Friday, March 22, 2019

Signs Of The Apocalypse

h/t Kenny

























Srsly: Who thought re-doing Gary Larson's The Far Side IRL was a good idea...?

14 comments:

Felix Bellator said...

Oooh, wait! I've had prob and stats:

P("This being raped by someone with sensory capability") = 0.0

P("This is a girl") = Odds that Spock, C3PO, and Deep Thought cannot calculate

Ned2 said...

No keyboard alert?
WTF is that?

RDB said...

Is this a dude or a gal?

Anonymous said...

It's Pat, lol.

Mike_C said...

I'm thinking Turner syndrome.

Anonymous said...

Are there really any dudes out there that are so hard up for a lay that they would actually consider raping that beast?

John Wilder said...

Equivalent statement: I need insurance because I have a 1976 rusted out AMC Eagle that's sitting on blocks with the keys in it.

TiredPoorHuddled Masses said...

Who's Clyde?

Aesop said...

Clyde is the subject of the photograph, holding his "feminism" sign.

Anonymous said...

In answer to question posed on the sign "No." That androgynous troll could kill a b0ner at the 1st glance, so wearing a bag over her(?) head would be the only way to ask for it. I'm guessing lesbo because no man would pork that.
_revjen45

Anonymous said...

Hey Aesop,

if someone had the chance to buy some not quite expired supplies,

(15+) Boxes Assorted Medical Liquids Includes Dextrose Sterile Water Sodium Chloride Lactated Ringers Mostly Baxter Brand For Educational Purposes Only,

for example, would that be something useful for the bunker, assuming someone qualified to put them to use...

n

Anonymous said...

Or something like

(100+) Boxes of Assorted Medical Consumables Includes: Assorted Exam Gloves Emesis Bags Urine Collection Cups Assorted Wound Dressings and Bandages Assorted Medical Tubing MonoJet Enteral Syringes For Educational Purposes Only


(includes iv start kits, adult and pedi resuscitators, opticell gelling fiber wound dressings, extension kits, medipore rolls, alginate dressings, 3" lifeline top tray refill kits, and similar consumables....)

n

Aesop said...

If it's cheap enough, absolutely yes, get it.

Now, it's "educational" salvage.

In SHTF here, or anywhere in the Turd World today, that stuff is gold.

Anonymous said...

Then we'll see how the bidding goes, there are other lots of similar, and some more specific, like CASES of assorted suture kits, boxes of "laceration kit, ER", never mind PPEs. I don't think I'll need specimen cups, sterile shot glasses, or the stuff that looks like it's dialysis supplies, but Foley catheters might be handy too.

nick