As noted everywhere, most recently by Peter over at Bayou Renaissance Man, Rep. Adam Schiff (D - Coprophilia) has a credibility and sanity problem, a paraphilia that's rather unpleasant to behold, and a certification of his obvious and undeniable psychosis.
This deserves suitable recognition, which we henceforth grant, with full authority.
Pray note: henceforth, that word will be added to the lexicon in lieu of the former expletive, until further notice. e.g.:
"While out walking, I stepped in some dog Schiff."
As a long time aficionado with frequent flier miles on that term, expect to see it with some regularity.
As National Prank Day approaches, I must also observe that appropriately flagging restrooms on their doors as "Schiff Rooms", whilst including a picture of the Founder of The Frolic appended, would be wholly appropriate.
Let's take a little rhetorical heat off the inventor of the modern water closet appliance, Mr. J.D. Crapper, shall we? |
This is in the exact vein as noting that Europeans have been merkeled by the policies of a certain European leader, in the exact same manner as Mohammedans do to goats and young boys.
Vidkun Quisling and Benedict Arnold mustn't hog all the glory.
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When you have to deal with a delusional co-worker on a project -
"Screw it. This is a goddam schiff-show"
So, what airline would he use when the Shiff flies?
I've had enough of this Shiff.
For a delightful mental picture, imagine The Iceman Randy Couture punching Adam Schiff in the face. mmmmm
_revjen45
"River of Schiff, river of Schiff, the wide, wide river of Schiff."- The Fugs
https://youtu.be/svPDzNO6GQk
Now I'm not calling for violence...
If we combined this with the "Remember" post...
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NSF
I understand why it's not been done previously but there's plenty of cause to revoke shiff-head's clearance. Ought to be expeditiously.
Boat Guy
I'm the man, in the Box
Buried in, my SCHIFF
- Alice in Chains
Yeah, that works!
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