Indict The Leading Opposition Candidate: Oh Please! Oh Please!

 

Dumbocrats Wonder: What could possibly go wrong?

One Good Turn Deserves Another

Monday, Borepatch posted the above fantastic, epic, and soon-to-be-classic meme-poem.

Hold my beer, Dr. Seuss and ChatGPT.

Today, I told him that if he (or anyone else, for that matter) ever prints that in book form with proper Seussian illustrations, I'll take a case.

Why, you may ask?

A Polite Society

 Seems Antifatards think the rural countryside will be easier pickings...

Word to your mother:

Stay in the blue hives, soy boys. Or FAFO.

This Is What Passes For Russian Fair-Mindedness

 

Moscow is calling for the return of its historic settlements in Alaska and California, demanding the US hand over the former settlements, as Russia continues displaying signs of increasing bullishness regarding the prospect of total victory in Ukraine.

A member of Putin's parliament in Moscow outlined the plan for reclaiming the settlements in Alaska and California, claiming they will be due after the “demilitarization” of Ukraine is complete.

Moscow’s TV pundits and show hosts have also begun endorsing the idea of publicly hanging Ukrainians who are standing against Russia — something the Kremlin has reportedly already mulled.

Those of you out there still slurping chocolate yogurt straight from the tap in Putin's ass, feel free to explain how reasonable this sounds to you, and why we should give it a fair hearing, in Comments.

Then explain to the class how we are the ones seeking to escalate this conflict.

Meanwhile, things are going so well for Russia, Putin reportedly did a mass 1000-person replacement of his personal staff, and now uses food tasters for all his meals.

But of course, no one would ever poison a Russian leader.

Lemme Get This Straight, DNC...