The Leftards Have A Cunning Plan

I Told Ya So

Democrat voter turnout in Charcoal Hills, formerly known as Pacific Palisades,
 expected to decrease by 98.4% for next decade. Pisser, huh?

Homeless cause 14,000 Fires per year in L.A. County

Insurance companies dropped coverage because Califrutopia is a massive clusterfuck

authorities drained reservoirs in fire areas for a year despite two record wet seasons, which was why hydrants had no water

Billion$$ unspent: Gov. Moonbeam and Gabbin' Nuisance haven't built a new reservoir in CA in 50 years, as population doubled, and billions of gallons of rain and snowmelt flow out to sea year after year

UPDATE: And (h/t WRSA) all of the above in one Tucker Carlson podcast:

And all this nonsense was voted in and funded lavishly by the millionaire Leftard lunatics in West L.A., which runs about as Democrat as NYFC not counting Staten Island.

I repeat for emphasis:

Stop dropping water on those neighborhoods. Swap it out for napalm and aviation gasoline, and solve this problem for a century or more. Make Stupid Painful Again.

Murderous Leftist Shoots Self In Dick! Hilarity Follows!

Also 2 Job Losses, 1 Firing, and 1 Fleeing For His Life. Huzzah!

Pointing a shotgun at your genitalia, firing, reloading, and firing again, is never a good idea.

But we're talking about Matt Croyle, who's probably been putting the "tard" in "Libtard" for pretty much his entire adult life.

What are we talking about?

"In the age of social media, a single post can alter lives in an instant. This was the harsh reality for Matt Croyle, a resident of Oil City, and until recently, the city's First Ward Constable.

Croyle's now-infamous X post on July 3rd has not only gone viral, but he says has also cost him his job, his civic role, and potentially his place in his hometown.

Dulce et decorum est. 

O frabjous day! Callou! Callay!

File this communist shit's whinging under Boo frickin' hoo.

The post, intended to express his fear of increasing political extremism and the potential for civil conflict, he says, was immediately met with backlash and went viral, amplified by influential figures on the platform.

Nice try, lying shitbags, but it was multiple posts, including hoping "some pissed-off left-wing whackadoodle" took pot shots at a former president and current presidential front-runner, while advocating the murder of every one of his supporters as necessary.

There was no "fear of increasing political extremism", Gavin Fish, you mendacious communist twatwaffle, your fellow bomb-thrower Croyle was throwing molotov cocktails onto the bonfire of political extremism, and only a lying sack of shit with the same belief system could characterize his delusional rants as anything but inflammatory incitement to murder on a nationwide scale. 

In the controversy's wake, Croyle posted an open letter to the community, attempting to clarify his intentions and address the fallout.

"I did not, and would not, advocate for the killing of, or threaten, anyone. Period." he wrote.

Yes, in fact, crocodile-teary Croyle did issue the above bald-faced lies, to no one's surprise, and convincing absolutely no one. He also advocated that people should commit mass murder on a antionwide scale over political beliefs, as most communist pig traitors do. Douchebadges gonna douchbadge, and Leftard lying mediaholes gonna be Leftard lying mediaholes. I'm surprised Fish could type this twaddle with his tongue so far up Croyle's asshole, but apparently he's flexible both morally and physically.

Croyle admitted he made a mistake when he made his post.

"That was a huge mistake on my part because I'm the least scary person in the world. I am not violent by any means. I don't want anything to do with violence. If that hypothetical situation that I was talking about were to ever happen, I would literally leave the country," he stated.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, says the Bullshit Artist caught with his social media pants around his ankles. He just wanted to let everyone else know that they should "kill their friends and family members who support Trump". But Mattie-poo had no intention of doing any such thing, because he's so fragile, and gentle, and peaceful. Matt Croyle is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've known in my life.

And totally full of nothing but shit, from the soles of his feet to the crown of his empty head.

And after (gasp!) Matt the Terrorist got caught expressing exactly the criminal terroristic threats he couldn't help but post, what happened?

Following the backlash, Croyle said he deleted his X and Facebook accounts and went into hiding to protect himself and his loved ones.

"It's just beyond my comprehension. My initial instinct was to protect myself and anybody else I care about. And that was the reasoning for disappearing online."

In short, Croyle admits he was too fucking stupid to know that hoping for a political assassination that would probably trigger open civil war, and openly calling for the outright murder of 80M-90M Americans was liable to get him punched in the mouth, or worse, especially while living in a town with a population of under 10,000 people, in a majority-Republican county. Until he suddenly figured it out, just about the time the local fuzz, the state police, and the Secret Service all came calling to talk about his fever dreams of assassination and mass murder, helpfully posted online for the whole world to see.

Croyle said his post, and the subsequent fallout, led to his resignation from his position as constable.

Yeah, criminal investigations of terrorist threats by badged and sworn officers of the state tend to have that kind of fallout.

"I did not want the county to have any kind of fallout, or backlash, about me being an elected official," he explained.

He also didn't want to face a grand jury over those statements, and pull three to five years in a PA or federal prison.

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FOR ENQUIRING MINDS:

BTW, in the so-called 2023 election Croyle allegedly "won", there were no candidates filed, and Croyle received exactly one (1) write-in vote - HIS OWN, presumably - (out of 15 such). I'm not making that up: see page 21 of Vanango County Election Reports for yourself. Kind of makes one wonder how Croyle was [s]elected, with a 12-way tie, do'n'it? 

And why, praytell, nobody else wrote him in. No adult relatives?? No friends? He could have been the clear winner if he'd gotten just one more legal vote. Anyone else smell fish here? 

Somebody want to call Hannity? Glenn Beck? Just wondering...

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His desire to protect the integrity of elections had driven him to run for constable, he said, rather than a desire to work in law enforcement.

He said he also lost his job at a local non-profit.

All together now: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww, what a terrible shame!" You psychotic piece of shit. Hopefully you have to flee to worker's paradises like Cuba or Venezuela for the rest of your miserable life, too, and get the shit kicked out of you there, for good measure.

And save your gas, Matt: we've seen what Democommunists think are "free and fair" elections in PA. 

Were you going to bring your own Black Panther thugs to the polling stations, or do they provide them for you when you call? And will you be able to sell the posterboard and plywood you had stockpiled for those 3AM vote counts behind blacked out windows, 

or is that going to be a sunk cost you can't recover? Maybe you can sell them to Pantifa, to use as shields and signs at their next riot.

So Criminal Croyle is now no longer even a Keystone Kop Konstable, one step ahead of the criminal indictments, and also fired from some other leftist non-profit that doesn't want any of the heat - or crazy - Matt brings wherever he walks now. And he's in hiding(!). Sounds like he got off lightly.

This couldn't have happened to a more deserving Leftard murderous piece of shit. And his caterwauling and pants-pissing self-pity party about gravity working is going to have us laughing all the way to end of the year.

Word to your mother, Matt: You live in a 58% [R]epublican county. The kind of PA county that produced guys like the ones we saw in The Deer Hunter. So you'd best be looking over your shoulder pretty much every day until you die. You took the mask off, asshole. We know what you're about. Maybe some perfectly sensible, clever, rational, right-wing Everyday Joe may decide PA doesn't need your kind anymore.

Perhaps you'd best look into a plane ticket to Havana. I don't think you have much future in Oil City any more. And it only took you telling the truth about your hopes and dreams, and seven days in America, to get us there.

How great is that, America!

This blog takes great pleasure (when the laughter dies down) in presenting Matt Croyle, formerly of Oil City PA the well-deserved award of the FAFO Medal, for incredible stupidity and mendacity in public. We give you sincere congratulations on your first award, Matt, and express our heartfelt desire that you earn a second award very soon, hopefully with a gold star denoting posthumous recognition.

We're extremely happy about any part we played in exposing you and bringing about your current situation, and only wish we could've done more. Because you richly deserve everything you've gotten, and everything that follows, plus oh so much more.

Oh, and Moldylocks says "Hi."

We leave shitbag Croyle and the online jackhole giving him the linked and quoted oh-so-sad ceremonial tongue bath with but one more happy thought as consolation for all the violence they keep wistfully and witlessly egging on, as if they're somehow both invisible and bulletproof:

Leftards: You're not going to get what you like,
and you're not going to like what you get.

Cheer Up, Leftards

Say When

It's entirely unsurprising and well within their baseline character to see the abysmal performance of Emperor Poopypants when held up to the light, induce in them this sort of feces-flinging pure rage.

The won't get what they like, and they won't like what they get.

You Might Want To Take Notes

Everybody who's ever had to take a fire safety class knows about the Fire Triangle:

Air, Heat, and Fuel. Any attack on one or more items puts out a fire.

People in the .Mil and civilian occupations have seen "Break The Chain" posters and lectures, noting that it is rarely one thing, but usually an unbroken string of bad or stupid things, that lead to a total disaster. Breaking one link "breaks the chain", and the disaster doesn't happen.

At its simplest, there's the template to every episode of Rescue 9-1-1 back in the day.

Implacable forces of nature + Human stupidity = drama and pathos.

Get rid of either one, and your stupidity wasn't featured on one of their episodes.

The root lesson, and the one I was hinting at in this previous post, is that folks should stop worrying about the current shenanigans on college campuses (or any future sort of Leftard tomfoolery and jackassery) like a serious problem, and start looking at them from a military perspective.

Meaning every event like that runs on several non-negotiable things:

Personnel

Intelligence

Training and Operations

Logistics

Communications

Attack one or more of those things, in any field of endeavor, and the enemy's plan fails, along a spectrum from tactical to strategic.

People: those are already there, but that's a blessing and a curse. People need water, food, rest, and sanitation.

Intelligence: They need to know what's going on beyond their personal horizon.

Training: If they haven't been trained for everything, there are weaknesses to exploit.

Operations: Thwart their mission, disrupt their activities, and their failure is assured.

Logistics: Anything they don't have in their pockets, needs to be prevented from reaching them, or prevented from working as designed.

Communications: Internal, and external. Jam it, cut it, delay it, or any combination, which all degrade their chances of accomplishing anything useful.

The more of those things you do, the more you degrade morale.

Which makes people question or ignore their leaders.

Which saps commitment.

Which undermines everything they attempt.

So all the things I whimsically suggested, and many more, could all be used (should all be used!) by whomever, to let these bumpkins and Useful Idiots know they're playing checkers in a world full of chess grand masters.

Block food and water, and that crowd will dwindle to nothing in about 2 days. Jesus will not be multiplying loaves and fishes, and if they didn't bring it, and can't get it, they won't be eating it.

Deny them rest, and they'll lose their minds in a couple of days. Literally.

Deny sanitary facilities, and it'll turn into a mass health crisis in the same amount of time.

Those sites are running on cell phones. Which run from helpfully obvious towers. Be a real bummer if someone dropped a soda can full of iron oxide and magnesium shavings on top of the control boxes, which somehow caught fire, and took those towers relays out for a few days, wouldn't it?

They lose contact, media access, communications, cohesion, everything.

Legacy media have satellite uplinks from their trucks, but the schmucks in the tent cities? They're deaf, dumb, blind, and stupid.

People could also get their hands on portable all-band cell phone jammers, stuff a few into backpacks, and wander nearby, creating the same effect. Someone might even plop a few into fake A/C units, with solar panels, on rooftops, and just let them run, for the same benefit. No cell, wifi, or any other nonsense. By the time they could be pinpointed and ID'ed, the event would be over. You could even set them to run at different times, in rotation, making DFing them more problematic. Serious HAMs could do it, but the yokels running that show? They'd be bumfuzzled.

Beavis and Butthead are using VHF, UHF, FRS, or CB? Selectively jam them. Let other communiques out. Gather intel. Spoof them with bogus messages. Pretend to be them, and issue retarded and embarrassing manifestos and messages, which will most assuredly be heard and disseminated, and now they're on the defensive having to deny things they never said, which go viral on all media outside their enclaves.

Anyone nearby could gin up totally bogus "protestor" videos too, and dump them onto YouTube and X. Comedy gold is where you mine it. Remember Churchill's line: "A lie will get halfway around the world, before the Truth has gotten its boots on." Use that reality to your advantage.

Simply suss out all the things underpinning those activities they're undertaking, and seek to take them apart one by one, until their whole effort is one giant clusterfuck.

Nobody has to do all of them. Pick one, and go wild on it. Be the chaos and friction Von Clausewitz warned military leaders about.

The other side aren't all that well-organized, so it isn't going to be that hard.

BONUS RESULT: Some day, when you're the G, operating operationally, you'll know all the ways your plans can be monkeywrenched, so you'll be fore-armed at thinking of alternate, contingency, and emergency methods to unscrew any attempts to screw with your efforts, come the day.

Both of which make your enemies look ridiculous, and lead to them being ridiculed.

"And then, kick them in the balls!"

 - Captain William Fairbairn's concluding remarks, after each and every dirty move he taught commandos in hand-to-hand combat during WWII.

Pratchett's Law Of Thermodynamics

What They Voted For - Good And Hard

h/t wirecutter

Unintended Consequences

Move along. Nothing to see here.

Woke Translator Activated

 h/t Odd Job

Not so pretty when you deconstruct it.

DLTDHYITAOYWO

Details

Slow Learners...

 h/t althouse

You'd think Leftarded idiots would have twigged to this clue after the
 first 50 years' abortive (you should pardon the pun) attempt

"Following the decision to overturn Roe, 59% of voters think Congress should pass a law legalizing abortion." Because they're both idiots and entitled twats, apparently.

This is what happens when schools graduate functional legal retards for 50 years with respect to basic government functions, and how the Constitution works.

If Congress made any such attempt, based on the current ruling, such law would necessarily be ruled unconstitutional (which it would, in fact, be) and an arrogation of one of those rights "reserved to the states, or the people", by black-letter Constitutional edict. It wouldn't even make it to the printers before it was declared moot, null, and void.

Congress can walk away from this land mine {and they will, except when they're sure it will fail outright, so they can throw red meat to their frothing base(s) without actually owning their choices], or they can attempt to pass a Constitutional amendment, but what SCOTUS has explicitly said they cannot do, just as SCOTUS itself could not do, is make or rule any such thing.

It's quite literally beyond the scope of Congress' business, and any such attempt would be stayed/injuncted/overturned within hours, and then formally if necessary, with all the judicial trimmings.

The states' legislatures may do so individually at their leisure.

They may also vote to do just the opposite, i.e. ban all abortion within their boundaries.

The Congress may not do either one.

And it doesn't matter what 59% of the people overall think. Or even 99%.

Individual rights are not decided by polls.

That was the entire basis for overturning Roe in the first place; it invented out of whole cloth a "right" that is no such thing, and attempted to pass, via judicial overreaching fiat, an imaginary right.

SCOTUS killed that stupid idea for some good time last Friday, with a coat hanger right through its head.

So lobby your state's reps one way or the other, and be done with it, or pass a Constitutional amendment, and try to get enough states on board (3/4ths, i.e 38, which means any 13 states can ban national abortion in perpetuity, and legislatively nullify that attempt forever. If you want to get that passed in 13 states - and you'd get that by next Wednesday for the mere attempt - this is exactly the way to make it happen...) with that to ratify it.

There's no third way, and that's precisely what frustrates the lunatic Left so much: they know they haven't got the votes for that, and never will for any foreseeable future span.

Like Prohibition of alcohol, we tried it the stupid way once, and we won't be doing it again any time in the next few centuries. So use other means of contraception, put on a condom, or try crossing your legs. If only for the novelty of the concept.

But as Sheriff Will Teasle perspicaciously warned people in First Blood, the path of attempting to arrogate rights to the federal government which do not exist under the Constitution leads through Hell.

Truer words...

A Polite Society

 Seems Antifatards think the rural countryside will be easier pickings...

Word to your mother:

Stay in the blue hives, soy boys. Or FAFO.

9mm Lungblower

h/t cirsova@twatter and Borepatch

So, You Want To Steal Elections?

If the courts fumble this (and they're the last hope before bullets start flying, unless any of you plan on surrendering, and resolve to taste bad when thrown to the lions), you're going to see the Right do some serious politicking, and you're going to find out precisely what those "other means" look like. In living color.

And let's don't have any yappy little bitches, nor the Leftards who set The Big Steal in motion, start yipping and pissing themselves about "destroying the republic". That was a fait accompli when all those phony ballots started getting dumped into the hoppers.

That was the Rubicon, and they plunged into it, and across, long since. The last vestige of the republic was strangled on November 4th, in its sleep.

They're going to find out what happens next. It will not be a peaceful transition of power. Ask Caesar and Brutus and Mark Antony how that worked out for them personally.

I leave our would-be communist overlords at the DNC to ponder their ultimate fate, in light of those famous last words of the Ceauçescus one fine sunny day:

{Update: With Dominion executives ducking hearings with PA representatives, and Cobb County GA officials shredding ballots ahead of a statewide audit and multiple court cases, I think it's pretty clear that the individuals and groups responsible have made their choice, and want to see whether or not they'll be stood up against a wall.

I'm prejudiced, but I think we should totally accommodate their wishes on that. ASAP.}

Call Their Bluff, Yertle

Now, the slapdash half-assed and fullashit shampeachment will not be forwarded to the Senate, and the House has adjourned until next year.

Some folks are worried this could slide out from under us.

I'm not.

If they stage a successful coup, it will simply be time to shoot the bastards, and no more fucking around wondering about when it's time. (Claire Wolfe, call your office...)

At that point, it ain't about Trump, it's about not tolerating living in a banana republic dictatorship.
Open season, no bag limit, screw the regs.

Say "when".

They want to play for blood, they're going to find a lot of folks who'll be their Huckleberry.
Let's see if they really want to open that ball.

But it all becomes moot if Senate Majority Leader Yertle McTurtle simply states,

"Since the House refuses to send forward any notification of impeachment in a timely manner, we hereby consider the entire baseless process null and void, and serve notice that we consider the matter closed to further consideration. If the Speaker is so uncertain the House's action passes the basic fairness test, and meets normal standards of jurisprudence, we consider that no impeachment has been duly enacted by that body. If the House decides to do this all over again, from scratch, and this time they can find a shred of evidence for any of their charges that actually exist in U.S. Code, and an actual bona fide crime, and allows confrontation of witnesses and cross examination by the minority as well as the majority, and observes other basic and fundamental rules of American jurisprudence, the Senate may be inclined to take notice of an actual bill of impeachment that passes the standard set forth in the United States Constitution at that time, should the House return to the rule of law; but in an election year, we're liable to be awfully busy. All in favor, say 'Aye'. Motion passes. Senate adjourned."

If he did that, and called Nancy Alzheimers' bluff,
1) he'd win the argument
2) the Leftards' heads would explode
3) The House would shift right by 50 seats
4) rank and file Democrats would march on their leadership and set them on fire, alive
5) right after Pres. Trump carried 45 states next November
6) popcorn stocks would go through the roof

Bring it.

I Could Watch These All Day Long

Exactly as we've told you:
Antifa, one-on-one, is a bunch of fuck-ups and pussies venturing out of mommy's basement.

They're only dangerous in a mob, picking on women, kids, and old people.
(And for some values of "old people", the Antifa-tards should make out their will and carry health insurance before they try this, too. Some old folks will cut to the chase, simply shoot your ass, and laugh about it the entire way home.)

This is what it's going to take to make them re-think their stupid games. This attention whore got off lucky; he's still conscious, and has his teeth. He should've gotten curb-stomped too, and been eating through a tube for a month. It would have been educational.

But some of the Leftards with some small grasp of the obvious are starting to figure out that there may be some wee consequences to their endless communist agitations and provocations.

He's wrong on two major points though:

1) They're not going to take President Trump down.
2) If they somehow did, legislators won't be the only ones on the menu, Snowflake. ;)

"Common Sense" Gun Control Isn't

h/t It Ain't Holy Water

Anchoring The Far Left Corner Of The Bell Curve

cf.: Lenin: "useful idiots".

The Antifatards serve a purpose:
now you know what happened to those fetal alcohol kids in school who ate paint chips and all the craft time paste.

But "harder to turn popular opinion against us"...?

Dudes, that train left the station years ago.

Unless you've got a flying Cortina, you morons will never get to Hogwarts.

Liberal Logic Is An Oxymoron

Taliban kills 14, wounds over 100 in Kabul suicide bombing

No problem.
Just declare Kabul an IED-Free Zone, require a full background check for purchasing Semtex, and pass a ban on suicide bombing, and that should fix it immediately, and forever.

Right, Democrats?