Today's Water Survival Pool-cold dose of reality is administered by OldNFO
Life Isn't Fair.
Mother Nature Is A Cold Heartless Bitch.
Write those life lessons on your palm with a laundry pen, lest ye forget.
(Also, a gentle note to all would-be memesters out there: I fixed this one, and I don't think that was the fault of my source on this, but if you can't spell, don't meme. You're just walking around in public on the internet with your @$$ cheeks flapping in the breeze.)