halloween.
Little Sister
#3 could use some ZipStitch. That would help, right? (ducks)
That was totally wicked!
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/66127728/that-was-totally-wicked.jpg
@John Wilder,
Congrats; you found something ZipStitch is good for. Bravo!
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