This be fair warnin', shipmates:
Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Postin' may be affected, some'at, as it strikes me fancy.
An' if any lily-livered landlubbers have any squawks from the poop deck, it'll be over the side and keelhaulin' with 'em, and anything left after'ards fed to sharks.
I'll not be strikin' me colors for the likes of them that's not worth a bucket o' chum.
We be sailing under Cap'n Roberts' Articles, if ye please.
An' fer any bilge rats what be ign'rant of such niceties, here be the only friendly thing ye'll see this day:
An' let no man think himself these be naught but ruddy "guidelines"!
Avast! Turn to, ye f'o'c'sle swabs!
No quarter given!
Fair warned ye be, sez I.