And This Is Why They Fail, And The Shitshow Goes On

 

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory yet again, despite wide support, including from Speaker Johnson - which is usually a guarantee of success - Rep. Luna's attempt to find Merritt Garland in "inherent contempt" of Congress, for refusing to turn over videos of Biden's interviews (which interviews caused the DoJ to not prosecute him on grounds of mental disability), and fine Garland $10,000/day until he resigned or turned over those recordings, was defeated because 4 RINOs voted with Garland and Biden, and against the interests of the American people, not to mention contrary to every other member of their party in Congress.

Four congressweasels, two from Califrutopia, and two from Ohio, flipped sides and voted against the measure, which lost 204-210.

Rep. David Joyce (OH-14)

Rep. Michael Turner (OH-10)

Rep. Tom McClintock (CA-4)

Rep. John Duarte (CA-13)

You'll find their pictures in the dictionary under "shitbags". 

These assclowns couldn't even dunk one this easy in the preschool league. 

The four should be beaten over the head with this jackassical vote at every appearance until they get voted out in November, and in the meantime, ought to be stripped of every committee post they hold from now until then.

Pour encourager les autres.

One more reason, for anyone still needing it to know: TINVOWOOT. 

Jackholes pulling crap like this will ensure Biden gets elected.

UPDATE: Apparently Rep. Luna is going to take another whack at this piñata after the RNC Convention. Which opens a window of opportunity for voters in four specific congressional districts to take their douchey congressweasels to the woodshed.

RINO Hunt

Fuck You! Strong Message Follows.

 h/t Divemedic

Perhaps, while she was up, Nikki Haley could also have our Social Security numbers tattooed on our inner arms - more free government! - to prove we'd been verified by Uncle's gentle minions, so the TSA could scan us on the way up the gangplank and into the boxcars too?

Unable, as she is, to lay her finger on the precise section of the US Constitution that would permit the full weight of the federal government to perpetrate such a monstrous rectal intrusion upon everyone who logs onto the internet, Haley ought to be be punched in the mouth by every bystander she meets until the day she recants this totalitarian horseshit, in tears. Ideally, after losing a few teeth. Even if that day only comes long after this election season ends.

Silence Dogood, Mark Twain, and Dr. Seuss all called in response to Haley's pining for more intrusive government. Separately and collectively, they said, in so many words,

"Eat a huge bag of dicks, you Nazi cunt."

A message with which we concur most heartily.

As an aside, WTF gives with South Commielina? First you fuckers inflict Lindsay Grahamnesty on America, and now it's this goose-stepping whore from hell? What The Actual Fuck? And the balls on some people to whinge about Califrutopia's retarded offerings after this?!? STFU until you have something better to offer than Nikki Hitler, She-Wolf Of The SS.

The GOP still doesn't want Trump? THIS is why you get Trump. Who never, BTW, sicced the FBI on me to run down my name and address.

The Secret Service is going to have to start escorting Haley to and from buildings with a shield wall of 5' slabs of AR500, just to get through the primaries until this twat is voted down. It's a huge pity that all the beatings she's going to get are only going to be electoral. This is one wannabe-gauleiter who desperately needs an appointment with 3' of pipe across the chops.

I do not envy the hurdles her protective detail will have to face in looking after such a gross waste of skin and oxygen. Sadder still that the boos and catcalls after she burped this crap out haven't forced her to immediately withdraw from further campaigning, and seek political asylum back in India, where she belongs. She could take Ramalamadingdong with her, and save another trip.

Trophy Hunt Successful

One shot, one kill.

The Usual Suspects

 h/t OddJob

Wilderness Tracking

 Example #1: The wild RINO

The Great Backstab Continues - Beware the Ides Of November

We note the media now waving the latest eructation by Ohio's Quisling-In-Chief, Mike DeWhine (we're not sure when his family dropped the missing "h", but never was a politician more aptly named), who has evidently amended the federal Constitution, and decided that his opinion, and not the electoral college, should now be consulted to determine the presidential election outcome.

This sort of behavior from a nominal Republican, now-obvious RINO, and revealed closet never-Trumper, is now being added to the din of boos and catcalls from people salivating in the wings at the prospect of the Democommunists stealing an election in broad daylight, and using any means necessary to push the elected president out of the White House.

If you reside in the Buckeye State, I suggest none too gently that he belongs on your local accountability list, to be dealt with, of course, at the next election. With "friends" like DeWhine in high office, who needs enemas?

In the military, we called backstabbing fair-weather friends something that starts with the word "buddy" and rhymes with "muddy suckers".

DeWhine qualifies.

It was always going to be Trump vs. all comers.

So now the Ohio governor has evidently decided his best interests lie in joining the likes of Utah's carpetbagger Mittens, the frothingly mad Media, and the Democommunist Party (but I repeat myself).

He is now one of the 42 guys to pile on stabbing Caesar, after Brutus kicked off the party.

DeWhine has made his political bed.

Now let him lie in it.