From commenter Mark D, the following offering:
I'm just gonna drop this here, do with it what you will, I'll make popcorn.
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I still don't believe this is a real and legit post.
Judge for yourself.
Much more likely someone trolling at the Sacha Baron Cohen level of game.
But if it is legit, we can probably write off any hope of holding control of the gun section at Toys-R-Us, unless we send a rabid six-year-old girl to kick this fat f***er's ass.
The only thing this sorry shitstain could drop from 500 yards would be a jelly donut, if he leapt on it out of a plane at 1500' AGL.
And I think beyond a reasonable doubt we now have a picture of the actual C.O. of the Phoenix John Brown Redneck Posse.
Apparently, the Revolution will be arriving on a short bus, and this guy could tell you what the windows taste like.
Now pardon me while I go change my shorts from laughing so hard I had an accident.