Showing posts with label More cowbell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label More cowbell. Show all posts

Thursday, March 30, 2023

Head Nitwit Prosecuting Baldwin Bails Out Of Case








Oh dear, we are in trouble.

So, the idiot in charge of pushing this farce into being is suddenly "too busy" with drunk driving cases and dogs pooping in the park to handle the manslaughter trial that promises to end her career, legally and politically. Well-played, Madame Defarge.

In other comedy news, a judge granted criminally incompetent defendant Reed permission to keep a gun at her house(!), after prosecutors forgot to redact her personal information from released documents, subjecting her to death threats pending trial.

Way to go, Albuquerque [mea culpa] Santa Fe D.A. Nitwit! Getting the trial court to okay handing the foremost accused criminal in a manslaughter case a gun has to be a new record for absolute boundless legal incompetence. It turns out it's not the law that's an ass, it's just certain lawyers.

This is what happens when you hire your prosecutors from Elmer's A-1 Law School, Beautician, and Horseshoeing Academy.

If they're still short prosecutors, maybe somebody should tell them Marcia Clarke and Elaine Bredehoft are both available on an ad hoc basis.

At this rate, by the time the trial is over, Baldwin will be the chief weapons instructor for the NM State Police, if not the governor of New Mexico.

Would the last prosecutor in New Mexico leaving this recockulous case please turn out the lights?

Saturday, November 7, 2020

Vote Harder?




Let's see if Justice Alito's shot across the bow starts to stem the tide of fraud.
We hope it marks the penultimate signal that the Communist Party is over in this nation.

But if not, if rabid dogs cannot be reasoned with, we stand ready to vote harder next time.
We invite the Criminal Party to harvest all of those ballots they'd like.






















I think due to the endless waiting for justice to roll down like waters, for decades, I've got a fever.

And the only cure is more cowbell.