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Why Are Wheels Falling Off Boeing Aircrafts?[sic]

For the same reason Newsweek headlines are grammatically retarded:

Both outfits valued DIE Diversity Beans over functional competence, and neither AI nor Laqueesha can read, write, or spell at even a second grade level, and the same diversity beans at both places are too lazy and stupid to look up how to do their jobs better (by which we mean "at all").

Note for the Newsweak (not a typo) functional retards:

The plural of "aircraft" is "aircraft". Not "aircrafts".

People whose first language is English get this. People whose first language is Ebonics, not so much.

It's a measure of how far we've fallen that part of me is happy the headline wasn't

"Why de wheels be fallin' off dem planes, yo?"

Senator Sloth Goes To Washington

h/t WRSA

Not everyone is saddened by this election news:

FFS, Can Someone Please Throw A Net Over This Dodderingly Crippled Man?

If this is new, he's having a stroke on live TV.
If it's not new, he needs seatbelts on his chair,
and to be put in the nearest Alzheimer's clinic immediately.
He's entirely lost his mind, and he didn't start
with much to begin with.

It's time to admit what was obvious in 2019: He's so blisteringly mentally incompetent, even the Enemedia entirely on his side cannot cover it up anymore:

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1483959594229587969?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1483959594229587969%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fmoonbattery.com%2F

If he was put on a mental health hold, he couldn't pass a basic exam to determine competency to self-function, and he'd be placed on a mandatory conservatorship.

Stevie Wonder can see Biden's fulminant and raging senility, even from space. At night.

If the entire Cabinet was replaced with kids with Down's Syndrome, besides the immediate improvement in government functioning, they'd put a blanket over Gropey Dopey, and usher him to a waiting wheelchair for a one-way ride to Pudding Pop Acres. For the rest of his life.

This is the same witless senile fool who explained that with an electric car, you could drive from coast to coast on a single tank of gas(!). Automotive engineers are speechless.

This is brutally painful to see, and simultaneously frightening, especially if you ponder the phrases "international relations"

 and "nuclear launch codes".