Dear Hollyweird and Canuckistan: F**k You Both! Strong Message Follows.

So, the Progtards behind First Man deliberately left out (as in shot the scene, then threw it on the cutting room floor so as not to offend the ChiComs[!]) Neil Armstrong planting the US flag on the moon in July 1969, because it was a group effort of every other country that had nothing whatsoever to do with this uniquely American achievement. What a pantload of Fail from the Usual Hollyweird Assbags.

Ryan Quisling, you can fuck right off back to the Great White North, and take the poncey shitbag director, who shat this piece of revisionist fertilizer out, with you as well. Unlike Canucki Quisling, of whom one might expect such crap, the director is obviously not really an American anyway. Just another walking colostomy sack.

DLTDHYITAOYWO.

Apparently you learned your history from Howard Zinn, and motion picture economics from Kevin Spacey, and from the idiots who brought us 15 movies about the Gulf Wars that never turned a profit.

We put six of these on the moon.

Because we could.
And because there are two types of countries: those like Canada, that use the metric system; and those that have landed on the moon.

You guys are lucky if they raise the maple leaf flag over Quebec, and speak English there.

But hey, you've got socialized medicine that's so good you all have to come to the US to get surgery, and you have flannel p.j.s.

So, you've got that going for ya.

So before you deign to re-write our history, move out of the Queen's basement, get a job, grow a pair, and grow the hell up.