Tuesday, July 18, 2017

No S--t, Sherlock!

Stunned by people's senatorial representatives' refusal to sign on to ObamaCare Lite, or ObamaCare Plus, the latest attempt to foist socialism on the American medical industry went down in flames.

Now, our governmental betters (just ask them) have miraculously lit upon the obvious solution: shitcan the entire damned ObamaCare abortion.
This is what happens when you vote for retarded people, and why we can't have a nice country.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell called for the full, clean repeal of Obamacare in late-night statements Monday.
Kudos to Bitch McConjob for recognizing the obvious after only being hit with a cluebat two or three times, and proving Churchill right, yet again:
The Americans can always be counted upon to do the right thing...after exhausting all other options.
One can only wonder how long it will take them to suss out that we weren't kidding about locking up Shrillary, or building a border wall either.

Subtle hint, congressional fucktards: the 2018 midterms are right around the corner.
If you find the job too tough, we can find a replacement for any or all of you.
Read up on the Whigs, and get back to us.



Anonymous said...

So not related but i got to play with a lafette tripod yesterday. Wish I knew where "Kirk" was so I could tell him. Haha


Mike_C said...

Haha! As soon as I saw the word "tripod" in a banggity context I thought of Kirk. (Sorry, Kirk ;-)

So. Over the weekend I was avoiding work by re-reading Death's Bright Day (David Drake, part of the RCN series) and was struck by the following conversation (fails the Bechdel test, by the way):

“I would miss Daniel,” Adele said. “If he died, if he left for any reason. But I think I would miss the community even more.”

Her lips smiled. Miranda flinched; she must have seen the sadness beneath Adele’s expression.

“Daniel isn’t the family of the Princess Cecile,” Adele said. “But the community wouldn’t exist without him to hold it together. And I would miss that very much.”

The Princess Cecile is a ship (a corvette, to be precise) if that's not clear from the context. The RCN series is basically Aubrey/Maturin in space, with lots of deliberate anachronisms and probably unintended logical implausibilities, but fun to read nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

Man. Nail on the head with that one. I'll have to check it out one of these days.

I got a video of myself playing with the big smile inducing attachment that goes on top of the tripod. And to Kirks credit that lafette works great haha


Anonymous said...

How many votes does it take for a full clean repeal?