Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Rhetorical Mastery: Genius Level

h/t Thomas Wispered
























Twelve word perfection, right there.

14 comments:

StarNinja said...

I say one rape is plenty for a dick cutting. Talk about 0% recidivism!

MMinLamesa said...

How many more mass shootings need to occur in gun free zones before you come to your fucking senses?

How come none of the 179 ISDs in Texas that allow properly trained school officials to CCW have ever had an incident?

They walk among us, seeming perfectly normal. Until they speak. I guess the last crazy notion I was disabused of was back in high school when I thought I could talk unfettered smack. Either you get hip to common sense or you don't.

The Gray Man said...

It wouldn't be 0%, since apparently just existing is enough to constitute rape.

StarNinja said...

It's hard being black :(

StarNinja said...

Patience. Give it a while. Teech will get drunk, or lose a little too much in the divorce or realize how fucking pointless it all is and then you'll have your incident.
Gun free zones don't work if the boundary is not another country or an ocean. It seems at this point it's all or nothing and we know all isn't an option. So now what?

Tactless Wookie said...

That "Pragress" idiot on Twatter seems to toss stupid noise like that out all the time. He seems to always end up with his hand slammed in a car door each time as well. Some dolts never learn.

Dan said...

Sadly many concepts....like irony and analogy....are too complex and difficult for the typical gun grabbing leftie to grasp. They emote their way through life unfettered by logic, fact or reality.

StarNinja said...

I remember when it was the Righties that needed therapy and the Lefties were morally evil. Strange how things change.

Anonymous said...

"I say one rape is plenty for a dick cutting. Talk about 0% recidivism!"

For the actual rapist, yes. But that wasn't the original point...


StarNinja said...

No, it was my point

George True said...

"Sadly many concepts... like irony and analogy... are too complex and difficult for the typical gun-grabbing leftie to grasp."

You said a mouthful there, brother. Reminds me of the film 'As Good as it Gets'. It was a gay-glorifying movie, but it had its moments. One of them was when the main character, a man who was a successful woman's romance novelist (played by Jack Nicholson) was asked by a female fan how he managed to portray a woman's thoughts and emotions so perfectly in his novels. He replied, "I think of a man...and then I take away reason and accountability".

That is a perfect descriptor of leftist thought process as well.

Anonymous said...

Ahh, another double scotch, "just show it the ice" from Aesop. Its the burn that makes it feel good.

Hold, Hoold, Hoooold.

MF

paul scott said...

And of course we ended the drug addiction, misuse problem by outlawing drugs.
No?' Oh that's right.

StarNinja said...

I think the word you're looking for is control. Controlled substances, control of distribution and sales. Control. Control. Con. Trol. Control is what didn't work. Unlike alcohol, outlawing guns might have an effect. People can't make guns in their bathtub, after all. Or, at least, they couldn't before some cunt with a computer posted plans to 3D print them. Oh well!