A Worthy Cause

 

PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE, OR WE WILL KEEP YOUR MONEY

That'll Be The Day

 h/t Pirates Cove

Chicago Considers City-Owned Grocery Stores To Replace Those Which Closed Because Of Crime

We rate this as highly unlikely.

Mainly because we cannot conceive of any government sitting still for deliberately creating an opportunity for you to steal from them, instead of the other way around.

BOLO

 

Color Me Shocked

Two days after the polls have closed, Democratic election officials in AZ and FL have "suddenly discovered" thousands of uncounted ballots, putting their candidates in both states over the finish line.

Like they've tried every time since 1960, when the Daley Chicago Democrat crime syndicate "elected" JFK.

It's not the obviousness of the tactic that annoys, it's the brazen stupidity of doing it again and again and again, and the fecklessness of the GOP in rolling over for it.

There is a simple solution: Bitch McConjob and the GOP caucus in the Senate votes to not accept the results of either election, as inherently tainted and suspect, refuse to seat either nominal electee, and force both states to do the whole thing all over again, with the original cast, and a cast of tens of thousands of lawyers from both sides watching the entire process, top to bottom, including purple thumbprints if necessary.

Otherwise this horseshit will continue endlessly, and doubtless next week ChuckU Schumer, Dianne Fineswine, and Kamala Hairass will "discover" extra US senators formerly living under the Capitol stairs, and declare that the vote on Kavanaugh was actually 67-51 to deny, and they'll do it with straight faces.