When You've Lost Even The NYSlimes...

 h/t Lady Lake

The jig is up, Joe. Kill yourself, and save a court and judge the trouble.

OzCom Is Now Run By Full-Bore OzHoles

h/t Peter , John , and Mike

OzCom unveils new national flag.

RTWT, and weep.

It's really that bad there, and if anything, all four of us have understated it.

They have moved from parliamentary democratic republic to full-bore Orwellian Communist dictatorship in about 0.2 seconds. Even Russia and China didn't fall to communism this fast.

And this response is nominally to a virus, in a country of some 26M souls, which has killed fewer people there total than have died to date from it in just our own District of Criminals hereabouts (1,032 dead in Oz, total). Using COVID as a beard for this draconian over-reach is weak sauce: this is pure unquenched lust for totalitarian control, and nothing else.

As BCE memed on another topic,

Their former government has now forfeited once and for all time, any further claim to legitimacy in anyone's eyes, anywhere.

Commensurately, any former social contract between the government and the governed there, or any former allies, is irreparably broken.

Any action against that government is therefore entirely within bounds, not least of which for every member of same, from dog catchers to prime minister, and necessarily includes stringing them up by the neck, or putting same up against a wall and summarily executing them, or any lesser included response.

Open season, screw the bag limits.

That means wherever and whenever found, short of open and public renunciation of said government by any former members, and joining active resistance with the people of the Commonwealth of Australia to depose that government forthwith.

And lest ye forget, write this lesson on your palm with indelible marker:

WHEN ANY GOVERNMENT DEMANDS YOUR GUNS, ALWAYS TURN THEM IN BULLETS FIRST, TO EACH AND EVERY OFFICIAL OF THAT GOVERNMENT YOU MEET.

God may have mercy on the sons of bitches now running the People's Republic of Australia (henceforth known as OzCom).

No one else should, but arranging the meeting is now entirely within the bounds of civilized behavior.

When a government flips so completely, and so rapidly, the deep rot was into the very bones of that republic, and moderation in the pursuit of liberty is no longer any virtue.

In short, in and for Oz,

IT'S OFFICIALLY TIME TO START SHOOTING THE BASTARDS IN THE FACE.

Sleep tight, America. That's OzCom, not here.

IT COULD NEVER HAPPEN HERE,...RIGHT?!?

O, if only someone had warned them about this.

We note FTR that we specifically warned where things in OzCom were headed on this blog back on August 18th, but were assured in Comments by trusted local sources Down Under that we were over-reacting to internet hokum and hyperbole.

Those rules are written in blood.

And shall be underlined the same way.

Call Their Bluff, Yertle

Now, the slapdash half-assed and fullashit shampeachment will not be forwarded to the Senate, and the House has adjourned until next year.

Some folks are worried this could slide out from under us.

I'm not.

If they stage a successful coup, it will simply be time to shoot the bastards, and no more fucking around wondering about when it's time. (Claire Wolfe, call your office...)

At that point, it ain't about Trump, it's about not tolerating living in a banana republic dictatorship.
Open season, no bag limit, screw the regs.

Say "when".

They want to play for blood, they're going to find a lot of folks who'll be their Huckleberry.
Let's see if they really want to open that ball.

But it all becomes moot if Senate Majority Leader Yertle McTurtle simply states,

"Since the House refuses to send forward any notification of impeachment in a timely manner, we hereby consider the entire baseless process null and void, and serve notice that we consider the matter closed to further consideration. If the Speaker is so uncertain the House's action passes the basic fairness test, and meets normal standards of jurisprudence, we consider that no impeachment has been duly enacted by that body. If the House decides to do this all over again, from scratch, and this time they can find a shred of evidence for any of their charges that actually exist in U.S. Code, and an actual bona fide crime, and allows confrontation of witnesses and cross examination by the minority as well as the majority, and observes other basic and fundamental rules of American jurisprudence, the Senate may be inclined to take notice of an actual bill of impeachment that passes the standard set forth in the United States Constitution at that time, should the House return to the rule of law; but in an election year, we're liable to be awfully busy. All in favor, say 'Aye'. Motion passes. Senate adjourned."

If he did that, and called Nancy Alzheimers' bluff,
1) he'd win the argument
2) the Leftards' heads would explode
3) The House would shift right by 50 seats
4) rank and file Democrats would march on their leadership and set them on fire, alive
5) right after Pres. Trump carried 45 states next November
6) popcorn stocks would go through the roof

Bring it.

When the U.S. Goes Flight 93 On Sen. Kneepads

h/t Kenny

Senator Kneepads is about to get an education on delusional grandstanding.

“I also have as part of my background and experience working on this issue, when I was attorney general [of California], and we put resources into allowing law enforcement to actually knock on the doors of people who were on two lists — a list where they had been found by a court to be a danger to themselves and others and another list where they were precluded and prohibited from owning a gun because of a conviction that prohibited that ownership,” she added.

Harris commented that she would send law enforcement door-to-door to confiscate guns from illicit people.
“Those lists were combined and then we sent law enforcement out to take those guns, because, listen, we have to deal with this on all levels, but we have to do this with a sense of urgency and we have to act. Enough with the talk,” she said.

Let's be clear here, if you're a felon in possession, or you've failed a court hearing on your sanity, with counsel present on both sides, I have no problem with this. That's what actual due process looks like. But Sen. Kneepads isn't talking about that. Those people should have ALREADY had their guns taken away. She's talking about doing this with "Red Flag" laws, which violate all constitutional and common law, and every rule of jurisprudence going back to before Magna Carta. (Common Core grads, look it up.)

That illegal abomination of ideas is going to get Officer Friendly a face full of buckshot, and he'll deserve it, every single time. And I hope it happens, until the cops wise up and tell the poiticians they're under arrest for violating everyone's civil rights.

Because if you try this, just like terrorists with box cutters on planes, you get a one-time 90-minute head start on this kind of egregious sh*theadedness in America, then everyone's onto the new rule changes, pushback begins, and we start stacking them all up like cordwood. Eventually, for sport.

They can run raids like that once. Maybe twice.
By the third wave, everyone knows the game, and it's open season on everyone of them, forever, and the only way to tap out is quit and change sides, or die.
By Day Three or Four, people have staked out their station houses, and they're getting picked off as they enter and leave. (Say, Officer Friendly, how many days MREs do you have stockpiled at the station house? Just curious.)

Then they go after their families, and TPTB.

Call that toss in the air.

If even 1/2 of 1% of those with guns get frisky, they're out of cops, feds, and military, in about a week, even if they take out 2 for 1 in defending themselves.

And they won't be able to put up sandbags fast enough when folks are walking onto military posts, shooting guys at the chowhall, or in front of the barracks at morning formation.

Most military posts will be locked down by their COs to stay out of things entirely, and those on the civvy side will either be leading the charges on the halls of power, or trying get to a plane or fast boat in haste.

Before that, or shortly after, by Saturday most likely, the coup happens, and Senator Kneepads is one of the first in a tumbrel cart to face Madame Guillotine. If she even makes it past 20' of wire noose and a handy lamp post.

Remember, Qaddafi was gunned down in front of a mini-mall. They didn't wait for Marquess of Queensbury Rules to kick in there either.

All that's left after that is thinning out the 100M or so who think gun grabs are a good idea, but we aren't a people that likes to fight a war twice, so that'll be next. Think Romanians and Ceaucescu. It's going to be an enthusiastic, if sloppy and brief, political realignment.



Happy Retirement Day, commie pigs!

And that's just based on popular sentiment, with no prior planning.

This is not going to go like they planned when the entire country goes all Flight 93 on them.
The look of surprise on their faces will be priceless, and the last thing that goes through their minds will likely be 158 grains of lead.

Pro Tip:
First guy to make a deck of cards of the 53 leading American Communists with the faces of their ringleaders on it, like we did with Saddam & Co., is going to be an instant millionaire.

The hardest part will be deciding who makes the cut for top tier.

Hands down, Soros should be the Joker in the deck.
Saying more might get one a visit from the Secret Service, but if mock-cutting off President Bad Orange Man's head is just boisterous free speech, then let's rock the First Amendment the other way, kids.




We've read our Solzhenitsyn, comrades. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So come and take them, comrades.

Or at least, try.

We'll be loading magazines.

 

 

BREAKING: Flake Channels Sen. McCrazy From Beyond The Grave

h/t IOTW

Apparently, His Accidency, Temporary Senator Jeff The Flake, wants to delay the Senate floor vote on confirming Kavanaugh for a week for a worthless FBI investigation of Dr. Brassy Fraud's imaginary delusions.

(As if, in the intervening week-to-a-year, a conga line of fifty-seven more hookers and whores won't come out of the Democrat Clowncarnucopia of Fake Allegations, and drag this out until after mid-terms.)

And in the Seventh Circle of Hell, Sen. Gloriously Aflame McCrazy gets a glass of ice water, while Satan laughs.

Well played, Flakester.

You've out-backstabbed the biggest buddy-fucker in Senate history, in less than a month, and all it cost was your immortal soul.

WTF is it about Arizonan shitbags, and sabotaging the entire country "because they can"?
Is there something in the water there, or should we just nuke Phoenix now and avoid the rush?

And BTW, here's future (and now former-) Vice president of the U.S. in 1991, on FBI investigations regarding recockulous allegations regarding SCOTUS nominees:

So apparently, fucktard Flake was asleep that year in American history, and doesn't have WiFi. Maybe someone could send this clip to his office.

And hopefully, Bitch McConjob could call him in for a little chat, and some wall-to-wall counseling, and discuss a thing or two. Like consequences, both for him and Republicans in that state from now until Hell freezes over.

Horse's head optional, but highly recommended.

If you live in the Grand Canyon State, I'd be alternating calls to the Capitol switchboard with some serious work on a backyard fallout shelter. The rad count in your area is about to spike sharply.

Reality, Bitch

Normally, my response would be "Challenge accepted!" Although, strictly speaking, she isn't worth the bullet, so I'd still have to recuse myself from her trolling, if only for personal parsimony.
But this raving loon is going to be a huge part of the reason for the results of the midterms. And then her head will explode!

That after-party spectacle is going to be truly glorious to behold, and one I wouldn't want to miss, even for the momentary pleasure of seeing it happen through a telescopic sight.

I wish MSNBC could give her a nightly show of her own until November 2020.
I hope you live in your burgeoning insanity for decades, Mad Maxine. You deserve no worse fate that that, watched by your adoring lunatards like the three-alarm dumpster fire you've always been your entire shabby wasted life. When you die, likely as not, it won't be as a beloved martyr of the Loonatic Leftards, but rather because even your own relatives/caregivers tire of your endless raving, and gently held a pillow over your weakly squirming body. Sweet dreams, communist screwball. At least you should know it'll be red where you're going next. And oh so deliciously hot.

Let's Talk Turkey

I added this to another post, but I want it up in black and white for anyone to see.
IANAL (my parents were married, to each other), but I can use Google and the Cornell database.
There may be many more, but at minimum, these are the crimes committed by the leadership of the FBI and Department of Justice under Barack Obama, as well as other FBI employees, and possibly (probably) Special Prosecutor and former FBI Dir. Robert Mueller:

1) 18 USC 371: Conspiracy If two or more persons conspire either to commit any offense against the United States, or to defraud the United States, or any agency thereof in any manner or for any purpose, and one or more of such persons do any act to effect the object of the conspiracy, each shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.

2) 18 USC 241 - Conspiracy against rights If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same they shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both.

3) 18 USC 242 - Deprivation of rights under color of authority Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both.

4) 18 USC 2384 - Seditious conspiracy If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.

5) 18 USC 1001 - False official statements Except as otherwise provided in this section, whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the Government of the United States, knowingly and willfully—

(1) falsifies, conceals, or covers up by any trick, scheme, or device a material fact;                    

(2) makes any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or representation; or                    

(3) makes or uses any false writing or document knowing the same to contain any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or entry; shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 5 years.

 

6) 18 USC 1623 - False declarations Whoever under oath (or in any declaration, certificate, verification, or statement under penalty of perjury as permitted under section 1746 of title 28, United States Code) in any proceeding before or ancillary to any court or grand jury of the United States knowingly makes any false material declaration or makes or uses any other information, including any book, paper, document, record, recording, or other material, knowing the same to contain any false material declaration, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both. 

7) 18 USC 4 - Misprision of felony Whoever, having knowledge of the actual commission of a felony cognizable by a court of the United States, conceals and does not as soon as possible make known the same to some judge or other person in civil or military authority under the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.

8) 18 USC 595 - Election interference Whoever, being a person employed in any administrative position by the United States, or by any department or agency thereof, or by the District of Columbia or any agency or instrumentality thereof, or by any State, Territory, or Possession of the United States, or any political subdivision, municipality, or agency thereof, or agency of such political subdivision or municipality (including any corporation owned or controlled by any State, Territory, or Possession of the United States or by any such political subdivision, municipality, or agency), in connection with any activity which is financed in whole or in part by loans or grants made by the United States, or any department or agency thereof, uses his official authority for the purpose of interfering with, or affecting, the nomination or the election of any candidate for the office of President, Vice President, Presidential elector, Member of the Senate, Member of the House of Representatives, Delegate from the District of Columbia, or Resident Commissioner, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both.

 

That's fifty years' prison time for every person who signed the FISA affidavits, or knew the details behind them that were not revealed to the FISA court. Times four separate and fraudulent affidavits, that's four counts apiece, two hundred years of federal prison time. Where serving 90% is the average. Warm up the grand jury. If Sessions isn't up for this, in haste, we either get a pitbull into his job, or you can cue SecDef Mattis bringing tanks and troops into DC. I am not being hyperbolic with that.

 

FBI Dir. Comey, Dep. Dir. FBI McCabe, DAG Yates, Acting DAG Boente, and DAG Rosenstein all eat every bit of that.
(Before we get to Comey's perjury, obstruction of justice, and violations of the Official Records Act.)
FBI Agent Strzok, FBI lawyer Page, and Assoc. DAG Ohr get substantial parts of all of the above, if not the whole enchilada. And anyone and everyone who knowingly aided or abetted their efforts, both upwards and downwards.

 

And Special Prosecutor (and lawyer, former FBI Director, and fully partisan Democrat hack) Mueller may get the whole shitburger as well, and at the very least, he's down for #7, which gets him disbarred, convicted, and imprisoned all by itself.
Whether he knows it or not, his investigation ended Friday about noon, and he went from Special Prosecutor to Person Of Interest. That's going to leave a mark.

 

And afterwards, we get to AG Loretta Lynch, and Hopey Dopey, and the Clinton Crime Family syndicate, who knew what, and when.

Then it really gets interesting.
 

BTW: There's an upcoming Senate memo. Then the IG report. Then a memo on the role of the State Department in this. We're just getting warmed up.

 

Deep State: Shit's getting real for you. Soon.

 

 

Conclusively Crooked Comey The Clown

Looks like someone who used to run the FBI thought Shrillary was going to win, too.

Things are a wee bit different a year later though.

Link

Two Republican senators say they’ve reviewed evidence that indicates former FBI Director James B. Comey began drafting a statement to announce the closure of the Bureau’s investigation into Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server months before key witnesses, including the former Democratic presidential candidate, were interviewed. 

Sen. Charles E. Grassley and Sen. Lindsey Graham wrote to FBI Director Chris Wray asking for information related to Mr. Comey’s announcement, saying they’ve reviewed partially redacted interview transcripts that indicate Mr. Comey was drafting a statement on the closure of the case months before the July 5, 2016, announcement. 

The transcripts cited by the Republican lawmakers indicate that a draft statement about the conclusion of the investigation was being circulated among a select group of FBI officials as early as April 2016. The senators said that was before as many as 17 key witnesses were interviewed by the FBI. Mrs. Clinton was interviewed on July 2.

 

“Conclusion first, fact-gathering second — that’s no way to run an investigation,” the senators wrote in a letter sent Thursday to Mr. Wray. “The FBI should be held to a higher standard than that, especially in a matter of such great public interest and controversy.”

Um, excuse me, but that's collusion (recall that tarmac meeting between Fat Bill and Comey's boss, AG Lynch, confirmed by federal agents, where backing off was discussed explicitly).
It's also criminal conspiracy.
And obstruction of justice.

IANAL, but last I looked, those last two are actual federal felonies. You could look it up.
Conspiracy - 18 USC 371
Obstruction Of Justice - 18 USC 1503
So when can we expect the announcements of federal indictments of William Jefferson Clinton, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Loretta Bananarepublic Lynch, and James Assclown Comey, under those federal criminal statutes...?

There are still U.S. Attorneys serving in Washington D.C., and Phoenix, right...?

Just wondering.

United States v. Clinton, Clinton, et al has a nice ring to it, and it's not like they've never been to court before to sit at the defendant's table.

And note to Special Prosecutor DNC Court Jester and Chief Inquisitor Robert Mueller:
Your number is coming up soon too.
Ya might want to reel that thing in, fold up your tent, quietly tiptoe off the stage, and enjoy your remaining future years without wearing an orange jumpsuit for the rest of them.

80/20 if this gets any more traction, Lynch and Comey are at the top of the Arkansas Flu list, going forward.

If you want to play Arkansas Flu: Home Version, these embiggen:

And It's Final: The Fix Is In

So, after trying a last-minute end-run on the Clinton machine,  Director of the Feckless Bunglers and Incompetents, James @$$Clown Comey, has been brought to heel by his masters once again, and announced that his pension and continued survival, rather than a suspicious death under strange circumstances, are the way he wants to go, and has placed the FBI entirely at the feet of his overlords, for nothing other than their own political purposes. Link 

I leave it to the reader to imagine them actually reviewing 650,000 e-mails - that would be 11,000 man-hours at 1 minute per review - (each one of which, prior to now either lost/destroyed/not turned over to federal archives, constitutes a separate federal criminal count against Shrillary as former Secretary of State, and each count carrying a separate legal penalty), which should theoretically include the deliberately destroyed 33,000 ones that constitute destruction of evidence and obstruction of justice, offenses exactly like those which got the House to seek impeachment against Richard Nixon, and got Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit's husband actually impeached by Congress for only the second time in US history. The classified ones alone are worth 10 years apiece, especially given the fact that Weiner's computer constitutes a completely separate case and new criminal counts than the private server for failing to secure classified material according to the law.

In an actual functioning democratic republic, Comey should be tried, convicted, dragged out of his trial, stood up against a wall, and executed for high treason. Ideally, by no later than noon tomorrow. In a functional FBI, his own agents would be the firing squad, after they arrested him, and laid out the case against him.

He joins Benedict Arnold in selling his country out; in his case, for nothing but the salary and pension he'd already earned - had he merely done his job according to the laws and his oath.

The FBI is now nothing more nor less than the Gestapo, set up solely to enforce crimes against the ruling elite, and protect them from actual justice at all costs. Their actions, indeed, their entire existence from this point forward is completely invalid in a constitutional republic. Well played, shitbag.

I can but hope Comey gets the rope that Himmler evaded.

The consequences to the republic are entirely on his own head.

But my money is on someone crying "Havoc!", sooner or later. God help us.

Driving Miss Dropsy

It's over, bitchez!

From the What Should Have Been Breathless 24/7 Front Page News Around The World For Days Depatment, we link the incontrovertible video proof.

Short version:

Longer version:

Shrillary was held up, propped on a bollard, visibly shaking uncontrollably, couldn't walk, went down to her knees, and was then unceremoniously manhandled into her rescue van just short of doing a face-plant onto the floorboards. This is not pneumonia, nor anything like.

This is someone completely debilitated for a notable period of time, and hence completely unfit to assume the duties of the presidency, now or ever.
Her condition is almost certainly chronic, and will only get progressively worse over time, and possibly quite rapidly, before we factor in the ponderous weight of the official duties of the office on the last 44 occupants thereof.

Watch it a few times, and focus in on details:
Couldn't stand up without the bollard prop, and an attendant holding her vertical.
Couldn't walk once removed from the prop.
Couldn't stand.
Fell almost to knees, caught by dual manhandlers.
Nearly face-planted.
Shoved into van by and under a protective shroud of surrounding minders.
Whisked away incommunicado, for an hour and a half.
Doctor pronounces "pneumonia", absent any chest x-ray for radiological confirmation.
This is nothing but bullshit, from start to finish.
And in broad daylight on a pleasant day, with no other provocation than arguably one of the easier parts of the campaign trail, she's a bag of jello, and totally incapacitated.
Also:
> No one - NO ONE - on her entire staff nor protective detail is the slightest bit alarmed by her condition, nor what to do; they've clearly done this many times before. The choreography is flawless. Therefore: This is SSDD, not an acute medical emergency.
> She's riding in A VAN?! WTF? Q. What prez (or candidate) rides in a van?
A. Someone who would otherwise be sporting "handicapped" plates.
> They took her to Chelsea's apartment. As opposed, for someone with an acute and unknown condition, to a hospital emergency room. Ergo, this is neither acute, nor is the actual diagnosis unknown to them.
And it ain't pneumonia.

She and her staff tried the "allergies" story, then "heat exhaustion", and now "pneumonia".
It's none of them. Even for such a pathological liar, already being on version 3.0 of "Today's Story", with the Truth nowhere in sight, is quite an accomplishment.

She almost certainly has advanced, debilitating Parkinson's Disease. Or worse.
She's a corpulent 68-year old, showing frequent, numerous, and increasingly incapacitating signs of a chronic debilitating neurological disease, like Parkinson's.

Not a future president.

This is not 1932. The media can therefore no longer wink, nod, and avert the cameras away from FDR's polio-stricken body being placed into and taken out of a wheelchair for 15 years.

The media is now anyone with a cellphone, 24/7/forever/everywhere.
As the appearance of this and multiple other versions of this  damning video, less than 24 hours after the incident, proves beyond question. It also establishes beyond question that she's physically unfit for office, and once again spotlights the untrustworthiness of Clinton, her campaign staff, and the national media, for being MIA on this for months to years.

Shrillary will certainly try to brazen this out (it's always worked for the family before), but the slightest (metaphorical) nudge from Trump, and/or one more such public "incident", and her campaign for the White House is toast.

She didn't wake up yesterday and find out she was ill, so her current run never should have started. She's been on campaign vacation for months, and yet the slightest event (like yesterday on 9/11), and she's literally falling on her ass, completely incapable of functioning, and very nearly on live international news.

Continuing to perpetrate the idea that she's either fit or in any sense capable to be President of the United States is a cruel hoax, a dangerous fraud, and a treasonous lie.

Her "come to Jesus" moment is still pending, long overdue, and guaranteed to make all prior Clinton scandals pale in comparison.

Best sooner, and before the election, and the then-inevitable constitutional crisis.
As it is, she's going to be a pariah with Democrats for perpetrating this hoax, leaving them unable to replace her on the ballot, and it will last for decades after she's dead and buried.

Dulce et decorum est.



But beware:
If you challenge Hillary's health, or speak ill of her, she might send her minions to have a word with you:

(h/t The Feral Irishman )

Oh, and a PSA on Parkinson's Disease here.
This wasn't a "seizure". It was almost certainly her PD acting up.

It's Official

We now live in a banana republic:
link

FBI recommends no charges against Clinton in email probe

FBI Director James Comey announced that an investigation has uncovered that while Hillary Clinton “used several different” email servers and numerous devices during her time as secretary of state, the agency is not recommending the Justice Department bring charges against Clinton.
“Although there is evidence of potential violations of the statutes regarding the handling of classified information, our judgment is that no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case. Prosecutors necessarily weigh a number of factors before deciding whether to bring charges,” Comey said.

Apparently whether an elected public official deliberately and consideredly broke thousands of federal laws was not one of those "considerations".
And of course, after investing millions of dollars in an intense criminal probe, and unearthing some tens of thousands of individual federal felonies (FTR Chuck Colson was sent to prison for one), the head of the FBI came to the same conclusion, purely coincidentally, as Bernie Sanders did on Day One of the presidential race:

Laws are only for the little people.

This is howl-worthy, and the FBI director, while avoiding a future case of Arkansas Flu, has just joined the ranks of Benedict Arnold, Vidkun Quisling, and Neville Chamberlain as one of the foulest national betrayers in world history.

If you can get to the head of the FBI, what's left?
And if cabinet secretaries don't have to obey the laws, why should anyone else?

This is earth-shattering, and the repercussions have only started to ripple.

Make your future plans with today's news in mind.

Unbe-fucking-lieveable.

Lee Greenwood was unavailable for comment.

But it just got a lot easier to find the quid pro quo from AG Lynch's and Fat Bill's little Phoenix airport tarmac confab, didn't it?

It's always best to hide things in plain sight.
Bazinga!

And hey, Mr. Comey, maybe you were sick that day in FBI Agent school, but here's the relevant law:

                    

 (f)Whoever, being entrusted with or having lawful possession or control of any document, writing, code book, signal book, sketch, photograph, photographic negative, blueprint, plan, map, model, instrument, appliance, note, or information, relating to the national defense, (1) through gross negligence permits the same to be removed from its proper place of custody or delivered to anyone in violation of his trust, or to be lost, stolen, abstracted, or destroyed, or (2) having knowledge that the same has been illegally removed from its proper place of custody or delivered to anyone in violation of its trust, or lost, or stolen, abstracted, or destroyed, and fails to make prompt report of such loss, theft, abstraction, or destruction to his superior officer—Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both.

                                                           - 18 US Code Section 793(f)

That means doing it accidentally is still good for 10 years in the big house, you treasonous spineless fucktard.
 

The Most Competent Administration In History

So, just to recap, after the United States spent a decade at war, one or two trillion dollars, and a paltry few thousand military members killed, maimed, shell-shocked, PTSD'ed, and just plain wore-out from repetitive deployments, the same root of jihadism that spawned Al Qaeda is well on the way to reconquering most of Iraq in about a week, in a conga line of Toyota Hiluxes, with a handful of hardcore AK-47-armed sociopaths apiece. They're helpfully marking their route with a trail of corpses in roadside ditches, and using the heads removed from their victims as hood ornaments and gatepost decorations from the Syrian border nearly to Baghdad, and our embassy has begun getting our people out until we get to the last pitiful helicopter leaving the roof with Maliki, our ambassador, and the last handful of Marine embassy guards. Again, in my lifetime.

Ann Coulter's comment in 2001 that "We should bomb their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity" isn't at all as extreme now, with the hindsight of the last two weeks available, and the psychopathic behavior of the new conquerors surprising to no one. Personally I hope when (not if) we have to return to Iraq the next time such a cesspit predictably exports jihad to our shores and kills a few hundreds or thousands of our countrymen, we do it from 50,000', so that the only people distressed by that country for some appreciable length of time are those downwind of the fallout pattern. Our first visit was modeled on Germany after WWII. Our next trip should be modeled on Carthage after the final Punic War. 
Babylonia delenda est, ut id est dulce et decorum.

Meanwhile we (by which I mean the White House, in absolute violation of explicitly written federal law) successfully negotiated to give five of the most egregious murdering jihadi nutjobs from Guantanamo back, in exchange for a traitorous deserter and enemy collaborator, with no notion nor even a whisper of properly and promptly court-martialing the sonofabitch and standing him up against a wall to shoot him in the face at a live press conference, for his flagrant violations of Article 99 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, which breaches subsequently cost a number of lives of the men searching to recover him, and an unknown cost when he doubtless spilled everything he knew about our military TTPs and SOPs to his jihadi hosts.

And as frosting on the Eff You All cake, the IRS has claimed, a full year after receiving specific subpoenas from Congress, that Lois Lerner's computer conveniently, magically, we-swear-it-really-happened-like-this-TRUST-US!, crashed way back, just in time to eliminate all the records pivotal to the heart of the investigation, and none of what the Congress requested last summer will be forthcoming, helpfully for the entire rest of the executive branch. (When the White House tried that nonsense for one lousy tape in 1973, people marched on the White House, and the drums began beating in Congress for Nixon's impeachment, which was about to kick off in less than a year. And he had higher poll numbers than the current guy.)

But don't worry, the president is on the case, somewhere on the back nine of the Thunderbird Country Club. I'm sure the name brings him fond recollections of his favorite daily beverage.

And don't give me any crap about this being all because he's black.
The fact that he's black is the only thing I like about the guy.

But is he ever going to be one pissed off S.O.B. come Monday morning when he reads about all this stuff in the paper!

It Could Never Happen Here

This is just my imagination. No one would ever seriously suggest this. Well, almost no one.

A Proposed Final Solution To The Conservative Problem In America:

The Director of Homeland Security has given a short report of the struggle which has been carried on thus far against these terrorists, the essential points being the following:

a) the expulsion of Conservatives from every sphere of life of the American people,

b) the expulsion of the Conservatives from the living space of the American people.

In carrying out these efforts, an increased and planned acceleration of the emigration of the Conservatives from Homeland territory was started, as the only possible present solution.

By order of the Attorney General, a Homeland Central Office for Conservative Emigration will be set up in and the Director of Homeland Security will be entrusted with the management. Its most important tasks will be:

a) to make all necessary arrangements for the preparation for an increased emigration of the Conservatives,

b) to direct the flow of emigration,

c) to speed the procedure of emigration in each individual case.

The aim of all this is to cleanse American living space of Conservatives in a legal manner.

All government and party offices realize the drawbacks of such enforced accelerated emigration. For the time being they will, however, tolerate it on account of the lack of other possible solutions of the problem.

 

The following guidelines will be enforced immediately.

1) Treatment of Persons of Mixed Loyalties of the First Degree

Persons of mixed loyalty of the first degree will, as regards the Final Solution of the Conservative question, be treated as Conservatives.

From this treatment the following exceptions will be made:

a) Persons of mixed loyalties of the first degree married to persons of Progressive loyalty if their marriage has resulted in children (persons of mixed loyaltiy of the second degree). These persons of mixed loyalty of the second degree are to be treated essentially as Progressives.

b) Persons of mixed loyalty of the first degree, for whom the highest offices of the Democrat Party and State have already issued exemption permits in any sphere of life. Each individual case must be examined, and it is not ruled out that the decision may be made to the detriment of the person of mixed loyalty.

The prerequisite for any exemption must always be the personal merit of the person of mixed loyalty. (Not the merit of the parent or spouse of Progressive loyalty.)

Persons of mixed loyalty of the first degree who are exempted from evacuation will be sterilized in order to prevent any offspring and to eliminate the problem of persons of mixed loyalty once and for all. Such sterilization will be voluntary. But it is required to remain in the Homeland. The sterilized "person of mixed loyalty" is thereafter free of all restrictions to which he was previously subjected.

2) Treatment of Persons of Mixed Loyalty of the Second Degree

Persons of mixed loyalty of the second degree will be treated fundamentally as persons of Progressive loyalty, with the exception of the following cases, in which the persons of mixed loyalty of the second degree will be considered as Conservatives:

a) The person of mixed loyalty of the second degree was born of a marriage in which both parents are persons of mixed loyalty.

b) The person of mixed loyalty of the second degree has a socially especially undesirable appearance that marks him outwardly as a Conservative.

c) The person of mixed loyalty of the second degree has a particularly bad police and political record that shows that he feels and behaves like a Conservative.

Also in these cases exemptions should not be made if the person of mixed loyalty of the second degree has married a person of Progressive loyalty.

3) Marriages between Full Conservatives and Persons of Progressive Loyalty.

Here it must be decided from case to case whether the Conservative partner will be evacuated or whether, with regard to the effects of such a step on the Progressive relatives, [this mixed marriage] should be sent to an old ­age ghetto.

4) Marriages between Persons of Mixed Loyalty of the First Degree and Persons of Progressive Loyalty.

a) Without Children.

If no children have resulted from the marriage, the person of mixed loyalty of the first degree will be evacuated or sent to an old­ age ghetto (same treatment as in the case of marriages between full Conservatives and persons of Progressive loyalty, point 3.)

b) With Children.

If children have resulted from the marriage (persons of mixed loyalty of the second degree), they will, if they are to be treated as Conservatives, be evacuated or sent to a ghetto along with the parent of mixed loyalty of the first degree. If these children are to be treated as Progressives (regular cases), they are exempted from evacuation as is therefore the parent of mixed loyalty of the first degree.

5) Marriages between Persons of Mixed Loyalty of the First Degree and Persons of Mixed Loyalty of the First Degree or Conservatives.

In these marriages (including the children) all members of the family will be treated as Conservativess and therefore be evacuated or sent to an old ­age ghetto.

6) Marriages between Persons of Mixed Loyalty of the First Degree and Persons of Mixed Loyalty of the Second Degree.

In these marriages both partners will be evacuated or sent to an old age ghetto without consideration of whether the marriage has produced children, since possible children will as a rule have stronger Conservative loyalties than the Conservative person of mixed loyalty of the second degree.

 

Let the "evacuations" begin, make up your lists, and fill the trains as soon as possible, combing the Homeland from East to West to rid us of this plague on our people once and for all.

 

One Leader!

One Homeland!

One People!

 

 

The Tip Of The Assberg

This topic just won't go away, apparently because it's a Cornholeucopia of Fail:

Border Patrol Doing Vaginal and Anal Exams Without Warrant

If you're keeping score at home, that's the third such story in as many days, and I can state categorically that I'm not having to look inside anyone's anus to find them. Evidently no one told a number of guys with badges that "assclown" is a pejorative term, not an appellation of the level of professionalism to which one ought to aspire.

Look, let's try this slowly, and in small words for those of the law enforcement ranks who apparently took the training on the Constitution at the academy via internet courses they cribbed the answers for:

In any situation where you wouldn't, as part of the course and scope of your employment, be entitled to walk around with your hand casually inserted up into any bystander's bodily orifices as they go about their normal business, any such search of same absent clear and compelling grounds, with the requisite warrant from competent authority, based on clearly articulable probable cause, is an illegal search.

Knowing this, and doing it anyways, is sexual battery under color of authority, especially when y'all seem to be getting off on doing it, and serially addicted to the procedure, both of which are rather serious violations of civil rights, not to mention perverted, disgusting, and grounds for horsewhipping in at least 57 states, or should be.

So just for the hell of it, maybe the rest of law enforcement could act like the victims here were their friends and family, if you want the rest of us to act like you are ours every time some knucklehead takes a shot at you.

Otherwise, there isn't enough attitude and body armor on the planet to protect you from the backlash that's coming.

The fact that you've trumped the TSA should have been your first clue that you've gone so far off the legitimate law enforcement reservation that it can't be tracked with existing technology.

So seriously, get your hands out of our asses, and your heads out of yours.

Things Not To Do

Okay, I admit, I could give you easy ones.

Things like:
Don't buttrape the Bill of Rights.

But we've had two probably at least fourteen presidents who say otherwise, so I'm taking a different tack.
Sailing across the wind, rather than into it, is exactly what tacking is, after all.

Let's note, for the record, that the NSA isn't collecting telephone cell records under a court order.

They're collecting them under a large farm of antennae in Maryland, connected to enough raw computing power to crush diamonds, and use Chinese calculus as your log on password. Which they've done since pretty much the day after Marconi invented their stuff.

So rather than get all unpatriotically down on their activities, or throw some hysterical histrionic fit, I'd rather make a few carefully chosen observations.

I note, purely for informational purposes, that you can log on to Google Translate, type in any words, for instance, either a meaningless string of terrorism "alert" words or actual fully-formed sentences laden with those little DHS/NSA sphincter-puckering Easter Eggs. You can also use Translate's player to read the results back to you out loud, record the Siri-like voice(s) as an mp3 that wouldn't match your own voiceprint, get a couple of "burner" phones bought and maintained with cash, and send the resulting canned conversations back and forth at will from, say, Phone A live to Phone B voicemail, and vice versa.
If you're an even sneakier little $#!^, you can use the power of Google translate to convert your English (or whatever) words into Arabic, Pashto, and any number of other high-interest dialects, play those live conversations around, and for nothing invested beyond boredom and keystrokes, invent an entire fictional terror cell, complete with dialog.

Of course, purely for research into your unpublished Clancy-esque novel.

You'd want to take the batteries out of the phones except when you were actually sending yourself a message, and drive somewhere far away from your house or office when you send. *I* can't help it if you drove over to the cell tower nearest the local federal building, or international airport, and I'm certainly not responsible if you sent such a conversation to, for example, a US Embassy where the odds it's being tape-recorded in real time are about 100%.

But I will remind you that making discernible terrorist threats is a crime, and that security cameras record facial features and license plates, which a halloween wig and sunglasses, public transportation, and half an hour reading spy-biz tradecraft from a Barnes and Noble book generally thwarts.

And don't, under any circumstances, send Arabic conversations containing key phrases to voicemail accounts at places like the Southern Poverty Propaganda Center, See B.S. Nudes, Handgun Disarmament International, or the American Criminal Liberties Union, on the weekends, or at 3AM, when no one's going to be there to answer their phones in person. Because sending the dung beetles to investigate terror cells among those groups would be...baaaaaaaad.

Don't do it! Never ever ever.

And while we're on the subject, don't Google half a dozen truly awesome German Enigma emulation websites, translate similar alert-word laden conversations from English into actual Enigma alphanumeric cipher groups in spy-approved blocks of 5 letters/numbers, and then text those coded messages back and forth between the burner phones either. Because you wouldn't want the NSA and DHS goons to waste their precious time cracking obsolete WWII-era encryption, and find a bunch of coded tweets revealing a massive imaginary conspiracy to do nothing but waste their time. So please, I'm begging you, don't do that.

The Reichsicherheitshauptamt told me, if I see something, say something.
But they didn't tell me what to say, so this is what I chose.

April Fools is too precious to only celebrate once a year. So don't do that.

Chaos, panic, disorder. Don't do that either. My work here is done.

They can't stop the signal. So let's absolutely not do that.

Dear Mr. Tyrant Asshole

No, No, NO!

You will not get away with pretending to mouth the words “I respect the Second Amendment” and in the same breath attempt to gut the very provision of self-defense it affirmed as an inalienable right of free people everywhere.

Trying to re-instate the asinine ban on “assault weapons” (which have actually been restricted since the NFA of 1934) by trying to take away the rights of free people to buy naughty-looking black plastic semi-automatic rifles and magazines holding more than 10 rounds, neither of which have anything to do with making us safer, just with disarming us in perpetuity, is the most egregious attempt to destroy freedom you’ve undertaken in 4 years in office, and that’s saying something, believe me.

Your unconstitutional unlawful decrees by fiat, known as “executive orders” are nothing but a vainglorious and grasping overreach for a power found nor authorized NOWHERE in the United States Constitution.

I will not abide by them. If Congress, in acts of irredeemable stupidity and treasonous co-conspiracy with you, attempts to usurp the rights of every American, they will only bear with you the guilt of being petty tyrants in their own right, and your minions in spirit and deed. Our Founding Fathers had a remedy for that, and should the congress decide that lawfully purchased and rightfully possessed weapons are within their purview to deny, they will deserve, with extreme prejudice, the exact treatment meted out to 700 British regulars one fine spring day in April over 237 years hence.

And for the record, @$$hole, even were you to repeal the entire Second Amendment tomorrow, with 435 House Votes, 100 Senate votes, a 9-0 affirmation by the Supreme Court, and the concurrence of all 50 state legislatures, it would affect Americans’ natural law, pre-existing, and inalienable rights to military-styled arms NOT ONE GODDAMNED WHIT. Being a professed “Constitutional scholar” in your shorter-than-your-memory span of law school teaching, you knew this before you flapped your piehole this morning.

But if you nonetheless seek to take away rights, and the concrete means to affirm those rights, from myself and every other American, you deserve the same remedy offered to King George III, and delivered at the business end of 8 years’ worth of “assault weapons” in the hands of formerly peaceable, law-abiding, and patriotic American colonists. And believe you me, I intend to do no less in service of the same end: liberty.

Before that eventuality, I’ll expend every bit of capital and energy I have to see your liberty-usurping offal defeated, in both houses of Congress, injucted and overruled in the courts, and ridiculed, derided, and ignored by every American I can reach in print, on the Internet, in meetings, and face-to-face, one-on-one, until the mere mention of your name causes people to spit to clear the bad taste after they mouth it. Your activities to date have given me a huge leg up in that respect, but this latest overreaching outrage should push the effort over the top, and make it a downhill coast to victory.

If and when your attempts are thwarted, you will remain no less a tyrannical jackass, and deserve no more respect, even for the office, than King George III deserved for holding his with such horrible intent and despotic action.

And should your horrible nonsense somehow squeak past those whose office is to prevent such puerile idiocy, I will similarly do everything in my power to undermine and overthrow it, its intent, and its champions.

I will learn metalworking, in order to manufacture and distribute as many high-capacity magazines as I find humanly possible to as many like-minded people as I can find. I will learn metal milling, and fabricate every part of every banned weapon I can, and likewise assemble and distribute them to as many patriotic citizens similarly unwilling to become subjects. I will do so 24/7/365, with no oversight, no paperwork, no taxes, and no compliance with or regard toward your petty grasping decrees in pursuit of expanding your malodorous and malignant regime.

And if anyone decides coming around to pick up whatever they think I own is a good idea, they’re fair targets. Not just that day, but every day, everywhere. Getting coffee, shopping, mowing the yard, whatever. And should so much as one person’s spouse, family, household, or premises anywhere and anytime, be in any way impacted by those efforts of thoughtless toadying minions, federal, state, county, or city, foolishly attempting to enforce your unlawful decrees, then likewise their families and properties are similarly fair targets. Ditto for every bureaucrat, secretary, clerk, judge, commissioner, down to the lowest janitor at the remotest outpost of your unlawful, tyrannical reign.

You’re going to get, I swear, Hear Me O God, exactly the sort of revolution you seek to foment, in numbers that will see you, in a just universe, impeached, if not swinging at the end of a gibbet after your unsuccessful defense for treason charges. If that’s too harsh, and they don’t like that, they can switch sides, publicly, and refuse to enforce your unlawful decrees, or simply quit their jobs. If you don’t like joining that sort of struggle, you can resign, and flee the country ahead of the posse. It’s not like it’d be the first time you found refuge in foreign lands.

So let’s be blisteringly clear: you want a revolution, you’re going to get it. You’ve just announced you want to march on Lexington. I’m here to tell you I’ll be meeting you there, and behind every wall and tree coming and going. Take one more step at your own peril. And pack a lunch, and bring  a lot of friends you won’t mind sacrificing. I’m well-armed and provisioned, and a damned good shot, as multiple tests in the service of this country allowed me to demonstrate with pleasure, and this is one of those things I’ll neither forgive nor forget. Because, you monumental foreign-born usurping ignoramus, I’m an actual American, and unlike you, I took MY oath to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution seriously, unlike you and your retard henchmen.

And the number of blood brothers I have out there are going to bring you to your knees, and your regime to its end, so help me God.

You WANT that fight?

Bring it.