Saturday, April 27, 2024

Serving A Niche Market




We already have pre-booked orders to pick up two busloads of pro-Hamas demonstrators, paid in advance.

Note to JT in Springfield: No, we can't "mess with the GPS" of certain motorcades to accomplish the same thing, and you already know why after your last chat with The Guys In Black Suits Wearing Earpieces. Stop asking. But yes, you're right, that's pretty funny. Theoretically.

2 comments:

John Wilder said...

I'm thinking there's a way to get SpaceX involved. To be sure.

maruadventurer said...

I would pay $50 for PpV to see a tornado rip thru the Columbia U quad. The image of tents and protesters going everywhere would be great cinema.