How To Make Your Audience Disappear In One Season:
Well played, f**ktards. No Fans Left.
This is what happens when players with IQs lower than their jersey numbers are put in charge of things. At this rate, a team next year made up entirely of quarterbacks will still be able to make the salary cap, and players can look forward to jobs selling cars and insurance in the off-season, just like they used to do.
Here's your prize, doofusii: