Monday, May 2, 2022

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8 comments:

Jonathan H said...

Would that fertilize, or would all the chemicals cause problems?
Hormones, drugs, deadly vaccines, etc, etc...

Anonymous said...

frilliant

economically and motivationally

Anonymous said...

...And salt the earth with pharmaceutical laced waste? No thanks. Yeah I realize it's a joke but thinking about it...

Housewolf said...

That shit'll only grow weeds...

Anonymous said...

Same thoughts. Might's well use "night soil"
Boat Guy

idahobob said...

Unfortunately that would poison the soil. Best to burn 'em. Ash is good for the soil.

Aesop said...

It's what they're good for.
Nothing more, and nothing less.
Buzzards gotta eat.
Worms too.

Greg said...

Yeah, that's a respectable chipper for the purpose, but I've watched the Hog in a lumber mill that can swallow a 30" tree trunk and spit it out in chips in seconds. Tales abound of some poor bastard getting tripped into it and nothing but a pink mist at the other end.