It's impossible to parody this level of brazen jackassery; one must simply report it:
It's always great when the Dumbocrats manage to collect 276% of the votes in a democratic election.
(Breitbart) Six hundred and seventy ballots were cast in a Georgia precinct with 276 registered voters in the state’s primary election, according to the Georgia Secretary of State’s office.A northeastern Georgia precinct located in Habersham County had 276 registered voters before the state’s primary elections at the end of May, but 670 votes were recorded—indicating that 276 percent of voters turned out in Georgia’s primary election, McClatchy reported.
The recently publicized voting irregularities come as the state investigated other instances of voter fraud—including one where an Atlanta City Hall staffer claimed she had to “print and deliver 500 blank absentee ballots” to an advocacy group staffer and pick up additional ballots from the Atlanta mayor’s campaign office to drop them off at an office in Fulton County.
Part of the reason for the increase in voter fraud claims stems from concerns about the security of Georgia’s electronic voting systems, as Georgia is one of a handful of states, including New Jersey, South Carolina, Delaware, and Louisiana, that uses electronic voting machines that do not produce a paper trail for voters to verify their ballots.
It's time for federal civil rights prosecutions, and people frog-marched in chains and orange jumpsuits for lengthy prison terms. If federal prosecutors want to take short-term felony plea bargains from the peons in exchange for the next higher-up set of perpetrators, that'd be fine too. Sooner or later, Soros' face will be going on an Interpol wanted poster, and he lives in NFY state, so he won't be that hard to find. Ask Saddam and Osama about how that works IRL.
Any failure of that, post haste, will lead to plan B: a short rope, a tall tree, and torch-and-pitchfork civic renewal by the gross. (Common Core grads, look that last word up; it doesn't mean what you think it does.)
As to which one occurs, frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
A few bullet-riddled former civil officials shot to doll rags would be a salutary thing for the body politic, and decent folks are running out of patience or faith that "the system" will ever be used properly again. That always ends catastrophically poorly for someone, with the reliability of sunrise.