Dear Cultural Enrichers

 

We read the opinion lately from certain quarters that you think you'd like to treat whites in America like they're being treated now in Zimbabwe, and whatever South Africa eventually calls itself when the smoke clears.

Since those of you ascribing to BurnLootMurder are all mostly not even Common Core grads, just Common Core dropouts, we feel it is the White Man's Burden to explain to you, like the illiterate tribal children most of you apparently are, why exactly it was that MLK et al went with Gandhian non-violence as the only way out of Jim Crow, back 60 years ago, when it actually existed in the US.

It's because, unlike you, they'd passed 4th grade math. 

And they didn't want to be slaughtered.

Sorry to be so harsh, and hurt your pwecious feeeeeeeeewings, Snowflakes, but there it is.

You're outnumbered about 7:1. Not the other way around.

IOW, something like this:

Except you'll be in the middle, with spears, and White America will be in ranks, on the outside, with most of the guns.

And they'll have waaaaaaay more than three ranks.

You, quite simply, do not. Even if we throw all your guilt-ridden dupes and fellow travelers into your side of the equation, you're over in about a week, and even if you take the other side out at 2:1, at the end of the day, they're 100% of what's left afterwards, and you're extinct. Forever. Never to return.

You'll be missed like snow on a summer's day, I assure you.

So maybe go back to whatever it is you did before you became professional victims of imaginary racism. Because nobody white alive in this country ever owned slaves (and that statement has been true for most of a century), and none of you, nor even any of your grandparents, ever picked any cotton on a white Southern plantation. You've had two full generations who could vote, hold office, and do anything you wished. So get over yourselves, and learn to compete in a fair market, or die. We're tired of listening to your entitled bitching, and even more tired of your delusional excuses for why you can't hack it on a level playing field, no matter how many steps up we give you at the starting line. Learn to pull your own weight here, or hop a flight to Africa.

If you did the latter, the mean IQ on both continents would improve.

But if, knowing the mathematical reality, you still want to volunteer to be the butt of the joke, go ahead on.

It's Not White Supremacy When We Do It

h/t Mike

Princess Castro and friend "Kleagle" keeping it real for their oppressed white homies.



As Crown Princess of Communism and poster child for why Puerto Rico should have been given independence and cut loose 20 years ago, congressional candidate and professional gadfly nothingburger Loopy Estupida-Tonto was spotted sending out coded hatespeech to her brothers-from-another-mother over at Stormfront on a WPO ("White People Only") flight winging her from a pig picking hoedown and klan rally back to La Guardia airport this week.
She'd apparently only dropped in on her way back from getting tips on graft, corruption, and incompetence from the mayor of San Juan PR, and apologizing personally for calling her adopted sort-of-homeland that she's never lived in a bunch of genetic retards, in her remarks earlier this summer, after winning her slam-dunk primary with nearly 7% of the registered vote.

A spokeshole for the United States Coast Tards stated that "As far as we know, she's never been a member of the Coast Tards, but if she was, we'd totally have thrown her out for this."

Her congressional campaign office refused comment, nor could they provide any explanation for why it was necessary for a never-elected unemployed former cocktail waitress to be jetting around, when, at last look, her entire potential district could be visited using nothing more high tech than subway tokens and a taxicab. And the requisite sizeable security detail.

They did deny that she had ever participated in any cross burnings, claiming "Those pictures were photoshopped!" and vehemently denied allegations that she had tried "passing for white", in the expensive suburb she was raised in, so that she wouldn't have to attend public school in the shithole neighborhood her parents clawed their way out of diverse neighborhoods that she now hopes to loot, pilfer, exploit for cheap political theater, shake down, and totally shaft represent in Congress, after party bosses in the 98% Democrat district finish filling out all the absentee ballots from party faithful, comatose in convalescent hospitals, or enjoying peaceful slumber in the surrounding cemeteries, and giving her the 112% victory margin that's she's expected to receive in the upcoming mid-term.

Speaking off the record, a number of her campaign staffers pointed out that the Democrat party enjoys a long tradition of having a "big tent", including "re-electing KKK members to history-making endless terms in the House and Senate, being the driving force behind starting the Civil War, maintaining slavery, enacting Jim Crow laws after Reconstruction, and turning police attack dogs and fire hoses on pushy busybody Jew and uppity colored hooligans during the Civil Rights Era, and finally, enacting enervating and family-destroying welfare programs and affirmative action quotas in return for their voting bloc, in order to destroy the black family for multiple generations, and handicap them all as nothing but under-educated malcontent grievance-mongers in perpetuity. Because otherwise, we'd have lost every election since 1932, instead of creating a permanent racial underclass to vote for a living, instead of working for a living, like those racist Republicans wanted."

Reading from her teleprompter, Ms. Mestizo Salmagundi-Cracker also reminded her potential voters that "After all, Martin Luther King wasn't just a negro, he was a Republican negro, which was why both LBJ and FBI Director-For-Life J. Edgar Hoover investigated and wiretapped him illegally him for twenty years. White Power and keeping those jigaboos down on the plantation isn't just something we do, it's who we are."

They then asked us to let Democrats know that they really need the party faithful to do their job, and show up this November, so their ballots can be harvested from the urban vote plantation that is the Democrat Party's most reliable source of unearned moral superiority, and suckers selling votes for welfare political support in her combat zone Turd-World shithole vibrant and diverse beacon of cosmopolitan life in her multicultural metropolis.

So, Apparently Wakanda Is Only Real In Comic Books...?

h/t Silicon Graybeard and Daily Timewaster

Nota bene that among the 12 1/2 elements listed as "known to ancients" on that version of the Periodic Table of Elements, we find included among them carbon, iron, lead, copper, silver, gold, tin, arsenic, mercury, and sulfur (sodium, given the abbreviation for natrium referred to sea salt, which is Sodium Chloride (NaCl), so really, the ancients still hadn't parsed out that natrium was a compound, not an element).

This is why history is oppressive to fake narratives of reality: facts are stubborn things, especially when they reveal the utter bankruptcy of most of the world in regards to science, math, or absolute discovery. This is also why only one cultural tradition has universities and laboratories, and most others' pinnacles have stone altars for cutting people's hearts out, and/or sacrificing virgins to the volcano gods. When they didn't just eat you.

Proof, if you needed it, that "Racism!" is, in nearly 99.9% of cases, merely the cry of those perennially not good enough protesting the winners of humanity's lottery of achievement.
It's also much easier than taking and passing a chemistry course, let alone getting a Ph.D. and advancing the frontiers of science, which is the only way to compete in the game. Even in the NFL and NBA, they still don't give championship trophies to beer-swilling fans in the stands. Ever.

Once again, dead white males FTW.

 

BONUS: Follow-on story.