Sunday Music: A Few Hot Tracks

A few apropos cuts that sprung to mind lately. Something for everyone here. Talking Heads, Ohio Players, J.D. Souther, the Pointer Sisters, and Blue Oyster Cult. Riffs on a theme.

Huzzah

Permanent Solutions To Temporary Problems

Qwitcherbitchin. You know when you heard a
PGA winner committed suicide, this is the first thing
that came to your mind too.

If you're depressed enough to think about suicide, unless you're a pedophile or a Leftard, please seek professional help. The quick "solution" only ends your pain, which just passes it along to all your friends and relatives.

The Latest From Sumdood

If past history is any guide, this goes viral by end of day, as if it actually happened.

(Note: I buy electrons by the mole. So you will see this meme template again. And again. And again. Maybe all month. Maybe all year. Because it's not funny until it's not funny.)

R.I.H. DiFi

Note to MGM: There's no "w" in bitch.

My epicaricacy at the too-long-delayed demise of this anti-2A bitch knows no bounds. No word on when her broomstick will be exhibited across the state to confirm this joyous news.

The only faint shadow is that Gabbin' Nuisance gets to appoint an interim senator until a special election can be held to fill the balance of her term, but even that sad truth is nowhere near gloomy enough to dampen my elation at news of this most seemly departure. Dulce et decorum est.

Nonetheless, the world is now DiFi-free, one of the greatest blessings that could befall this state, and the republic. I'm hoping that, before she slipped into a terminal coma, someone whispered in her ear that Judge Benitez overturned the large-capacity magazine ban.

Fish Food

1) Rest assured, the bodies will be recovered. You'll see them next season as cod fillets, in seafood restaurants and Gorton's packages everywhere.

2) The takeaway lessons will be simple:

    a) Don't ride in experimental diversity-built rides.

    b) Hire engineers and workmen for competence, not diversity.

3) Yoda's Axiom applies:

Because Mother Nature doesn't grade on a curve at 370 Atmospheres of pressure. (2½ tons PSI, or 800,000 pounds/ft², for Common Core grads, at the depth where sits RMS Titanic. Imagine 14 fully loaded cargo containers, balanced on your lap. Painless and quick.)

Or anywhere else.

And now, an appropriate air:

Too Soon?

 Waitwaitwaitwait.

Please, Sweet Jesus, for the love of sanity, for his children's sake, on general principles alone, the Secret Service, somebody, ANYBODY, TACKLE HIM AND DRAG HIM TO SAFETY WITH ALL DISPATCH!!!

1) He's an anti-Not-A-Vaxxer

2) He's going to run as a Democommunist to challenge Emperor Stumblefuck Poopypants Ist, after the crookedest fakest election in US history (and after his uncle's and grandfather's shenanigans in 1960, that's saying something).

3) He's a Kennedy, FFS.

You gotta know, in your bones, exactly as 3000 stand-up comics are going to tell you by dinnertime tonight:

Alec Baldwin Day

 

We should have thought of this sooner.

Let's end the rancor over this @$$clown's clowncarnucopia of fail, and instead unite over something we can all agree upon.

As even his schlocky cheapass movie title proves, Rust is the enemy of guns. We must therefore keep this chowderhead from killing anyone else with them. There's only one solution for that: Buy them yourselves, to protect them from him. Or vice versa.

We therefore happily proclaim now and henceforth, in perpetuity, October 21st shall evermore be known and celebrated as Alec Baldwin Day!

Go buy a gun to celebrate Alec Baldwin Day! Save a life! Keep another gun out of his hands forever.

And hurry up, because you're already three days late on this.

Give until it hurts.

Descriptions or hog pics of your acquisitions welcome in comments.

You, Sir, Win The Internetz For The Day!

Kudos to Political Clown Parade's superlative headline:

Bernie Sanders Tests Negative For President.

Huzzah. That's world-class, right there.

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In other news you can use, at Feral Irishman:

While we were busy watching Coronavirus news, Johnny Jihadi kills three women and stabs a fourth at truck stop.

Apparently it's okay though, because the three women killed were all older, with pre-existing co-morbidities, so they don't really matter.

Wait, that doesn't apply?

Somebody's going to have to publish the rules on this, soon.