Tuesday, July 30, 2024

Knock, Knock.

Way better than Trunk Monkey, and a lot more fun!
You've all got yours, right...?

 

5 comments:

Michael Gladius said...

Trunk monkey doesn’t inflict more damage to the car than he does to the crooks.

Heck, Rambo didn’t cause more damage to his own house in “Last Blood,” despite using even more pyrotechnics (yay magnesium shotgun shells!).

B said...

Garden gnomes, tannerite, nails.

Some assy required.
Range card and yer good to go.

Anonymous said...

Seen Jeeves before; great idea! She who controls "decor" has vetoed, however. S'OK, though because SWCD will be racking the 870 with alacrity
Boat Guy

Aesop said...

@MG,

Trunk Monkey also doesn't make the criminals disappear.
And Jeeves doesn't crap everywhere between missions. ;)

You get what you pay for.

John Wilder said...

You forgot the gasoline in the sprinkler system . . .