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Wednesday, April 3, 2019
Fixed It For Ya
Fox is taking a lot of crap because some Common Core grad on their chyron biffed the newsbar under their morning show. They've probably already sent the poor schlub to re-education camp.
I was thinking today (and this might become a post) that the only thing that most illegal immigrants come here for is the cash. There is zero love. It's the equivalent of a married couple staying together "for the kids" - it always ends in tears and sometimes in police reports. And pretty soon Phoenix looks just like Matamoros and we still have to pay Mexico child support even though she JUST WON'T MOVE OUT. The good news is she's dating Canada now.
Not counting the news outlets or websites along the full range of accuracy and veracity, I follow multiple actual individuals' handwritten blogs. (Bot news aggregators don't thrill me.) Looking them over, many are current serving or former military and a couple are some variation of high-speed low-drag elite forces ninjas. Or just funny as all. Because life without humor is just despair. So in other words, the same folks I trusted in the military not to wet the bed, sh*t themselves, or otherwise run around like headless Nancys, are the same folks I trust on the interwebz, for demonstrating pretty much the same trustworthiness and circumspectly responsible behavior. Color me shocked.
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I was thinking today (and this might become a post) that the only thing that most illegal immigrants come here for is the cash. There is zero love. It's the equivalent of a married couple staying together "for the kids" - it always ends in tears and sometimes in police reports. And pretty soon Phoenix looks just like Matamoros and we still have to pay Mexico child support even though she JUST WON'T MOVE OUT. The good news is she's dating Canada now.
Like Canada will ever learn.
Not with that moron in charge, it won't. Fortunately, at least for the present case, he is busily self-immolating on camera.
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