Raconteur Report: Well, That Explains It

Thursday, November 1, 2018

Well, That Explains It

The tank is empty, and the forecast is for more of the same, at least for the time being.

12 comments:

Unknownsailor said...: Does yours still work?

Mine has been broken since 2007... :D; November 1, 2018 at 9:57 AM
Cederq said...: I really didn't know that Fuck-O-meters went into negative number calibration... Ya learn something everyday.; November 1, 2018 at 10:19 AM
Lunarman said...: Yep, it means he's giving them to others. Or that he's causing others to give fucks about him.; November 1, 2018 at 12:49 PM
Anonymous said...: There isn't anything? Anything you COULD give a teensy weensy fuck about?
Please?
Ned2; November 1, 2018 at 3:11 PM
Aesop said...: Sorry, nothing there. Fumes in the tank.; November 1, 2018 at 3:19 PM
Aesop said...: Seems I'm not the only one:

https://www.theburningplatform.com/2018/11/01/my-tank-is-empty/; November 1, 2018 at 3:23 PM
Eaton Rapids Joe said...: Must be log scale.; November 1, 2018 at 3:35 PM
15Fixe said...: "My Give-A-Damn's Busted" says Jo Dee Messina; November 1, 2018 at 3:36 PM
Lance de Boyle said...: My wife hasn't given a fuck for a decade.; November 1, 2018 at 5:05 PM
Old NFO said...: Threw mine out after the needle wrapped around the negative peg...; November 1, 2018 at 8:09 PM
Anonymous said...: We're all just waiting for the flare and the whistle for the signal it's time to go over the top.

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I read that everyone has a finite amount of fucks to give. Some have more than others but a finite amount all the same.; November 2, 2018 at 12:27 AM
idahobob said...: My give-a-shitter broke many years ago.; November 2, 2018 at 6:43 AM