Troll Level: Jedi Grand Master

 h/t WRSA

That's genius right there.

If anybody has a source, we want 100 of 'em.

Meme Perfection

 h/t WRSA

This should be for sale as a 24"x36" poster (I'll take 100 of them), and be found plastered on every flat surface from Maine to Maui. Starting with outside every federal building and facility in the country, including post offices.

If Sabo wasn't in hiding somewhere, he should be working on the billboard version of this 24/7.

Masterpiece Theater

 

When someone nails an essay to your door, you're
about to have a very bad day.

I haven't read any of Larry Correia's books (AFAIK), and I don't visit his blog, but I know from previous comments that a number of readers here do. My previous inattention may have been an oversight.

I say that, because for some reason which I cannot recall, I happened to drop by there the other day, and scrolled down to this post from Feb. 22:

Who Needs High School English When You Can Have Social Justice Instead?

Bearing in mind who's telling you this, and our own bona fide credentials in this sport, in case you are one of the ten or so people in the English-speaking world who apparently hasn't read what appears there, hie thee thenceward, in order to witness quite simply one of the most beautiful and masterful rants in the English language, from someone who is clearly a maestro of the genre.

He simultaneously deconstructs the offending indoctrination, defends the teaching of our mother tongue, and plays whack-a-mole like a ten-armed Kali with a bag of sledgehammers on every silly ass notion and retarded argument in a performance the like of which has not been seen since Michael York debuted as D'Artagnan in  The Three Musketeers.

★★★★★ Five stars. Highly recommended. (Correia's rant, and the movie.)

Spit Take

h/t Odd Job

Gary Varvel: You just won the Internet for the day!

PSA

 h/t Peter

That would be double-plus ungood. It's even worse than shooting liquid epoxy into their locks, for instance.

Also, don't do this if you're waiting for the last plane out of Kabul airport.

Because then, anyone left there will be stuck between Iraq and a hard place. (I triple dog dare Wilder to outdo that one. Or even out-doodoo it. Because it's craptastic.)

Genius

 h/t WRSA

BFYTW

ALLCON: IMMEDIATE RELEASE - WIDEST POSSIBLE DISSEMINATION

Guess who's back!!!

BZ to Concerned American for the rapid turnaround.
And to the Wordpress Weenie PTB: "Fuck You³! Strong message follows."

If your mouseclick-fu is weak, that'd be
 https://westernrifleshooters.us

Color Me Shocked

Pure Genius

h/t WRSA

Ever notice how the people who want to kill babies are always also the exact same ones who want to take your guns away and put you on boxcars, just like Gov. Blackface Babykiller?

Almost like there was a script or something.

" History doesn't repeat itself; but it rhymes."


And they left out "Red Flag" Laws.
Anybody thinking you might want an abortion can get you locked up for evaluation for 72 hours for mandatory psych exam.

Give them their own back. Sauce for the goose is good for the gander too.

And when we do it, it'll be funnier.