And This Is Why They Fail, And The Shitshow Goes On

 

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory yet again, despite wide support, including from Speaker Johnson - which is usually a guarantee of success - Rep. Luna's attempt to find Merritt Garland in "inherent contempt" of Congress, for refusing to turn over videos of Biden's interviews (which interviews caused the DoJ to not prosecute him on grounds of mental disability), and fine Garland $10,000/day until he resigned or turned over those recordings, was defeated because 4 RINOs voted with Garland and Biden, and against the interests of the American people, not to mention contrary to every other member of their party in Congress.

Four congressweasels, two from Califrutopia, and two from Ohio, flipped sides and voted against the measure, which lost 204-210.

Rep. David Joyce (OH-14)

Rep. Michael Turner (OH-10)

Rep. Tom McClintock (CA-4)

Rep. John Duarte (CA-13)

You'll find their pictures in the dictionary under "shitbags". 

These assclowns couldn't even dunk one this easy in the preschool league. 

The four should be beaten over the head with this jackassical vote at every appearance until they get voted out in November, and in the meantime, ought to be stripped of every committee post they hold from now until then.

Pour encourager les autres.

One more reason, for anyone still needing it to know: TINVOWOOT. 

Jackholes pulling crap like this will ensure Biden gets elected.

UPDATE: Apparently Rep. Luna is going to take another whack at this piñata after the RNC Convention. Which opens a window of opportunity for voters in four specific congressional districts to take their douchey congressweasels to the woodshed.

FIFY

 h/t Earl of Taint

We love Earl's stuff, but we decided this one regarding Mittens needed to be cut a little closer to the bone.

O, Clucking Bell

Or at least, words that rhyme with that.

Senile Senators Dubin and Grahamnesty propose DREAM Act that would give 2M Illegal Aliens Amnesty

Because Lindsay Grahamnesty is spring-loaded to the "Fuck Americans" setting, and we didn't learn enough about this kind of jackassery when we got 11M illegal aliens instead of the 2M "estimated" by Reagan's disastrous IRCA in '86.

Apparently the Dead RINO Party still hasn't figured out that until you build a impenetrable wall from coast to coast, and ship the 30,000,000 illegals already lounging here back wherever-the-fuck they came from, the idea is a non-starter.

And would you fucktards who keep knee-jerking for Grahamnesty in South Carolina PLEASE kick his stupid old ass TFOut of the Senate, FOREVER?? Kentucktards already re-saddled us with Bitch McConjob for another six years, so help a country out, yo.

It's bad enough that he's an idiot, but now he's practically bending over in the Senate Chamber in naught but a pair of lacy panties, with a red and white bullseye embroidered over his fundament, right below the words "Will put out for amnesty".

If this is what a bare (R) majority in that moribund pustulent corpus gets us, having Russia lob a nuke onto it is far from the worst thing that could happen, and rather more a consummation devoutly to be wished.

Oxygen Thieves

 

This is my shocked face.

Pop Quiz

This embiggens. [Hint: It's NOT All Of The Above]

 

Newsflash: GOP Still Thirsts For Death

In a purely symbolic gesture, with no chance of passage into law, or actually any bare chance of ever becoming so, Senate GOP members voted to actually respect the will of the people, by repealing Biden's over-reaching mandate to require all health care worker to get the Kung Flu Vaxx Jabs.

Drunktard Pelosi will sandbag it in oblivion, never to see a vote nor the light of day, and even after the Dems lose the House later this year (assuming the rigged voting systems don't find another 90M Dem voters at 4am the Wednesday morning after the polls close), Poopypants will simply veto the bill, thus giving the GOP enough boob bait to placate the kool-aid drinking bubbas until this November ("See what we did for you!"), while simultaneously telling Big Pharma "Just kidding! Now, where's my campaign fund check?", and contuning to lie out of both sides of their mouths while getting rich.

Final score:

Uniparty 1 

America 0

BFYTW

 They never learn.

"President Trump's speech, which wasn't even finished when the false flag operatives started breaking windows on Capitol Hill, clearly incited those BLM and Antifa-tards to conduct their pre-planned for weeks attack on the capitol, and he must be impeached because it's crazy talk to suggest that Gropey Joe's blatantly fraudulent election was anything other than honest and totally above-board." - Rep. Adam Fartsniffer

Jesus Christ, dude, if you want Biden to buttfuck you that badly, just wear a short skirt, no panties, put on some slutty lipstick, and shake your ass in his face.

Where in Hell is Scalia's pillow when you need it to show up??