Say When

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By all means, read DM's OP, but we've covered this ground times beyond counting, so we're cutting to the chase, and defer to visual aids.

Difficult Concepts Made Simple

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Screwtopia

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FIFY

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A Thousand Words...

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Stauffenbergski

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One Graph: Total Truth

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89% of the COVID deaths are those vaccinated. 11% unvaccinated. (Column 5 is the tally of columns 2,3,and 4.)

But waitaminute, in the UK, the vaccination rate is proclaimed to be about 90%. (89-93%, depending on the area of the UK.)

Which means, firstly, that the deaths of the unvaccinated should be about 10% of the total if the vaccine doesn't do anything.

But if the vaccines "work", nearly all the deaths should be the unvaccinated!

So what does this tell us?

1) The vaccines DO NOT WORK. They do absolutely nothing beneficial.

In fact, they're about as effective a wearing a rabbit's foot. But wait! There's more!

2) Vaccination makes those who receive it just as likely to die as those who haven't been vaxxed, with the added risks of pericarditis, massive clotting, strokes, and dozens of other known and admitted side effects. Which increase with each dose.

Oh, bugger.

You got vaxxed? Pisser for you, eh?

Pitchforks, torches, and tumbrels in 3,2,...?

Nope. Just kidding.

Most of the vaxxed are too busy shoving their fingers in their ears to the third knuckle and chanting "LA!LA!LA! I can't HEEEEEEEEAR yooooou!" for that to ever happen.

If they admit they were vaxx-raped, they underline they were the mark in the con. They lose face. So 80-95% of them will just STFU and blunder along quietly. Even the ones who did it with the best information available, with honest motives, and no sheepish government zombie-following reflex.

This is why it's so hard to prosecute con men. No one wants to admit they were suckered.

1000 Words

 By popular acclaim, the best picture on Daily Timewaster's blog all week. And that's saying something.

Forget a VISA card. This pic is everywhere you want to be.

A Thousand Words

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