We love this guy. This is the third year he's glitter-bombed porch pirates, and he product improves every year. He totally qualifies for the term "Evil Genius", except he's actually a Good Genius.
Important safety tip for criminals: never piss off a former JPL engineer with money and time on his hands. You'll become internet-famous, but not in a good way, and it won't go well for you.
The only way to make this any better would be if law enforcement was waiting outside after the package was discarded, with a warrant and handcuffs. With a "gotcha" cam TV news crew right behind the cops, as the perp is frog-marched into custody, and actually criminally charged.
Maybe they can work on the TV show syndication proposal for v4.0, next year.
I'd call the producers of COPS, if I were this guy's agent.
4 comments:
Oh Thank You Aesop! I have not laughed this hard in a long time.
I love this guy. Glad he shows some good samaratins though otherwise he would be just another media outlet. Thanks for posting
It would be far better if actual 'law enforcement' was waiting outside both houses of Congress, or on the Capitol stairs when they scatter like roaches for Christmas break, "with a warrant and handcuffs" and a "gotcha cam".
Remember seeing porch bomb one. Good to see the guy had kept it up.
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