Showing posts with label FUBAR. Show all posts
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Sunday, March 20, 2022

This Is Why They're Called "Bullet Magnets"

 


A piece of drone video ostensibly from Ukrainian forces in or around Mariupol. Date unknown.

Spoiler alert: GRAPHIC. And things don't go well for the Russian tank crew.

0:08-0:15 Ivan Tankovich tooling around Mariupol. (I leave it for armor aficionados to ID it as a T-whatever.)

0:16 First round hits them in the rear (engine) compartment. Not any kind of a kill, but they stop in a moment or two. How bad an idea this is becomes apparent momentarily.

0:20 Second impact, again in the left rear half of the tank. But still not a kill, as they are able to reverse briefly, and the turret slews left looking for something to shoot back at. But they're still in the fight, for a moment. They just don't know where or with who. UPDATE: As noted in Comments, backing up reveals that their left tread is no longer a continuous thing, and self deploys off the road wheels as they reverse. They're now a mobility kill: Can shoot? Yes; Drive? No. Bad juju for tankers, as a general rule, esp. under fire. {cf. sitting duck}

0:38 Third hit, this time on the right main turret/turret ring. This is when shit gets real. You know this for two reasons: You can see a flash of flame from the loader's hatch to the left of the top turret. You also see smoke evacuate out the muzzle of the main gun. That last round penetrated into the crew compartment, hard enough to go off inside, and blow the gasses through the open breech and out the barrel. The commander (sitting on the impact side) is probably splattered on the inside of the turret and his co-workers at this point.

0:43 Either the loader (unless they have an autoloader) or the gunner opens the loader's hatch on the right side of the tank. Someone (or someones) in the turret are still alive, and trying to GTFO.

0:45 The driver, in front of the turret on the hull, makes the same executive decision: Abandon tank. The tank is dead.

0:48 Coup-de-grace: Final hit, to the rear turret bustle. This is where the tank's main gun ammo is stowed. All that rapidly billowing smoke is probably the propellant and/or warhead on at least one round brewing up. Which is kinda bad for anyone who was in the main turret compartment. As gravity will make apparent in a few seconds. You can see several things blown upward out of frame.

0:59 The driver, who successfully un-assed his little coffin up front before the last blast inside, can be seen trying to flip and flop his way off the front of the hull. He makes it to the street, shaken, but still functional, and tries to depart at bottom center to the side of the road. The body of the gunner is seen on the ground by the turn arrow to the left of the tank. He's dead, to a 99% certainty.

1:04 Another round (#5) impacts about 10m from the driver on the street.

1:14 When the smoke clears, the driver is down on his belly at center bottom, possibly/probably not only shaken, but now almost certainly pretty fucked up by shrapnel from the street impact. He can be seen trying to side crawl along to keep moving away from his dead tank as the view shifts downward, for the next few seconds.

1:26 [SQEAMISH ALERT] What lands on the road near the double center line behind the tank is the head, torso, and various other body parts of probably the tank commander (whoever was in the other open hatch when that last explosion hit), which the explosion launched upwards like a rocket, and those bits have now returned earthward to land in the middle of the road. This is what happens to people who take a second too long getting out of a metal turret, while standing in a steel ring, which suddenly becomes a body-torpedo launching orifice. Or are already sitting in their seat, already KIA.The ground impact does no important damage, because the poor SOB was dead on launch from the explosion inside the tank compartment. Probably even before that. What hits the road is just the leftover meatsuit pieces that weren't obliterated by the blast. The driver, wounded and slithering away, probably never even notices his crewmate's unceremonious landing.

I have no idea if that tank was hit with main gun rounds, AT rockets, or both. But that tank, and most if not all of the crew, are now ex-everything. This kind of stuff is why Putin's forces have lost probably 10% of the entire armored strength of the Russian Army in a bit over three weeks; it's also why his forces are trying to hang around outside of towns, and shelling the occupants to death in the rubble: fewer Russian losses.

One Russian tank totally dead, and 3-4 tank crewman kicked their air addiction, and are  KIA, on the spot. For 5 rounds expended.

Solo tanks, unsupported by infantry, are a good way to get bushwhackwed like that, and combat with high explosives just doesn't give a shit.


Murphy's Rules Of Combat:

Armored vehicles are bullet magnets: a moving foxhole that draws attention.

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammunition.

Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. When in doubt, empty the magazine.



Monday, March 2, 2020

Welcome

























So apparently this week (not while I was there), two patients checked into the ER as possible Kung Flu victims.
Here's a snapshot of what happened next:




















Are they positive for Kung Flu?
We don't know. Test results pending.
How many friends and family might they have exposed?
We don't know.
Who exposed them?
We don't know.
How long ago were they exposed?
We don't know.
How many staff and patients were exposed?
We don't know.
How many staff were in appropriate isolation PPE when they arrived?
None.
How many wore proper PPE while they were assessed, treated initially, and prior to admission?
Probably nowhere near all of them.
How many of those exposed or possibly exposed are being tracked down, and placed into exposure surveillance, mandatory, voluntary, or anyfuckingkind whatsoever?
None.
How many are in quarantine isolation?
None.

The patients are in isolation while test results are pending, and the staff in-hospital are dealing with them appropriately.
Now.

But  no one is taking this seriously, nor did they before Thing 1 and Thing 2 showed up last week.

You'll know TPTB are taking this seriously when they start sending out dedicated EMS rigs to deal with pickups, already wearing Ebola-style hazmat gear.
And when hospitals have separate triage and assessment areas, let alone treatment areas, for potential Kung Flu cases.
We have none of that.
No one does.
Anywhere.

There are already two healthcare workers in NorCal testing positive for Kung Flu.
From whom?
We don't know.
From how long ago?
We don't know.
How many other people were exposed going back how long?
We don't know.

This is a shit show.
It's going to get shittier.

And this is not "just like the flu".

But it is just like 5000 other ERs across America.

Let's ask Dallas Health Presbyterian how that worked out with Ebola.

And FYI: Two weeks ago, the entire hospital staff had to be re-fit tested for N95 masks (after we had already done so once) because exactly as noted in this post at WRSA, all the N95 masks in the entire hospital grew legs and walked out the door.

They re-supplied with another model two weeks ago, just before they disappeared nationwide, and N95s are now doled out and kept in full lockdown until needed.

Saturday, November 23, 2019

DLTDHYITAOYWO

h/t 100% F'ed Up

SecNav Chickensh*t, and RAdm Blockhead, two pussies whose
further services POTUS should dispense with in haste.













Two Pentagon primadonnas threaten to leave after POTUS slaps them down:
(FIVE SIDED SH*TSHOW) The Secretary of the Navy and the admiral who leads the SEALs have threatened to resign or be fired if plans to expel a commando from the elite unit in a war crimes case are halted by President Trump, administration officials said Saturday. 
The high-level pushback to Mr. Trump’s unambiguous assertion on Twitter this past week that the commando, Chief Petty Officer Edward Gallagher, should remain in the unit was an extraordinary development in what was already an extraordinary case, one with few precedents in the history of presidential relations with the American military.
The Navy secretary, Richard V. Spencer, later denied that he had threatened to resign but said disciplinary plans against Chief Gallagher would proceed because he did not consider Mr. Trump’s statement on Twitter to be a formal order. Mr. Spencer added that the president, as commander in chief, had the authority to intervene and that it would stop “the process.”
Dear perfumed douchebags: pack your shit and leave, you miserable double-dealing sons of bitches. Your services are no longer required by the American people. You won't mealy-mouth your way into a back-door contravention of the clearly expressed wishes of the President of the Untied States, and if you can't recognize commander's intent from a flaming tweet stapled to your ass, you're clearly too stupid to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions stamped on the heel, but maybe getting called into the Oval Office and hearing the magic words "You're FIRED!" will focus your mind. Of all the presidents in the last 40 years, do you really figure this one is the one you want to try and go head-to-head with??

Trying to palm off retributive discipline after your show trial went awry isn't going to cut it either, and you won't get to dragoon a SEAL review board into doing your dirty work.

And for even trying, you no longer hold the "special trust and confidence" of the Commander-in-Chief for your totally lacking "fidelity and abilities", because clearly, you have neither.

You're cowards, and worse, gutless cheats for trying, AGAIN, to back-door this slapdown of a guy you wanted to railroad. Word to your mothers: Obozo ain't the CinC anymore, Nancies, and your services are well past their freshness date. This ain't the touchy-feely bastardized and half-assed Navy it was three years ago, no matter how long and hard you wish otherwise, and continue to try and make it so. Take your white feathers, and your final attempt to back-stab the president, and slink off to some other snakepit. Your Pentagon privileges should be revoked.

So box up your trash, clean out your desk, and GTFO.
It's check-out time, and this president doesn't suffer fools or back-stabbers gladly (as three years of fired incompetent White House flunkies should have foretold for even people as spineless and stupid and you two @$$holes). Or hang around until he fires you, and if you thought the last tweet was harsh, the upcoming press conference, of which your manifest lack of character and self-serving betrayals will be the main topic, is going to be biblically epic. You really want to head that one off at the pass, jackholes. Trust me. Update your resumes, and start contacting recruiters for your next meal ticket.

Your career span with the DoD from here on out can be measured with a micrometer.
Leave, before you get thrown out so hard your butts don't hit pavement until they've cleared the curb, which you both so richly deserve. And when the NYSlimes has picked up your snail trail, it's past time for you to start listening for footsteps. This president deals with unfaithful and incompetent subordinates with a machete and a wood chipper, and you're about to find that out first-hand.

UPDATE: Axe falls on SecNav Chickensh*t

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Gutless Pussies



1) This isn't funny.
2) This isn't the NYPD showing "restraint".
3) These are gutless soyboy pussies with badges. And their pacifism is going to get civilians and other cops killed. Because if they'll do that to uniformed cops with guns, what's going to happen to decent citizens in that neighborhood, from here on out?

Mayor DeBlabbermouth and the NYPD brassholes are only pissed because their guys got video-outted being the gutless pussies they are after zero support from TPTB.

BMW (bitch, whine, and moan) all you want about Califrutopia, but had this happened to someone from LAPD or any other agency in CA, that last @$$hole would have been taken to jail for battery on a police officer, minus his front teeth, with impact marks from a prolonged PR-24 shampoo, and with a green plastic bucket stuck way up his ass, as should have happened there, on the spot.

This display of gutless pussydom from two alleged men charged with keeping peace and public order in America's most populous city is going to embolden attacks on citizens, and other police officers, and ring up a price that will be paid in blood. These two invertebrates should be fired immediately, for cause.

Also their supervisor, watch commander, precinct captain, and every instructor at the academy classes they attended.

Then they should send their Special Response Unit in, along with mounted officers, K-9 units, and every swinging Richard they can spare, and literally put a cop on every corner in that neighborhood, 24/7/365 and run in everybody for every offense from spitting on the sidewalk on up, for the next six months, minimum. Until the point sinks in good and hard. Everyone giving a cop in that area so much as attitude should be ticketed for any and every possible offense, until the courts have to start trying cases in batches, like the French Revolution.

When it's not funny anymore, when the community is wailing and crying and pissing and moaning about how hard "The MAN Been Keeping Dem Down",  and the sight of flashing red lights in the rear view mirror makes them crap their pants, and they beg and plead for it to stop, the NYFC should announce it will stay in effect for only another year.

If not, that precinct should be renamed Mogadishu, be barricaded from the rest of the city, declare martial law, and send in the Notional Guard. If they want to live like Somalia, treat them like Somalians, with military ROE, and the UCMJ as the new standard of jurisprudence.

If the body count drops to zero, and there are no crimes for 90 days, and the civic leaders thereabouts apologizes for this incident, then go back to the normal routine.

And I'm only advocating that, because brass knuckles, flamethrowers, and guillotines violate the 8th Amendment.

IDGAF about the reflexive anti-cop a-holes whose strings this post will pull. They'll be flamed in comments every time they pop up. I'll crack on the PD any and every time they deserve it for going too far, exactly as I have on these pages dozens of times. (FFS, the reason I make memes at all is because of the later-fired SLCPD badgehole who thought the way to get his way was to arrest a nurse for not breaking the law!) But this kind of happy horseshit is going to get good people hurt and killed in the near future, and not just in NYFC, and it'll take draconian enforcement to drive the point home that this behavior by two-legged apes and baboons (yes, I went there; they can OWN that. If the banana fits, eat it.) was way over the line, and it wasn't funny the first time.

Anything less just invites more anarchy (read bloodshed) next time.

Thursday, September 13, 2018

It's Not Sexual Harassment When Women Do It




Looks like Florence isn't the only thing blowing her way through Camp Lejeune.
Turns out Sgt. Hotpants was looking for a few good men.
"Trailblazer" becomes "tail waver".
Who didn't see this coming?
(MCB CHICKEN RANCH) Remedios Cruz joined the Marine Corps in 2013 as a supply clerk. One year later, she completed infantry training, and in 2017, made history when she became one of three females to join 1st Battalion, 8th Marines at Camp Lejeune, North Carolina.
Now, Cruz is awaiting separation from the Marine Corps after pleading guilty to maintaining a romantic relationship with a subordinate.
Cruz, 26, eventually married the person, who was a lower ranking Marine in her unit, according The New York Times.
“The biggest mistakes I’ve made in the infantry were from my personal relationships,” Cruz told the Times. “I really want to move on.” 
Cruz was reduced in rank from sergeant to corporal and restricted to the base after pleading guilty to fraternization as part of a broader plea agreement. The commanding general of 2nd Marine Division will now decide if she will be forced out with an other-than-honorable discharge, according to the Times.
Hey, that's great. After all the hoopla to force-feed this stupidity to the Corps, she's doinking a subordinate (or more) in her platoon within less than a year, court-martialed, and facing OTH discharge. Exactly as expected.

Because that couldn't possibly have been forseen  by making infantry platoons co-ed, and what harm could there be, say in combat, when everyone knows that Sgt. Hotpants is getting the weiner from one particular subordinate, or several, especially when assignments, duty rosters, or combat patrol assignments are being handed out?

Notably, now that we've proven for the 4,000th time since this silly stupidity has been tried that biology works, none of the people that crammed this nonsense into being are around to tell anyone why it's still not the most asinine thing ever attempted in human history.

Well played, SJW douchecanoes. And don't worry, mothers of America. The sergeant is taking good care of your little boy, if one value of "talking care of" is in a porno movie sense.

And nota bene, she was quoted as noting her problem was "relationships", plural.
So Mr. Hotpants wasn't her first dalliance, just the last one before she was caught.
And nobody's talking about those other ones. How...convenient.
With her out of the platoon, morale is low, and the troops will have to go out and find dates in town again. Nice of the Marines to start issuing each platoon its own camp follower.
Combat Barbie© meets Debbie Does Dallas. And Steve. And Mikey.

And hey, look, she blew through the ranks (pardon the pun) making it from recruit to sergeant in less than 5 years, and back a step, with good prospects for going all the way back to PFC: private fucking civilian. (In her case, literally!) At least now we can have a pretty good idea how that happened, just like it worked for a lot of women in the Corps 30 years ago. Biology is a constant. So too, institutional stupidity.

Imagine how all the men and women she passed up with those promotions will feel for the rest of their service, knowing they might have made rank too, if only their heels were a little rounder, and they'd been willing to put out when out of uniform as well as in it. But don't worry, all that talk about women in the military destroying morale and discipline on a much wider scale was all just a big, evil patriarchal smokescreen, right? I'm sure the Marines passed over to favor Hotpants will keep their mouths shut, suck it up, and not let it affect anything else for the rest of their time in the service. And no one would ever emulate it, seeing how well it worked for her, right? Right.

Firing squads should be in order for everyone from 2014 forward who initialed this project, from the SecNavs and Commandant(s) to her immediate enlisted supervisor.

But don't worry: no generals or other officers anywhere in the Corps resigned in protest.
Because it's not just an adventure, it's a job.

"Your whore,
my whore,
our whore,
the Marine whore! Oohrah!"
- #PoundMeToo

They should ditch the eagle in the Eagle, Globe and Anchor emblem, and just substitute the Playboy Bunny. Award the Expert Prophylactic Badge in boot camp. Back in the day, every time we got the big weiner of crap duty, we always joked the motto should be Semper Fuckus. Now we know we were right.

Sleep tight, America.

Women do not belong in combat arms units, and in most cases, with a few limited exceptions, they do not belong in the military.
But TPTB are going to keep on playing with fire until this idiocy fills body bags.

Saturday, April 1, 2017

April Fools' Day Obligatory Post




Today's April Fools' Day Post is cancelled, because reality is so f**ked up that no fake post could possibly compete with what is actually happening on a daily basis.

Go about your usual business.