Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Breaking: New Vacancy in the Michigan 13th


Another shitweasel rides the bus.

WASHINGTON — (NYTimes) Representative John Conyers Jr., who faces allegations that he sexually harassed former employees, announced Tuesday that he will leave Congress immediately, and he endorsed his son, John Conyers III, to replace him.

It was sweet of him to try and bequeath the office to his son, but fortunately, that appointment will be made by Michigan's governor and/or special election in the interim, and per the US Constitution, congressional offices aren't hereditary. Ask the Kennedys.
Nice try, douchebag.
Bonus points if the allegations of sexual harassment against his son start by tomorrow.


It seems 88 y.o. serial pervert Conyers has decided it'd be healthier for his bank account if he can GTFO of Dodge before the inevitable lawsuits start cleaning out his retirement piggy bank.

So long, scumbag!
Good riddance.
DLTDHYITAOYWO
Early Christmas!

5 comments:

DaveS said...

I believe, but haven't verified, that the Michigan governor cannot appoint someone to fill this position, but instead will have to hold a special election...

MMinLamesa said...

He and his scumbag wife have played the race card enabling themselves untold wealth. Both are fucking crooked scumbags and the fact that they are constantly reelected speaks volumes about their idiot constituents.

Yeah, they're black but the majority of white voters in AZ keep reelecting fucking John McCain.

Idiocy knows no bounds.

loren said...

The whole CBC needs to go down. You notice they didn't allow Rep. Mia Love to join even though she ticks 2 boxes, woman and black. Guess she missed on the scumbag tick.

George True said...

As for us Arizonans voting for Juan McAmnesty, we have been trying for the last decade or so to primary his ass. No luck. And our choice in the general last year was either him or his democrat challenger Ann Kirkpatrick. She is a hardcore open-borders Marxist. Think of her as Angela Merkel, Hillary Clinton, Lizzie Warren, and Nancy Pelosi all rolled into one. At least the DIABLO McCain still votes the right way once in a while. A full-blown Commie like Kirkpatrick would be a Chuckie Shumer clone.

Allison Angier said...

This is OT; sorry about that Aesop, but here is a really interesting theoretical piece regarding OIG's investigation of the DOJ and the FBI:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/937741488645070849

Can't think of any other blogger/readers who might be *more* interested in this.