Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Bozo Bewhore Strikes Again

Dear Anti-American Broadspewing Company (and your parent corp., the dopes at Mauschwitz),
This is what happens when you hire low-70s IQ morons to host a show about a coven of bitchy frunts and their kooky bloviations on things far beyond their grasp:


Dowd was incredibly soft on Bozo's gaffe, but you can tell that even after being corrected, she had no idea in her entire vacuous head why Republicans winning Senate seats isn't due to gerrymandering, which Bewhore couldn't spell, let alone explain.

For anyone similarly confused: the Senate boundaries were set when those states were admitted to the Union. Unlike House races, the districts cannot be gerrymandered, ever. Because cleverly, everybody in the entire state votes for their senators, ever since the XVIIth Amendment clusterfornicated up the original workings, as the second of four cornerstone Progressive demolitions of the republic.

As Casey Stengel was fond of telling jackholes, "You could look it up."

Me?
I'm wondering why Bozo is wearing those Intelligent Person Glasses, as if she was ever literate enough to read.

4 comments:

Badger said...

Bloviating Bozo / USC Article I, Section 3 / Permanent Reapportionment Act of 1929.
One of these things is not like the others.
If any happen to know peoples actually influenced by this afternoon clown-show, your clue-bat is cleared hot.


Pat H. said...

Behar and the negress are on the show because the "smartest people on earth" own the network.

June J said...

Bewhore wasn’t funny as a comedian and not credible as a serious person.

Welcome Black Carter said...

I wonder if they did the math before or after realizing that there was a race in CA that had 6 million votes where there was not a Republican on the ticket...